What are rods?

Rods are scary

Eh? Rods?

Rods?!? It's a hoax. Those pictures still don't give any proof that Rods exist. Their camera was probably fucked up at the time they shot the picture.

Bizarre. Hoax-like. Unbelievable. Insufficient Evidence.
Only on the Internet, kids...
Well, maybe on Channel 5 too.

and of course they have a paypal donation link!

/me breaks into my patended big-band version of the X-Files theme.

I saw a tv show about these back when i had cable (years ago). Some of the photography of them was convincing, but if these things were even remotely real there'd be a much bigger scientific community buzzing about them.

Hot Rods.

*cough*

Be afraid.

Scamalicious!

/me remembers about that mike aba scam now

rods= dildos used by really drunk people in the deseret

rods, really what the fuck?? today i have seen to many confuseing things and this up next to that comericial i saw . what the fuck, who thought up rods. anyway they could have made the site more comic, thats what it is a think

...passes out tin hats to everyone...

Ramrods and Peckers

Ichor said:

...passes out tin hats to everyone...

Well, I noticed that they have merchandise. Can anyone see the real conspiracy here?

/me puts on his tin hat and goes back to sleep

other sightings

It's rod, rod,
It's big it's heavy it wood.
It's rod, rod,
It’s better then bad, it’s good!

In Rod We Trust

"Hey, what's that in his hand?"
"It's an inanimate carbon rod!"
clik clik clik-clik

Ct_red_pants said:

It's rod, rod,
It's big it's heavy it wood.
It's rod, rod,
It’s better then bad, it’s good!

.......Wait a minute...Thats the Log Theme!!!...Can't get any better than Log :D

/me Hums the Log theme...

"There is no rod.."