Liposuction!

Those fireballs that the Mancubus shoots at you?
They are not fireballs, they are ENORMOUS GLOBS OF FAT!
those cannons suck the fat out of the Mancubus, ignite it, and they launch it at you. That's gotta smell.

Shut up!

Shaviro said:

Shut up!

Hey! At least it's remotely DOOM related.

Yes, of course it is fat !
Haven't you read the DOOM FAQ? Section 193.34?

No need to post this here, cause every DOOMer knows it already!

newbie.

Shaviro said:

Shut up!

It's more doom related and less annoying than when people complain about newbies.

Yeah, and then having it splat all over you and run down your neck and trousers and seep into your shoes...

Fat in most mammals is actually a yellowish-whitish color.

Now I dunno if a Mancubus qualifies as a mammal, but I'll assume it does.

Every one had something to say so I think I'll just like to say a few words and I'll be off, ok here they are "Glubtook, Jiggle, Helendrax and Kamilagrabawolskulcajanuszsuwara." Have a nice day.

elbryan42 said:

It's more doom related and less annoying than when people complain about newbies.

true,true.
I never knew manacubi launched flaming chunks of gravy like fat at you?
i thought they pumped out fireballs like there was no twomorrow.

It's more doom related and less annoying than when people complain about newbies.

In the doom novels I believe it mentions that the macubus's fireballs are fat. And I know for sure that the Imp's fireballs are flaming mucus, and the Cacodemon's fireballs are ball lightning. The books are cool, well at least the first two.

the cacodemons i knew it was ball lightning but fat and mucus geeez thats just sick

Shaviro said:

Shut up!

GO AWAY... HATER!!! Most of us actually didn't know that! But, dat sure as flip is some nasty shit!

Lüt said:

Yeah, and then having it splat all over you and run down your neck and trousers and seep into your shoes...

No wonder those things hurt so much, it's not so much that a flaming ball of fat causes damage or anything, but you are so grossed out that you try to commit suicide. I know I would if I were in a similar situation.

If you don't want to see any of this strange and horrible stuff, than DON'T READ MY POSTS!

why are you such a dickhead?

Submerge said:

If you don't want to see any of this strange and horrible stuff, than DON'T READ MY POSTS!

If you don't want to see my complaining, than DON'T READ MY REPLIES!

Shaviro said:

If you don't want to see my complaining, than DON'T READ MY REPLIES!

*rofl*

Very, very good, Maonth!

Yes. I am a clever bastard.

SaGa said:

fat and mucus geeez thats just sick

May be sick, but hey! I prefer that to a lightning strike on my BALLS!

PFCRon said:

Hey! At least it's remotely DOOM related.

Maybe it causes the degree of damage that it does, because it acts like napalm -sticking to the target.

deathwarrior said:

why are you such a dickhead?

because his punk ass can't get laid... it makes him very angry, and VERY F'ing annoying!!

Point said:

Maybe it causes the degree of damage that it does, because it acts like napalm -sticking to the target.

I'm pretty sure normal fat isn't THAT flammable, so that means someone genetically engineered explosive fat(ewwwww).

Assuming his fat is that volitile, just imagine what would happen if you shot a Mancubus with a flare gun..."oh shit, this is all I've got left, well, here goes nothin" (fires)"damn, he didn't even flinch, hey wait, that smells kinda like..."

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!

"hey cool, walking barrels" =P

solid fat isn't flamable, but hot, liquid fat? think napalm.

Damn, for a "rookie ****wad" (no offense), Submerge isn't completely off. A Mancubus does use its own fat as fuel in some way. Here's your normal mancubus:
http://geocities.com/shingokuma/gfx/fattg1.gif

Now here's a vetern mancubus.
http://geocities.com/shingokuma/gfx/fatt50.gif

It's still a disgusting greasy slice of fat hog but not quite so fat.