Guest killtheclaypara Posted May 7, 2001 i know this question is gonna sound kinda dork but im new here so here i go: how do i play on line, multiplayer?. which way its the best, i would aprecciate your answers 0 Share this post Link to post
Dashiva Posted May 7, 2001 Why? so you can be another dickhead keyboarder newbie who is still looking for the fire key? 0 Share this post Link to post
deadnail Posted May 7, 2001 The hell are you bitching about, boy, those guys are the only way you ever break a negative frag! 0 Share this post Link to post
Dashiva Posted May 7, 2001 NOOOOOO! I got a negative frag against you! SO THERE! HA! 0 Share this post Link to post
deadnail Posted May 7, 2001 Doom isn't golf, you retard, a negative score is a bad thing! 0 Share this post Link to post
Dashiva Posted May 7, 2001 WELL THEN WHY THE FUCK DID YOU GIVE ME THE FUCKING SCORE CARD? 0 Share this post Link to post
deadnail Posted May 7, 2001 BECAUSE THE AUTOMATIC DOOM SCORE TICKER IS TO FUCKING COMPLICATED FOR YOU TO USE! Go count your strokes or something. 0 Share this post Link to post
Dashiva Posted May 7, 2001 You can give someone a stroke in doom? What weapon is that? 0 Share this post Link to post
deadnail Posted May 7, 2001 GODAMMIT BITCH, NOW YOU FACE MY SHOTOKAN SKIZILLS! SHINKU TATSUMAKI SENPUFUCKINGKYAKU BITCH! SHINKU HADOKEN! SHINRYUKEN! SHINKU GOU HADOKEN! SHUN GOKU SATSU! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, HUNH?! Bitch. 0 Share this post Link to post
Dashiva Posted May 7, 2001 That was almost as good as chicken, but it had a sour aftertaste I didn't quite like. 0 Share this post Link to post
deadnail Posted May 7, 2001 OH I'M SORRY, I MUST'VE STUCK ME FOOT TOO FAR UP YOUR PUNK ASS! 0 Share this post Link to post
Dashiva Posted May 7, 2001 Well please, take it out sir. Time is money, somebody wants to rent that room. 0 Share this post Link to post
deadnail Posted May 7, 2001 BITCH! SIR?! FUCK YOU AND YOUR UGLY MOTHER! SHORYU REPPA X2! 0 Share this post Link to post
Dashiva Posted May 7, 2001 You wanna fuck my ugly mother? Dude, it's my turn! My sister got to last night, and you wanna take my turn away from me? Don't do that... 0 Share this post Link to post
deadnail Posted May 7, 2001 SO THATS WHATS WRONG WITH YOU BLOKES, EH? GODDAMN THATS DISGUSTING. YOU ALMOST INTERRUPTED ME FUCKING MY DOG WITH THAT NAUSEATING STATEMENT! 0 Share this post Link to post
Dashiva Posted May 7, 2001 You know what I'm thinking... my mom has three holes... anus, mouth, and pee pee hole. That means we can all jump aboard. =) 0 Share this post Link to post
deadnail Posted May 7, 2001 I refuse to join any association that would have me for obvious reasons. Get a candle. 0 Share this post Link to post
Dashiva Posted May 7, 2001 Get a candle? Hey, is that some kinda teenage slag. Well, listen YO. I'm down with ya jive. i swing da rope. i'm cool. yeah hommie. go soap your wax. 0 Share this post Link to post
deadnail Posted May 7, 2001 Don be fuxin' wit me, nigga, or I'll pop a cap in yo cracka ass fasta dan yo own daddoo! Now if you'll pardon me, sir, I'm off to get some stanky on my hangdown. 0 Share this post Link to post
Dashiva Posted May 7, 2001 BANANA BREAD! The secret to all of our problems is banana Bread. You can fuck it, eat it, fuck it and then eat it.. oh wow, it's so great. =) 0 Share this post Link to post
deadnail Posted May 7, 2001 Jesus Christ, I thought that was vanilla cream! /me vomits violently Fuck, you asshole, that is just plain RUDE. 0 Share this post Link to post
Dashiva Posted May 7, 2001 Sorry, I'm going to go milk your bulls now. 0 Share this post Link to post
deadnail Posted May 7, 2001 Goddamn you Canadian cowboys, always rustling our women and raping our cattle. If I had my, I tellz ya, I would own Pepsi Co. 0 Share this post Link to post
deadnail Posted May 7, 2001 Well we can easily settle this. PEPSI CHALLENGE!! /me grabs pepsi and wings it at your head Haha, he went down in a spray of red and brown! =) YOU WILL PH33R MY PEPSI SKIZILLS BITCH!! 8===============D SUCK IT! 0 Share this post Link to post
deadnail Posted May 7, 2001 Well okay then, stop sucking it. Wash my car. Plant me a new garage and build me a couple of bushes. When you get done with that you can dust off my P3 and invent me some new type of porn. 0 Share this post Link to post
Dashiva Posted May 7, 2001 New Porn? How about.. PENCIL PORN...HEHEHE HAHAHAHA.. CUM ON ME ERASER.. HAHA. 0 Share this post Link to post
deadnail Posted May 7, 2001 Oh please, I already have enough mpegs of 8 year olds fucking, be more original! 0 Share this post Link to post
Dashiva Posted May 7, 2001 How about... a nail... fucking a pencil... a .. dead.. nail.. hehehe. 0 Share this post Link to post