Naked Snake Posted July 16, 2002 Yeah, so I was having a fit of nostalgia and remebered that one time on IRC I had made up a list of Doomworld Forumers action figures, so I thought I'd re-think them and add some new ones. Linguica with a sausage whip Zaldron with RAM chips Mordeth with box of warez Liam the Bard with Poll Bong Pritch with "lovestruck" action (eyes bulge out and tounge droops out of his mouth) comes with DOLTerating action. DSM with pad of paper and a pencil Flathead with ShakyCam(tm) video Dima with Doom 3 related articles sotarn with 0 post count and moderator status SlayeR with his secret copy of JDooM Lament with pullstring (he has over 5000 smartass things to say) Darknation with pullstring (he has over 5000 nasty things to call you) Me with No-Doze pills Esco with pullstring (has 5000 sayings, all in ghetto speak) Maonth with spamming action (has his 1337455 bandana, doubles as a whip, his head whirls around is a circle and the bandana bitchslaps things) Fredrik with spamming action and "Post Hell" action (horns protrude from his forehead) Maga with "ZORK" action (totally bugs out) Archvile46 with forum exploitation action Danarchy with NIN Albums Lüt with umlaut launcher AndrewB with pullstring (all sayings are G rated) Carnevil with Hissy Fraggle with Smashing Pumpkins albums Jon with "freakout" action (imagine his avatar as him ;) Quasar with Eternity Engine coding skills Fodders with Viagra KNorton with blunts Orion with assorted drugs deadnail with assorted weaponry Kat with assorted weaponry Tarin with Editing skills RailGunner with NETSCAPE SHIELD Gatewatcher with underage boy action figure. Boy figure has "screaming terror" action (arms raise, face looks terrified) Julian with harem of women (all women action figures are wearing thongs and white bras ;) Ralphis with Planet Doom articles he wrote himself Captain Skippy with warezed Photoshop Arioch with dagger SPECIAL EDITION FIGURES Lüt with NIN Albums ;) Linguica with Hissy in cage Linguica with DSL Extreme connection Me with totally green paintjob Me with toally orange paintjob Dashiva with 5 pages of proxies (limited edtion, this thing gets banned really quick) Covaro with News Script access Mewse with pullstring (he says BOOYAKA) VERY LIMITED EDITION Linguica with battle axe VS Carnevil with broad sword (comes with Hissy in cage) Lüt with a finished copy of Millennium Maonth with cigar Well, what do you guys think? Feel free to think of your own and post them here. 0 Share this post Link to post
Sharessa Posted July 16, 2002 Thats a bit outdated. I havn't gotten any NIN since march. 0 Share this post Link to post
SyntherAugustus Posted July 16, 2002 change my item to... RAilgunner with 66mhz 0 Share this post Link to post
Little Faith Posted July 17, 2002 Change the NIN albums to KMFDM albums for Danarchist. Here's some other suggestions: Bigbadgangsta figure with Posthell diorama: All done tastily in orange, yellow and red tones. Inbuilt speaker plays "Ride of the Valkyries" when you press the trigger on BBG's super thread tractor beam cannon. Fredrik with unfinished blueprints entitled "Vrack 4". Can morph into a giant blue-yellow troll. 0 Share this post Link to post
Liam Posted July 17, 2002 Super deluxe-action Liam the Hentai figure with Dildozer 9000 and a Naked Railgunner figure on a leash. Press the 'action button' to give RG some severe anal trauma! 0 Share this post Link to post
SyntherAugustus Posted July 17, 2002 liam the bard dead with mechette in back. Railgunner and his railgun included. More suggestions. Linguica in a frying pan with oil. Linguica as Dragon Sausage. BBG as a fish surronded by hellish posts. Liam having HIV and AIDS for being stupid (ass raping strait people with gay reppelent) for doing gay crap. Newbies with the "Im a newbie!" button. Slayer in a d'sparil costume. Dsm with an enlarged brain for ideas. Arioch stoned. BBG stoned. Pritch with ultra eye burst. The hearts shoot blood from the eyes! And the ultra rare model of all of the famous and imfamous forum mods, users, and admins all lying dead in a bloody mess. 0 Share this post Link to post
Naked Snake Posted July 17, 2002 Lament said:wow, I'm not there Bah, I added you. 0 Share this post Link to post
SteelPH Posted July 17, 2002 me with 5000 idiotic and stupid action phrases. Duker900 with super cloaking device fraggle with idgames seach engine (internet conenction not included) elbryan42 with game music tracks (created by himself) the /er with 5000 "I hate zdoom" action phrases Rubilacxe with wad ripping action 0 Share this post Link to post
DooMBoy Posted July 17, 2002 What? No one added the special edition DooMBoy figurine that actually types up Fan Fiction stories that don't end suddenly, and have more than one chapter? :) 0 Share this post Link to post
SteelPH Posted July 17, 2002 nope, we simply have the helmet-less pullstring DooMBoy with 5000 dumbass phrases (helmet included) :P 0 Share this post Link to post
Shaviro Posted July 17, 2002 The government took the doomboy figure off the market. It had a braindamaging effect on kids. j/k =) 0 Share this post Link to post
læmænt Posted July 17, 2002 bigbadgangsta said:Lament with pullstring (he has over 5000 smartass things to say) Cheese! 0 Share this post Link to post
Spike Posted July 18, 2002 Put me in there, damnit. Give me a can of Carling and a pentagram. 0 Share this post Link to post
Little Faith Posted July 21, 2002 The Spike action figure should come with a miniature inflatable castle and should change color when it is hit violently (like being tossed into a wall). 0 Share this post Link to post
Captain Red Posted July 21, 2002 Tobester, with kicking action! bucket included. 0 Share this post Link to post
DooMBoy Posted July 21, 2002 Tobester action figure, has a pull-string that causes Tobe to say, "I die a lot!" Also has a handy-dandy switch above said pull-string that causes Tobe's eyes to glaze over and his tongue to hang out, drooling saliva mingled with blood all over the floor! It's the Blow Up Doll for 2002! 0 Share this post Link to post
Disorder Posted July 22, 2002 I'm not in the list.. I figure an actionfigure of me with a nice hot chick would do good for me. 0 Share this post Link to post
Captain Red Posted July 23, 2002 Disorder said: I'm not in the list.. I figure an actionfigure of me with a nice hot chick would do good for me. What? Well if he gets that I what one of me with a big pile of cash!! Ummm failing that, howabout one of me with my very own bed to hide under. hammer and sickal included! 0 Share this post Link to post
LorD BaZTArD Posted July 24, 2002 One of a kind action figure: The LorD BaZTArD extreme! Me with Tower Case (with covers off) Strapped to back, armed with the Insane Rant power up and a gamecube disc launcher. :D 0 Share this post Link to post
maga Posted September 27, 2004 anyone up for another Geforce4 review ? 0 Share this post Link to post
Job Posted September 27, 2004 Shaviro said:The government took the doomboy figure off the market. It had a braindamaging effect on kids. j/k =) Heh, classic. 0 Share this post Link to post
BlueSonnet Posted September 27, 2004 Jesus Christ that's some bigass bump. 0 Share this post Link to post