Woolie Wool Posted August 12, 2002 I have having infuriating computer problems for the past week and I'd like to share them with you, First of all, My screen was very, very dark. I tried fizing it by replacing my SiS OEM chip with an ATI card! Oh gn0! There's no AGP slot! I looked at the motherboard more closely! Oh gn0! It's impossible to replace the card because it's FREAKING BUILT IN TO THE MOTHERBOARD. I replaced the monitor and it's now at normal brightness. I added some more RAM and booted the computer up. I installed Norton Antivirus and sat there gaping at what I saw. W32.ElKern.4926 was ALL OVER MY FREAKING HARD DRIVE! I reformatted my drive and decided to install Red Hat Linux. Done. I then tried to download Linux DOOM, but I had to use the funky terminal instead of using Nautilus a la My Computer in Windows. But I have to ask, WHY WAS MY OLD MONITOR DESIGNED FOR USE BY DEEP-SEA ANGLER FISH AND WHY IS THE FREAKING VIDEO CARD BUILT INTO THE FREAKING MOTHERBOARD AND WHERE ON EARTH DID ALL THOSE ELKERNS COME FROM AND WHY DOES RED HAT LINUX NEED 1.8 GIGS OF HARD DRIVE SPACE AND WHY DO I HAVE TO USE THAT FREAKING TERMINAL TO UNZIP FILES AND WHY WON"T XDOOM.WHATEVER EXECUTE AND WHY OH WHY DOES LINUX HAVE TO USE SPECIALIZED FILE TYPES AND A BIZARRE TERMINAL SO I CAN'T JUST CLICK ON "DOOM.EXE" AND BE DONE WITH IT?!?! 0 Share this post Link to post
SyntherAugustus Posted August 12, 2002 my computer crashes more than yours. my computer is more fucked up than yours! ok? stop bitchin. 0 Share this post Link to post
gatewatcher Posted August 12, 2002 Woolie Wool said:AND WHY OH WHY DOES LINUX HAVE TO USE SPECIALIZED FILE TYPES AND A BIZARRE TERMINAL SO I CAN'T JUST CLICK ON "DOOM.EXE" AND BE DONE WITH IT?!?![/b] because doom.exe isn't meant for linux, or is this the linux version of doom you are using? /me uses ignore feature on railgunner because his stupid ramblings will never stop and aren't worth reading. 0 Share this post Link to post
Doom-Child Posted August 12, 2002 First of all, Red Hat really isn't the greatest of Linux distros. I use SuSe, and I love it. I've heard good things about Mandrake as well, but I haven't tried it out yet. Linux is pretty infuriating for the first couple of lifetimes you use it. The individual programs are documented well, but there's no documentation on how to actually do anything. Of course, as I've said before, any documentation that does actually exist reads like a copy of The Brothers Karamazov Babelfished into Sanskrit. Almost any system configuration requires you to edit several cryptic text files, and you can screw your system over just by insulting it. But the power. Oh, the power. DC 0 Share this post Link to post
Woolie Wool Posted August 12, 2002 Hey! I know where RsilGunner's avatar came from! That's the Gencore Phoenix from the game Tyrian! 0 Share this post Link to post
SyntherAugustus Posted August 12, 2002 Woolie Wool said:Hey! I know where RsilGunner's avatar came from! That's the Gencore Phoenix from the game Tyrian! correct!!!! bout time i found another tyrian fan in dw! 0 Share this post Link to post
SyntherAugustus Posted August 12, 2002 coming soon.. Tyrain TC. for legacy if it gets a crouch button. 0 Share this post Link to post
læmænt Posted August 12, 2002 Woolie Wool said:I have having infuriating computer problems for the past week and I'd like to share them with you, First of all, My screen was very, very dark. I tried fizing it by replacing my SiS OEM chip with an ATI card! Oh gn0! There's no AGP slot! I looked at the motherboard more closely! Oh gn0! It's impossible to replace the card because it's FREAKING BUILT IN TO THE MOTHERBOARD. I replaced the monitor and it's now at normal brightness. I added some more RAM and booted the computer up. I installed Norton Antivirus and sat there gaping at what I saw. W32.ElKern.4926 was ALL OVER MY FREAKING HARD DRIVE! I reformatted my drive and decided to install Red Hat Linux. Done. I then tried to download Linux DOOM, but I had to use the funky terminal instead of using Nautilus a la My Computer in Windows. But I have to ask, WHY WAS MY OLD MONITOR DESIGNED FOR USE BY DEEP-SEA ANGLER FISH AND WHY IS THE FREAKING VIDEO CARD BUILT INTO THE FREAKING MOTHERBOARD AND WHERE ON EARTH DID ALL THOSE ELKERNS COME FROM AND WHY DOES RED HAT LINUX NEED 1.8 GIGS OF HARD DRIVE SPACE AND WHY DO I HAVE TO USE THAT FREAKING TERMINAL TO UNZIP FILES AND WHY WON"T XDOOM.WHATEVER EXECUTE AND WHY OH WHY DOES LINUX HAVE TO USE SPECIALIZED FILE TYPES AND A BIZARRE TERMINAL SO I CAN'T JUST CLICK ON "DOOM.EXE" AND BE DONE WITH IT?!?! 1. Use PrBoom. 2. Nautilus is gay. 3. Red Hat is gay. 4. Terminal is quite nice actually. 5. Specialized file types? What? 0 Share this post Link to post
