PRIMEVAL Posted March 28, 2014 The moment you see an explosion, Michael Bay's name appears, go figure. And now they're friggin 8 feet tall? How is that ninja like? They're tanks now... I wouldn't imagine that being very stealthy. And put that mask back on, Shrek... 0 Share this post Link to post
geo Posted March 28, 2014 Logistically the humor is in something so slow being a ninja. Its like mute Elvis or something. I can usually tell if a movie is good or not by how long they flash the logo and director in the trailer. In this trailer it takes 30 seconds. 0 Share this post Link to post
geo Posted March 28, 2014 There is a Transformers 4 without Shaya Le-Buff. I thought his 2 Chainsaw Massacre remakes were good. 0 Share this post Link to post
Technician Posted March 28, 2014 geo said:I thought his 2 Chainsaw Massacre remakes were good. They weren't. And he only produced them. 0 Share this post Link to post
Kontra Kommando Posted March 28, 2014 I grew up watching the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. But I'm skeptical about this film. Not a fan of Micheal Bay. 0 Share this post Link to post
Waffenak Posted March 28, 2014 As a kid I watched original tmnt cartoon and played tmnt games on nes and snes alot with my friends, the one for snes with coop was best 0 Share this post Link to post
Kontra Kommando Posted March 28, 2014 Waffenak said:As a kid I watched original tmnt cartoon and played tmnt games on nes and snes alot with my friends, the one for snes with coop was best I think that was turtles in time. I remember that being a lot of fun. 0 Share this post Link to post
SyntherAugustus Posted March 28, 2014 Megan Fox loves being in toy franchise movies. 0 Share this post Link to post
Doominator2 Posted March 28, 2014 PRIMEVAL said:And now they're friggin 8 feet tall? How is that ninja like? They're tanks now... I wouldn't imagine that being very stealthy. Judging by the trailer I guess there not supposed to be stealthy but more of a mutant Schwarzenegger. 0 Share this post Link to post
geo Posted March 28, 2014 Technician said:They weren't. And he only produced them. Opinions, everyone has them :-) I know Bay produced them. I thought he's a producer and not a director. Isn't a producer the guy with the money or the person tasked with making it happen for the money men? Hmmm the latter might be right >> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Film_producer I recently was forced to watched Transformers 3.... and it was the same plot or objective as the Man of Steel movie. Ah looks like Bay produced remakes of Friday the 13th and Nightmare on Elmstreet. Everything from the 80s. Except Robocop. Everyone has their limits I guess. Oh and Amityville Horror (filmed 20 minutes north of me, I've seen the house they used). As much as we hate him. Dude makes money. Even shitty movies are successes. Ha Nightmare on Elmstreet cost $35 million to make while Pain and Gain cost $26 mil. 0 Share this post Link to post
Canofbacon Posted March 28, 2014 The replies to this thread are great. 0 Share this post Link to post
Shaviro Posted March 28, 2014 "No no no. It's just a mask." Oh I see what you're doing. "Don't freak out." No wait I got it. No need to go o...no stop. I got it already. Stop. "See" ....yeah. 0 Share this post Link to post
geo Posted March 28, 2014 Doominator2 said:Judging by the trailer I guess there not supposed to be stealthy but more of a mutant Schwarzenegger. Mutanegger? ^^^ Copyright that. 0 Share this post Link to post
Avoozl Posted March 29, 2014 I watched the cartoons when I was far too young to understand anything, however as I grew up I didn't really care about it, so the movies and particularly this one just don't interest me. Anyways why do movies always go with that colour scheme of orange and blue lighting? 0 Share this post Link to post
darknation Posted March 29, 2014 since when did the TMNT have noses? Terrible. Mo' like teenage mutant ninja downs syndrome. 0 Share this post Link to post
PRIMEVAL Posted March 29, 2014 Doominator2 said:Judging by the trailer I guess there not supposed to be stealthy but more of a mutant Schwarzenegger. Not very ninja-like. And are they mutant? Thought they were just aliens. Which potentially means they're not mutants, nor are they actually turtles (just turtle-like aliens), and they're not ninjas. Are they teenaged at least? Some part of the title actually true? 0 Share this post Link to post
Technician Posted March 29, 2014 darknation said:since when did the TMNT have noses?OH MY GOD!!! That's what's wrong with them! I couldn't put my finger on it. 0 Share this post Link to post
Blastfrog Posted March 29, 2014 I know Hollywood jumped the shark a long time ago, but damn. As dumb as they are, I didn't think they'd be this dumb. Best to ignore this and any other dross Bay shits out. 0 Share this post Link to post
Ribbiks Posted March 29, 2014 Avoozl said:Anyways why do movies always go with that colour scheme of orange and blue lighting? the wonderful world of teal and orange! One reason that gets tossed around is that it's the complementary color to (light) human skin, so it's nice and contrastive and everything "pops", weeeee 0 Share this post Link to post
188DarkRevived Posted March 29, 2014 As usual, something sacred from my childhood becomes tainted and filthy. I hate you, capitalist profit engine. 0 Share this post Link to post
Joshua Schäferhund Posted March 29, 2014 Micheal Bay sure seems to enjoy shitting on people's childhoods while pondering to the dumb kids of this generation with OMFG XPLUZIONS AN MEGUN FAUX'S TEETZ. 0 Share this post Link to post
AndrewB Posted March 29, 2014 What can I say except what's already been said? 0 Share this post Link to post
gggmork Posted March 29, 2014 Ha ha ha, turtle noses, 100% fail, designed by tim and eric types except they fail unintentionally. Won't be half shell as good as nigga turtles on teh youtubes. I think "half shell" has to do with oysters or something, not even sure that term is turtle related. This movie was pissed and shit out of a turtle's cloaca. 0 Share this post Link to post