Re: toxic gas

/me BURPS! so loudly that all the forums shake.

Even the mighty Linguica, the sausage king himself, trembles to his knees.

/me commands everybody to get the FUCK ALONG with each other!

/me then BURPS! once again at all the flamers!

/me BURPS! at all the stupid fuckin newbies and commands them to bend over so I can use my electric cattle prod on their asses!

I guess everybody has been very irrational lately because of the lack of Doom 3 news. (I guess if we were this bored in the real world, we'd all be killing each other by now.)

>>>So if there's a dumb newbie. Just ignore him. Don't respond at all.

>>>If you want a flame war with somebody go ahead! I freely encourage them. JUST NOT IN THE FORUMS! Do it through E-MAIL!

Any Quvestions?

Yeah, what's the problem with flamewars?

No, seriously. Since the packets that I receive from this forum can't hurt me in any physical way (and if you're clever, neither mentally), what's the problem with seeing a crap load of insults?

/Zaldron tries to picture what would be the forum without this kind of stuff.

/Zaldron runs away at depicting a new "mmtask problem" topic.

let's say I'm at a bar.

And a fight breaks out, and I'm sitting watching. More fights break out, and for a while it's entertaining. But, after seeing too many fights break out, I'm getting sick of them. So I tell the people to go ahead and fight, but take it outside.

Apply the same to flame wars.

Mmmh, but here's a little difference. You don't have to look at the flame-only topics...

It's kinda like visiting EVERY bar in the city, no matter if it's called "Cacodemon Leader is a faggot"...

hehe...

that bar name sounds good.

Yeah, let's enter, I'm sure there's a lot of stuff going on there...

/me raises Rusty Pipe(c)

/me whips out the ELECTRIC CATTLE PROD!

amanichen said:

Any Quvestions?

Yves, is ivt trvue that anvything thvat is tvoo stupvid to bve spokven is svung?

I like the forums the way they are right now.
Please members, keep insulting people. Thank you.

Shut your hole you assrammingly vomitacious dickalicious insipid festering decrepit failure of a bloody vaginal schweid-pole slammer.

amanichen said:

/me whips out the ELECTRIC CATTLE PROD!

As opposed to a diesel cattle prod?

the last one i had was nuclear, but the EPA shut it down.

fun while it lasted, though.

deadnail said:

As opposed to a diesel cattle prod?

As opposed to a cattle prod that's just a piece of metal or wood, or I'd guess.

As opposed to YOU.

amanichen said:

the last one i had was nuclear, but the EPA shut it down.

fun while it lasted, though.

They even removed the alien virus stored inside my rusty pipe, bastards...