Sharessa Posted August 12, 2002 Hey, at least you don't have to use Windows 98 on a 700mhz celeron in a compaq with no video card. 0 Share this post Link to post
fodders Posted August 12, 2002 Sun producing system with Linux now, possible competitor to PC's :D 0 Share this post Link to post
zark Posted August 12, 2002 Woolie Wool said:...WHY DO I HAVE TO USE THAT FREAKING TERMINAL TO UNZIP FILES AND WHY WON"T XDOOM.WHATEVER EXECUTE AND WHY OH WHY DOES LINUX HAVE TO USE SPECIALIZED FILE TYPES AND A BIZARRE TERMINAL SO I CAN'T JUST CLICK ON "DOOM.EXE" AND BE DONE WITH IT?!?! Because you are stupid. 0 Share this post Link to post
DooMBoy Posted August 12, 2002 Woolie Wool said:WHY OH WHY DOES LINUX HAVE TO USE SPECIALIZED FILE TYPES AND A BIZARRE TERMINAL HERE'S AN IDEA! USE WINDOWS, FOR THE LOVE OF PETE!!! WHY CAN'T I JUST CLICK ON "DOOM.EXE" AND BE DONE WITH IT?!?! Three short words: Linux is gay. 0 Share this post Link to post
DooMBoy Posted August 12, 2002 RailGunner said:my computer crashes more than yours. my computer is more fucked up than yours!And you're proud of this, I suppose?ok? stop bitchin. ...says the guy who gets quoted in every other person's sig. 0 Share this post Link to post
Sharessa Posted August 12, 2002 DooMBoy said:...says the guy who gets quoted in every other person's sig. ...says the guy who gets his title quoted every other day. 0 Share this post Link to post
SyntherAugustus Posted August 12, 2002 ...says the guy who gets quoted in every other person's sig. Stupidity cannot be concealed. 0 Share this post Link to post
gatewatcher Posted August 12, 2002 [QUOTE]RailGunner said: Stupidity cannot be consealed. indeed it can not, railgunner. /me points at bad coding and bad spelling now stop killing this thread! 0 Share this post Link to post
fraggle Posted August 12, 2002 RailGunner said:solaris is really good imo I've used it. Its horrible. 0 Share this post Link to post
fraggle Posted August 12, 2002 Woolie Wool said:I have having infuriating computer problems for the past week and I'd like to share them with you, First of all, My screen was very, very dark. I tried fizing it by replacing my SiS OEM chip with an ATI card! Heh, most people just use the brightness control...large allcaps rantThere are .rpm packages for a lot of the sourceports which makes installing them a lot easier. Also try KDE instead. GNOME is a mess. 0 Share this post Link to post
læmænt Posted August 12, 2002 DooMBoy said:HERE'S AN IDEA! USE WINDOWS, FOR THE LOVE OF PETE!!! Three short words: Linux is gay. FINALLY! I waited for a moment like this for a long time. Stupidity cannot be concealed. 0 Share this post Link to post
DooMBoy Posted August 12, 2002 the_Danarchist said:...says the guy who gets his title quoted every other day. Whatever you say, Mr. Origional. 0 Share this post Link to post
DooMBoy Posted August 12, 2002 lament said:FINALLY! I waited for a moment like this for a long time. So says lament, whose very own title states, and I quote:I THINK I WILL SECOND GUESS LINGUICA ON HOW TO RUN HIS FORUM, YES THAT SOUNDS SMART 0 Share this post Link to post
Naked Snake Posted August 12, 2002 DooMBoy said:Whatever you say, Mr. Origional. Originality cannot be concealed...neither can stupidity 0 Share this post Link to post
gatewatcher Posted August 12, 2002 welcome to the railgunner quote club, bbg. :) /me attempts to divert attention away from doomboy 0 Share this post Link to post
Bloodshedder Posted August 12, 2002 I'm beginning to wonder what the point of this thread is. 0 Share this post Link to post
Ichor Posted August 12, 2002 The point was to complain about our various computer problems, but that's been thrown out the window. 0 Share this post Link to post
Doom-Child Posted August 13, 2002 I could have sworn this thread was about bukakke. Damn. DC 0 Share this post Link to post
Woolie Wool Posted August 14, 2002 DooMBoy said:HERE'S AN IDEA! USE WINDOWS, FOR THE LOVE OF PETE!!! The computers at my workplace DON'T HAVE WINDOWS. The boss DOESN'T WANT WINDOWS. That means I CAN'T USE WINDOWS at work. 0 Share this post Link to post