oo he thicc (question/opinion thing i guess? please dont hurt me)

so uh
am i the only one who thinks 2k16 doomguy has some bitchin thighs? or at least looks a little chunky? id let him crush my skull between them like a ripe watermelon any day

#chunkydoomguy2k16

(i'd show a pic but i can't find a good imgur link that shows off his thiccness and i particularly don't want to repost shit on imgur just for a shitpost-y thread)

He's got an oddly round design, it makes him look deceptively friendly to be honest. Little to no triangles/squares to accentuate his vicious or stubborn qualities. Doesn't help that the helmet has a kitten's proportions, but to be honest I like this design. It looks streamlined, solid, yet very industrial, and pretty standout for a video game space marine man suit.

Well, if you look at his naked self in the intro, before he dons the suit, you'll see he's actually a pretty scrawny fellow, compared to the average video game meatbag. I'm imagining either Tom Hardy's Mad Max, or Karl Urban's Judge Dredd in that suit.

XD

Jaxxoon R said:

http://doomwiki.org/w/images/thumb/9/9a/Codex_artifacts_doommarine.bimage.png/287px-Codex_artifacts_doommarine.bimage.png
He's got an oddly round design, it makes him look deceptively friendly to be honest. Little to no triangles/squares to accentuate his vicious or stubborn qualities. Doesn't help that the helmet has a kitten's proportions, but to be honest I like this design. It looks streamlined, solid, yet very industrial, and pretty standout for a video game space marine man suit.

yeah, i guess thats why i kind of think of him as thick. makes me want to hug him

lol a Tiny toon .

you and i are on the same boat

Doomguy gives you a chub, that's the first time I'v heard that.

Plot twist: Doomguy is actually Doomgal. I mean, there has to be a reason the game plays like Metroid Prime with a shotgun :-D .

TAPETRVE said:

Plot twist: Doomguy is actually Doomgal. I mean, there has to be a reason the game plays like Metroid Prime with a shotgun :-D .

bonus points if she's thicc, looks gr8 underneath that helmet and can still kick ass

especially sexist fuckboy ass

Yo almonds, you should make some more stuff for creative works

SharkLordSatan said:

yeah, i guess thats why i kind of think of him as thick. makes me want to hug him

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YaG5SAw1n0c

TheWizard said:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YaG5SAw1n0c

1v1 me in the pit

BluePineapple72 said:

Yo almonds, you should make some more stuff for creative works

haha ye i'll definitely pillowtalk that tonight

This fucking thread, man~ XD