Reply to this post if you are a winner

If you think you are not a loser, reply to this post stating why or how you are not a loser and why or how you are a winner. Your winning reply will be evaluated.

Wow, there are so many reasons I am not a loser and am a winner.

Let's see, where to start. Well, first off, I can do 40 pushups. I don't get drunk or do drugs (at least not regularly) but I'm not a geek either. I like to play sports and like nature. I love to ski. I just got new skis. Rossignol 9X racing ski. Oh my word are they fast and furious. And I got new ski boots to boot. Rossignol Race Pro 1. I make cool doom levels. And I am not afraid to make a fool of myself in public forums. I am a winner cause I am good looking and not ugly. I am a good driver.

Hmm... somebody posted then immediately deleted their post. Not sure you are a winner, eh?

People who reply to their own posts are disqualified, as are employees of Hellbent, Inc.

Hellbent said:

I just got new skis.

That makes you a loser

Hey cock, what happens if we reply to both threads?

i'm a winner because i'm not you.

mewse said:

Hey cock, what happens if we reply to both threads?

then you are a losing winner.

A winner are us.

=P

Shaviro said:

then you are a losing winner.

no you are