Blastfrog Posted May 22, 2017 1. Why is my grandson wasting my time with this strange contraption? 2. I suck. 3. Average, yet inexperienced. 4. I can handle myself. 5. I hate myself. 3 Share this post Link to post
Voros Posted May 22, 2017 Sounds more like you're depressed. The current names are pretty accurate. I'm Too Young To Die - the moment I read this, I imagine some coward. Pretty fitting Hey, Not Too Rough - I imagine a guy who doesn't want it to be easy, but not hard either. A cautious kinda guy. Hurt Me Plenty - OK this one is probably not that accurate. Ultra-Violence - Imagining a tough guy asking for more. Nightmare - We all hate nightmares because they scare us, weaken us. It's the one thing people tend to avoid. This name's accurate if you ask me. 8 Share this post Link to post
Graf Zahl Posted May 22, 2017 13 minutes ago, Blastfrog said: 1. Why is my grandson wasting my time with this strange contraption? 2. I suck. 3. Average, yet inexperienced. 4. I can handle myself. 5. I hate myself. That's just stupid community conventions that have been preventing proper use of skill levels in far too many mods. 4 Share this post Link to post
Nine Inch Heels Posted May 22, 2017 1. I'm too tough for -nomo 2. My aim has improved by 100% 3. I learned how to strafe 4. I learned how to strafe and aim at the same time 5. I may have become overconfident 26 Share this post Link to post
Gez Posted May 22, 2017 1. Meh 2. Easy 3. *enter* *enter* *enter* Just let me play already! 4. Hard 5. Meh 12 Share this post Link to post
shotfan Posted May 22, 2017 1. Too easy to bother 2. Very easy 3. Easy 4. Normal 5. Unenjoyable 4 Share this post Link to post
Memfis Posted May 22, 2017 1. lol 2. lol 3. some imps removed and shells added 4. the real thing 5. heh 8 Share this post Link to post
baja blast rd. Posted May 22, 2017 (edited) 1. The mapset doesn't implement difficulty settings so I'm going to play here so I can finish Sunder without having my neighbors alert the authorities. 2. What's this again? 3. Maximum 'acceptable' amount of pride swallowing. 4. Normal. What's that about a text file that says UV is only for ubermensch Doomers? Listen to me sonny I've been playing this game for years. I can handle anything as long as it's fair, and not one of those stupid slaughterwads (which everything that is too hard for me happens to be, even that platforming map with 2 imps, stupid platform slaughter!). 5. Weirdo central. Also speedrunner central. No, wait, what's the difference! 30 Share this post Link to post
Voros Posted May 22, 2017 33 minutes ago, Gez said: 3. *enter* *enter* *enter* Just let me play already! Heh, you got me. 0 Share this post Link to post
Roofi Posted May 22, 2017 1. Your Grandma 2. Your Grandpa. 3. Ribbiks' maps 4. Normal 5. Warning : Monsters took some speed 5 Share this post Link to post
Jayextee Posted May 22, 2017 Beginner Easy NORMAL FFS If you're playing this "hard" setting and complaining that the levels are too hard, you are a grade A++ twat who should shit in their own face I'm drunk and thought this was a good idea 19 Share this post Link to post
Zanieon Posted May 22, 2017 (edited) 1. Beginner 2. Warming Up for a challenge 3. Fair but not enough slaughter 4. "This is where the fun begins" 5. 6 Share this post Link to post
Jayextee Posted May 22, 2017 4 minutes ago, Zanieon said: 4. "This is where the fun begins" 9 Share this post Link to post
GarrettChan Posted May 22, 2017 (edited) 1-3: Don't want to play 4: I suck 5: IDDQD, wait, you can't. Flip out I don't want to learn from the beginning. Probably that's why I am bad at this game... Can't beat Sunder with S/L. I hope one day I can. Can beat Doom 2 Nightmare! with a loooooooot of S/L. One segment? Can't pass Map04... 0 Share this post Link to post
traversd Posted May 22, 2017 Not implemented Not implemented Not implemented Normal Loot crate edition 6 Share this post Link to post
