what is with all this pokemon shit?

man, you go to toys r' us and all they have is like a million
Pokemon, power rangers, digimon, and gay beastwars toys..

what the hell is with all this gay shit?!

I want DOOM toys!!!!

theyve made Tomb raider, Fighting Force, and all these other
lame ass games into toys, WHere the hell are the DOOM toys?

Aggghhhh!!! Just another reason humanity sucks.. they dont know
what is cool and flood us with lame crap nobody cares about..
anybody remember "FURBY" ? or "GIGA PETS" or "BEANIE BABIES" ?

man, what is the mainstream media doing for MY sadistic toy needs?

-Zero

and before i get flamed for calling all this crap "GAY"

let me just say that its not directed towards any of the homos
here or anywhere else..its just a figure of speech..

Ugh.. So many people get bent out of shape over that shit..

let me write an equation to help you understand

BUTTSEX = GAY

GAY = DISTASTEFUL

POKEMON = DISTASTEFUL

therefore POKEMON = GAY

hahahahahhahahahah

brilliant insight eh?

I'm sure you've played with one of these mentioned toys when you were younger. You have to remember there are kids whose parents probably wouldn't appriciate them playing well hellspawn over pokemon.

M0NSTERZER0 said:

and before i get flamed for calling all this crap "GAY"

let me just say that its not directed towards any of the homos
here or anywhere else..its just a figure of speech..

Ugh.. So many people get bent out of shape over that shit..

let me write an equation to help you understand

BUTTSEX = GAY

GAY = DISTASTEFUL

POKEMON = DISTASTEFUL

therefore POKEMON = GAY

hahahahahhahahahah

brilliant insight eh?

You go to Toys 'R Us?

M0NSTERZER0 said:

GAY = DISTASTEFUL

Your homophobic? I'm straight, but there is nothing wrong with homosexuals. How can you be so closed minded to other peoples ideals?

MONSTERZERO..
Zero... for what he's worth.

Dream Destroyer said:

Your homophobic? I'm straight, but there is nothing wrong with homosexuals. How can you be so closed minded to other peoples ideals?

I just don't like the thought of gay sex... I mean, wouldn't you get feces up your shaft? That's... I mean, I dunno, kissing and grabbing and stuff is all well and good but that's just nasty.

Yeh and it tastes bad.........so I am told :)
Nothing wrong with gays, it means more girls for the rest of us

Surely you haven't forgotten Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, or the GI Joe, or Barbie Dolls (for those few girls among you) ...

Pokemon the Game Boy game rules.

I was at a comic shop not too long ago and I saw them selling Matrix action figures for 30 bucks each. Yesterday I want to a computer game/console game store and they had the exact same figures for $9.99!

Thats not entirely related, but what the hey.

Want Pokemon the top selling game of the year for the last two years?

They market what they can get profit from.

For the same amount of energy and effort they will make a thousand times the profits from selling Pokemon to Doom. It's all business, and common sense.

OH NO HUMANITY IS OUT TO GET US RUN!!

MEWSE

Vorpal said:

You go to Toys 'R Us?

That IS gay ;)

Some company that made those Duke Nukem toys were supposed to be coming out with Doom ones, but that was years ago...

Well, I guess your mom would gladly tech you in sewing :-). THAT would definitely look gay but you would get - after some trying and both hands getting wounded - a nice SpaceMarine(TM) Doll which you could cuddle and snuggle to death :-)
Look - Linguica did the same - he made HISSY by his own hands and Hissy was loved by the whole community.

FYI, chrozoron made hissy, not ling.

M0NSTERZER0 said:

man, you go to toys r' us and all they have is like a millionPokemon, power rangers, digimon, and gay beastwars toys..what the hell is with all this gay shit?!

Yo, Don't be hatin' on da beast wars or I'm gonna bust yo ass! :P

As for da rest of them gay ass figures... let's start us an old fashioned bon fire in an old oil drum! Ghetto NY style, mah peeps!!!

P.S. they had some quake 2 toys a while ago, but I never really stared at them much. They looked pretty tight, though. The movie maniacs serious is da bomb ya'll, believe dat!

deadnail said:

Want Pokemon the top selling game of the year for the last two years?

They market what they can get profit from.

For the same amount of energy and effort they will make a thousand times the profits from selling Pokemon to Doom. It's all business, and common sense.

Cool, imagine that:

Doom trading card games
Doom Snap on N64
Doom Red and Blue (not forgetting GOLD) editions

I hate Pokemon.

Arioch said:

Surely you haven't forgotten Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, or the GI Joe, or Barbie Dolls (for those few girls among you) ...

Pokemon the Game Boy game rules.

I Must agree on that... Pokemon *RULES* !!!

deathwarrior said:

FYI, chrozoron made hissy, not ling.

Ooouuuhhhh ... OK!

Lüt said:

I just don't like the thought of gay sex... I mean, wouldn't you get feces up your shaft? That's... I mean, I dunno, kissing and grabbing and stuff is all well and good but that's just nasty.

Calling stuff you dont like 'gay' is like calling stuff you dont like 'black'