Super Smash Enemies

You know what would be cool? If they made a game that had all the greak FPS heros in it, and all the companies for once chipped in togother and made this. The charaters for example could be "Flynn Taggart, Bittamin, Ranger, Sarge, LaraCroft, Bj-Blackowits, Duke Nukem, Commander Keen, and hell, they could even throw in Crash Bandicoot for all I care!

Yeah, that would be fun! You can already get Duke, Lara Croft etc. as custom models for Quake 3 Arena, but I think you don´t like the whole game, so...
(you mean Blascowicz from Wolfenstein?)

Oh dear GOD did I just goof. I just paid $30 for a fresh copy of Resident Evil: Surivor. I didn't bother reading anything on it or even looking at the jewel case I just bought it. Well... it's different from every other Resident Evil, that's for sure. It's difficult to picture a 3D FPS on PSX that runs smooth... but RE:S seems to be one. When more than two enemies show up the framerate falls into the single digits but other than that it's pretty cool. But the voice acting... "I'm not going to hurt you! That was before, I'm a different person now!" God, kill me.

More good news... Bleem 1.4 and VGS don't play it so I'm stuck with it as is for now. Damn. At least it's easy. None of the puzzles are what they used to be, and I just cut it off at the point where the boy Lott ran off to the factory or something.

I feel dirty.

The dirt won't wash off!

That also reminds me, there's no damn typewriters! How am I supposed to save it?!

Anyway, Jeremy, here's the lineup for your game:
-BJ Blascowicz... Blazkawitzche... Jewish names, yikes. Blascowiz?
-Doomguy (Not Flynn Taggart, we're talking the games not novels)
-Duke Nukem (With his pals Joe Smokem & Jude Shootem)
-Lara Croft (Meow!)
-Caleb from Blood
-Jill Valentine from Resident Evil (Meow WOW!)
-John Mullins
-Blade (From SiN, not the vampire comic/movie)
-Gordon Freeman
-Adrian Shepard
-Corvus from Heretic II
-Andy Rooney (That crazy ol' malcontent!)
-Megaman (Hell yeah. w/ Rush)
-Roll (Hell yeah. w/ Eddie/Flip-Top)
-Bass (HELL YEAH. w/ Treble!)
-Megaman X (Hell yeah. The full grown badass!)
-Zero
-Alucard (In the name of my mother, I will bust a cap in your ass!)
-Aya Brea (That ULTRA MEOW chick from Parasite Eve!)
-Popeye (The quad damage could be a can of spinach!)
-God (How could you lose? Just stomp on everything!)
-Cloud from FFVII (Only for target practice, the fruit loop)
-Kommander Ceen (Also just a dummy with circles painted on)
-Bill Clinton (Hell, here's the perfect punching bag!)
-Mr. T (He'll throw ya hella far! Drink milk, foo!)
-Stalin (Always on the Red team. Has -3 HP. Try to win.)
-Yogi Bear (Outsmart your enemies but somehow still lose.)
-Keanu Reeves (Kill people with your horrible acting.)
-Christopher Reeve (Just lie there like a rock. Not much of a target.)
-Princess Di (After you staple her head back on and keep her from @*&# everyone.)
-Atom Ant (I'd like to see you shoot this guy!)
-Skiskel (Pokes you with his cancer.)
-Al Gore (Slowly steals all your money. Holds you on the same level.)
-Tupac (Takes it up the ass daily. Can't aim at all.)
-Notorius BIG (How can you miss?! Has heart attack after running 2 feet.)
-Sam Kineson (He can run but his problem is stopping.)
-Phil Hartman (He never sees it coming. Pow!)
-Hale Berry (She just runs everyone over in a SUV.)
-Eminem (Talks big. Pulls a gun but doesn't use it.)
-Criss Kross (They wear their pants backwards. Ooh, rebels.)
-Louis Farakhan (Incites riots. Uses people to his own gain.)
-Rush Limbaugh (Smokes cigars. Makes generalized simple answers that don't work.)
-Charles Heston (Keeps the Al Gore character from stealing your gun.)
-Chelsie Clinton (Smokes pot. Forgets she's fighting easily.)
-JFK (Head screwed back together. Humps EVERYTHING.)
-MTV (Turns your brain to garbage. Only works on poor black people and rich white people.)
-Singapore (Referee. Will whip your ass if you try to break a rule.)
-Britain (Just sits there and tells you to drop your gun.)
-Japan (Embezzles you to death. Will suicide if it fails.)
-Canada (Gets drunk and watches hockey. We're all secretly envious! 8)
-Mexico (Trys to sneak into other characters. Grows fruit.)
-America (The basic character. All others are different. :)
-Russia (Really, really cold and good at standing in line.)
-Zophar (Will Emulate your fighting style.)
-Pimp Daddy Welfare (From the POE. He's a badass!)
-Dr. Who (He always looks different.)
-Microsoft (Crashes all the time, like Sam Kineson.)
-Macintosh (Has great stats but isn't really capable of anything.)
-Linux (The most potential of all. You have to type seveteen lines to move up. Don't ask how much you have to do to stop moving!)
-Sonic the Hedgehog (He does the humpty hump, a the humpty hump.)
-Mario the rabid plumber (He swears incessantly and swings a pipe. "Itza me, Mario! Iza gonna kicka you assa, biotch!")
-Aero The Acrobat (He really has rabies, the retarted rodent.)
-Crash Bandicoot (Kills you with his insipid commercials.)
-Linguica (He deletes you.)
-NiGHTMARE (He shoots you with that lowercase i.)
-Acid One (Not as good as Acid Two. Acid Three is overrated.)
-Space Tomato (Really fast. Can you ketchup? Ouch, that hurt.)
-Kaopectate (Stops you from running. Ouch, that really hurt.)
-destROYer (I bet his name is Roy. He stabs you like Rob.)
-Lüt (He bothers you but at least he admits to it.)
-Ancient Warrior (He's been around a while, knows what to do.)
-Bloodspill25 (He's in every level. Personally I like headgib17 more.)
-Stphrz (He sounds like a sneeze. Look out, he's got fireworks!)
-c-d-w (SMG, DBSG, BFG.)
-Hellbent (Takes you with him.)
-LittleMissEbola (She kills you from the inside out.)
-PianoMan (Don't press his wrong notes or he'll tune you.)
-Gokuma (Don't really know but if he's like Akuma I'll bet on him.)
-Mariner (Kills you in 9 years when he can buy Doom 3.)
-Jeremy (Kills you with love. FUCK GOD DAMMIT!)
-Sir Galahad (Kills you with wits. Just like Mr. Science.)
-Tetzlaff (Kills you if you try to pronounce his name.)
-deadnail (Kills you and takes your daughter.)

