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Judgedoom , are u an a-sh-le?

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Guest s999cop

Judgedoom , are u an a-sh-le?
why the hell you always wandering around in doom1 cs and play with no one, because i've noticed that? come back and play me(geez, it was like since October)! so come back to doom2 in next 2 weeks, because i still havn't have my isp back , so have to wait till march 13 or sth.

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Guest JudgeDooM

WTF are you sayin? ME, wandering around in Doom1? What did you smoke? I always play Doom II in csDoom, or GothicDM and the Dwango series! You're the asshole one, you've probably mistaken me with Judge Death. HE plays Doom 1 in csDoom alot! Whenever I go to a Doom server, first of all, it's Doom II, and I see if there's people playin in it. I have been wandering around alone in a Doom II server, something like 2 times, waitin for people. It always was around 3-4 pm. I don't like dm-ing in Doom 1. I've played only twice with Maonth, but that's all. I came in Doom 1 server and there was Judge Death. But I've quit 'cos I was lagging alot.
Ok, I'll wait till march 13, or whenever you come back and frag you so much you'll run towards your mummy crying!

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Ashle ? Wasn't she that irritating black chick on the Fresh Prince of Bel Air ? (Not that she really stood out between the other irritating black chicks. And will smith.)

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Guest Dream Destroyer
JudgeDooM said:

WTF are you sayin? ME, wandering around in Doom1? What did you smoke? I always play Doom II in csDoom, or GothicDM and the Dwango series! You're the asshole one, you've probably mistaken me with Judge Death. HE plays Doom 1 in csDoom alot! Whenever I go to a Doom server, first of all, it's Doom II, and I see if there's people playin in it. I have been wandering around alone in a Doom II server, something like 2 times, waitin for people. It always was around 3-4 pm. I don't like dm-ing in Doom 1. I've played only twice with Maonth, but that's all. I came in Doom 1 server and there was Judge Death. But I've quit 'cos I was lagging alot.
Ok, I'll wait till march 13, or whenever you come back and frag you so much you'll run towards your mummy crying!

EMP ALL THE WAY BROTHER, YAH!

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Guest JudgeDooM
Dream Destroyer said:

EMP ALL THE WAY BROTHER, YAH!

EMP rules brotha!

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Guest Dark_Fox
Zaldron said:

Ssh, you too...

Ssh! Both of you..

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Guest Nodus

Everyone be quiet dammit! The tiny pink elephants will hear us.

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OMG, OMG here they come...

OH SHIT THEY HAVE RUSTY PIPES!!!

RUUuunuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnn!

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SHIT! RUN YOU SONZABITCHES RUN!

/me stampedes D-Clone into a coma as Macvilewhore watches, turns, and sprints

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I left them in my other leather trenchcoat Goddammit! Kiss my ass man I just got back from a rock show; I only have my G31C with three clips I wasn't expecting anything!

/me opens fire, soon using all 45 rounds of .357 Magnum ammo

Dude, slow down. Did I get them all?

/me stops, panting, vows to quit smoking... eventually

Wait... what was that...?

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What? I didn´t heard noth...

hang on... fuck, fuck, fuck, that´s really creepy. Let´s get out of here!

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Shit, yeah.

/me drops his cigarette and follows the Z-man

Hey, let's head over to Macs. He's not much on ammo but if we're going to be running ALL FUCKING NIGHT I could use some coffee with a high piss content value!

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Mmhh, I can still hear them, they, They!!

Macs probably´s in home tonight. I heard the GeForce was going to be available first on the Mac, so he´s surely trying it by now.

/me runs faster.

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/me hits the door rapidly and hard

Dude! It's deady and the Z-Man! Open the fucking door there's something out here!

/me hits the door

Dude!!

/me hits the door

DUDE!!!

*The door opens. Out steps D-Clone wearing only a towel...

What the... hey man, what're you doin' here? Is that... is that s999cop over there?

*D-Clone: Yeah, we're 'initiating' him tonight.

To what?!

Hey Zaldron, maybe we should go somewhere... Zaldron? No! Put down the coffee!

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What? Im thirsty!

Hey, since when Mac´s adding cream to the coffee... oh wait, fuck, ahem!

Hey deaddy, wanna try it?

BTW can I have a towel too? No, NOT YOURS BY THE LOVE OF GOD!!!

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Hey, aren't you impressed? I'm holding up my towel with no hands! Woo!

/me swings around

Woo!

Hmm, no thanks, I never take creamer in my coffee. Just sugar. Maybe some honey. Got any Kahlua? How about some doughnuts? No creamer, though.

Hey! Stphrz! How's it goin', man? Pass that shit, let me get my smoke on.

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You know... those things are still out there. FUCK! I just saw a monstruosity with a couple of eyes staring at me trough the window! No wait, false alarm, it was my reflection.

deadnail, please... use your hands... NO! NOT THAT WAY!!! JESUS!

/me turns, eyes shut.

MMhh, where´s Mac? And more important... where´s the friggin GeF3?

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Oh fine, you've got to be so damn shy.

/me tightly affixes towel around his gut

I think he's making sweet love to it in the shower. You know, down by the fire.

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*sniff* poor Geffie3... *sob*

deadnail, use your advanced skills of gun tracking and find Mac´s secret gun cabinet. They´re trying to breach the door!!

Those bastards, how they dare to invade our home!!? Those newbies...

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*sniff, sniff*

/me turns

*sniff, cough!

Damn Tetzlaff, take a fucking shower.

/me turns

*sniff, sniff*

There! Gunpowder! It's right over there. There must be a secret wall behind the gigantic Styx poster.

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Hurry up, i can hear them

/someone screams : "...Golden pistol..."

AHHAHAHaHHaa!!!! GOD, NO!!! Hurry!

/me smells accidentally Tetzlaff.

Hey, that´s not THAT bad... you should smell my shirt, here, gave it a try.

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Normally 'smell this' is a really horrible command but why not, I'll give it a...

/me passes out cold before the gun safe is opened

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God damn! Not again, NOT AGAIN!
First Johnny, then Smith, why YOU?

/me slaps deadnail in the face. Accidentally discovers wallet hanging out his pocket. Me gets $300 for free.

Yes! The days of "Shock the monkey and win $20" are over!!

DEADNAIL!! WAKE UP!! Where´s the frigging guns??

/someone screams "...Triple-blade chainsaw...", the wooden door cracks and shakes with each impact.

OK, if this doesn´t work, nothing will do...

/me whispers in his ear :

"Megaman 20 super Xtra Hyper 2000 final alpha pro was just released foronly 5$"

/someone screams "...all your base are belong to us..."

BY THE LOVE OF ME, err... GOD, WAKE UP!!!

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