Da Werecat Posted May 22, 2017 1. I don't care about the current gameplay trends. 2. I don't care about the current gameplay trends, but I care about balance. 3. Oh look, I finally stumbled on a wad that doesn't require tracking 5 arch-viles at once! 4. DOOM2.WAD. 5. Tumbleweed joke. 2 Share this post Link to post
ASD Posted May 22, 2017 Quoting an old post by someone from a similar topic. 1. wtf 2. lol 3. ok! 4. yeah 5. wtf 2 Share this post Link to post
NuMetalManiak Posted May 22, 2017 1. Friends with benefits 2. Friends without benefits 3. Normal Difficulty the way ID did 4. Not Normal, Hard (and supposed to be that way) 5. Fuck You (An Ode to No One) 1 Share this post Link to post
42PercentHealth Posted May 22, 2017 1. Why are you playing Doom? Go play Call of Duty, noob! 2. Only for playtesting obligatory difficulty settings. No one will choose this, but they'll get mad if it's not implemented. 3. Some people claim that there is no shame in this difficulty setting. Otherwise identical to (2). 4. This one, right here. It's what you're after. 5. Yeah, no. 1 Share this post Link to post
DoctorGenesis Posted May 22, 2017 1. If you play this mode you suck. 2. Easy. 3. Easy 2. 4. Ultra-Violence. 5. Hard. 0 Share this post Link to post
ShoDemo Posted May 22, 2017 1. 5 year old mode 2. 10-15 year old mode 3. Your friend for eternity! Even if you leave her alone for the <<sexy and improved UV>>, she will be there waiting for you to come back and she will help you on your darker times. But you will leave her eventually, once you get back on your feet, like the cruel monster you are. 4. For a newcomer: <<Welcome to the club, son>> For an average to veteran person: <<The way it's meant to be played>> 5. <<One step forward, two steps back>>, or Master Tactician or <<Gotta go fast-simulator>> or <<Gotta get away, Holy diver!!!>> 1 Share this post Link to post
DoctorGenesis Posted May 22, 2017 6 hours ago, Zanieon said: 1. Beginner 2. Warming Up for a challenge 3. Fair but not enough slaughter 4. "This is where the fun begins" 5. My grandmother calls NOS "Number Five". 2 Share this post Link to post
galileo31dos01 Posted May 22, 2017 (edited) 1. Oh hi! You must be new! Welcome to Doom! Oh one thing, if you die more than once you'll become the mecca of bullying... Anyway have fun! 2. I don't even know what does this skill differ to the previous. 3. Choose this one if you want it casual. 4. You want to see everybody? This is for you! You'll probably regret a few times, and curse, and wish the author dies, but you'll get it, some day. 5. I prefer wet dreams 1 Share this post Link to post
Sallan Posted May 22, 2017 1. Ignore This 2. Just to learn the controls 3. Decent 4. You need to pratice very much 5. Just if you abandon your life and stay 24/7 in your PC 0 Share this post Link to post
GarrettChan Posted May 22, 2017 1 hour ago, DoctorGenesis said: My grandmother calls NOS "Number Five". This cracks me up for some reason 0 Share this post Link to post
Battle_Korbi Posted May 22, 2017 1. Game reviewers, click here! 2. I literally have no time to play. 3. Feel Good Co. 4. No Guts, No Glory. 5. DOOM! (when you click here: "Chef's recommendation: Get high or drunk before playing for extra realism and VR support. Ready?) Alternatively: 1. Just point and press "Fire!" 2. Condom simulator. 3. If you can read this, it means you are cautious enough to play this. 4. Your money's worth. 5. We will pay you back! (when you click here: "In pain and misery. We do not accept any other currency. Continue?") 1 Share this post Link to post
silentzorah Posted May 22, 2017 1.) I hit Enter too many times. 2.) Easy. 3.) Still easy. 4.) Normal. 5.) F*CKING IMPOSSIBLE 1 Share this post Link to post
Reisal Posted May 22, 2017 1. Fragile 2. Incompetant 3. Capable 4. Ruthless 5. Deathwish I use this for my alternate skill name micromod. 2 Share this post Link to post
Remilia Scarlet Posted May 22, 2017 1. Press Ctrl to pay respect beat the game 2. I have no idea what I'm doing, but I'm excited 3. Striving to be average 4. Seasoned FPS Gamer 5. nope.gif 3 Share this post Link to post