And of course...
-Moanth (So what the hell do I type here? He kills you for a month strAight? I didn't forget, you just didn't give me much to work with! :Þ Kills you so fast you can't moan? We all need mo' anth? Oh, you finally replied, eh?)

...ahem...

-Moanth (He kills you before you can express his name!)

...uh, what in the HELL does that mean, man?!




As for the Gundams... sure, why not? Just retool them down to 8 feet tall or so and have fun. Deathscythe is the ultimate badass... screw that purple one with the laser whip!




Bitterman, Ranger, and Sarge all sorta blew. They can die. Slow. And who knows, maybe Unreal 2 will have an identifiable character!

God, I gotta stop tying these huge posts! 8)
Then I gotta stop adding crap to them at anyone's request! =8*)-~

dont forget Wing ZERO and Deathscythe HELL . stupid mouse, i ment to post it under deadnail's post, heh

deadnail said:

Whoa, big list. Yeah, that would rock, just not sll the "resl-life" people, just Mr. T! Hehe. This would be the most kick ass game! And a return of Commander Keen would be cool {poor fella' was hung in DooMII}.

Tetzlaff said:

Yeah, that would be fun! You can already get Duke, Lara Croft etc. as custom models for Quake 3 Arena, but I think you don´t like the whole game, so...
(you mean Blascowicz from Wolfenstein?)

Why not put ash from Evil Dead and Army of Darkness in and remove Duke Nukem? (Ash came first and Duke is just a nock of of Ash)

Ash in.
Duke in.

Neither can go. Let's not forget that Duke's biceps are bigger than Ash's thighs. Besides, Duke has more combat experience.

I really don't have time to type this but I thought up that idea about 4 years ago.

It was one of my back-burner projects inspired by duke3d before I knew of "total conversions". The concept was only in the DM secion. You could play as about 4 different characters from differernt games, you could also play as monsters from those games too (with reasonable modifications to them to make them playable).

(this is where my evil player guy bot with 1500 health and incredible AI came from - he was the first boss in the game).

deadnail said:

Ash in.
Duke in.

Neither can go. Let's not forget that Duke's biceps are bigger than Ash's thighs. Besides, Duke has more combat experience.

U forgot me in the list!

Welcome to the wonderful world of dream deathmatch.

Feel better?

WOHOOO!

Just type:

He kills you before you can express his name!

deadnail said:

That reminds me I gotta put the finishing touches on my character who could kick Akuma/Gouki's ass for Nightfang's Smash DM whenever I get the time. However, the true form will come later.

You forgot Zangief though. He rules. Juggernaut is cool too.

deadnail said:

Look closer at my picture... I can use my hair as a lethal weapon to poke out your eyes (I'd do that to kids at school who were bugging me, it really does sting.)

deadnail said:

Brilliant deadnail, absolutely spot on!

Dood, you NEED to be a writer. I bet you could pull a Kerouac and type for a week staight.

Shaviro said:

WOHOOO!

Just type:

He kills you before you can express his name!

I add the following to deadnail's list (possible 45th patch, download around 150MB):

Dopefish (be engulfed by its dumbness)
Larry Laffer (tries to have sex with you if you choose any chick)
JC Denton (like Neo from The Matrix, but upgradeable)
Pentium (the original one - the math bug would crash the game)
Suzuki Escudo (from Gran Turismo 2)
Oreo (yes! Eat the bastard!)
The Teenage Mutant Hero Turtles (give them pizzas for points)
Alarik ("Die, bitch!")
Darth Vader (death sequence: an asthma attack)
Snake (no, not the solid one... the Nokia one :)
John Romero (suffocates you with hair)
Cyberdemon (it would be a crime not to include him)
Superman (new skin for Christopher Reeve)
Kurt (from MDK)
Trent Reznor (depresses you with lyrics)
Shawn Fanning (walks around with Metallica shirts)
Chthon (gets his butt kicked by Cyberdemon)

Further patches would follow, eventually.