Alfonzo Posted July 27, 2017 (edited) An OS duel on a map of your choosing from Duel40, herein determined and with ample warning, to decide which is the fairest podcast of them all. Me, with my dodgy aim and inability to stick to schedule; you, with your fleet-footed skills and World Extermination credentials. 100 40 frags of three for @40oz. To the death. What say you? Do you accept? EDIT: He accepted. 6PM EDT 15th of August. Stream: https://www.twitch.tv/capnclever (thanks to CapnClever!) Discord: https://discord.gg/CQHNazv (thanks to Major Arlene!) Server: Talk to Decay for exclusive access. Edited August 15, 2017 by Alfonzo : Amendment for honor 20 Share this post Link to post
Decay Posted July 27, 2017 That is a dirty-ass glove. I expect fancy footwork to outdo aim here, winner is not the one who hits, but the one who moves. 15 Share this post Link to post
Alfonzo Posted July 27, 2017 It is the glove of the working class. The people's gauntlet. The people's podcast. 10 Share this post Link to post
Cynical Posted July 27, 2017 Meh, if the grudge was for real, you'd insist on Map 01. 1 Share this post Link to post
jazzmaster9 Posted July 27, 2017 The Duel of the century :) Host vs. Host; Podcast vs. Podcast. This is so hype. 0 Share this post Link to post
Doomkid Posted July 27, 2017 (edited) Alfonzo felled me last night with relative ease after we warmed up. Be careful 40, he's a force to be reckoned with :) Where in the US does 40 live? Gotta use a server where the ping is at least acceptable for both of you! 0 Share this post Link to post
Linguica Posted July 27, 2017 I think it should be a rap battle, personally. 12 Share this post Link to post
Alfonzo Posted July 27, 2017 18 minutes ago, Tango said: plz record There will be twitch streams with commentary, songs and a DVD. I'm currently in talks with several major broadcasting networks and clothing outlets. The t-shirt will read: "The only thing Exterminated was 40oz's pride." I need a trash-talk coach. 10 Share this post Link to post
Obsidian Posted July 27, 2017 3 minutes ago, Linguica said: I think it should be a rap battle, personally. I think it should be both. Simultaneously. 10 Share this post Link to post
Voros Posted July 27, 2017 "The only thing Exterminated was 40oz's pride." This should be 40oz's custom title if he loses. 0 Share this post Link to post
Doomkid Posted July 27, 2017 1 hour ago, Alfonzo said: I need to be a trash-talk coach. Agreed! 0 Share this post Link to post
Memfis Posted July 27, 2017 100 frags sounds like a torture to be honest. Even 40 feels like way too much to me usually. 30 is okay if it's not a dwango duel with a guy that's hiding all the time. 0 Share this post Link to post
Alfonzo Posted July 27, 2017 40oz? More like 15oz when I'm done shooting the shit out of you rofl. Dead player. Spoiler Any hour from 6pm EDT on the weekend and we're laughing. Zandro doomshack server on the west coast; I'll have one of the head honchos oversee the operation. Get ready to get wrecked. 5 Share this post Link to post
dew Posted July 27, 2017 1 hour ago, Memfis said: 100 frags sounds like a torture to be honest. Even 40 feels like way too much to me usually. 30 is okay if it's not a dwango duel with a guy that's hiding all the time. Good point there. Something like best of 3 matches to 30 or 40 frags sounds much more bearable. 6 Share this post Link to post
Alfonzo Posted July 27, 2017 Damn, I was longing for the halcyon days of epic poetry in motion. Or is that poetry in... aiming? I'll allow it. A best of 3 and 40 frags. One for every ounce. 4 Share this post Link to post
Obsidian Posted July 27, 2017 I was kind of hoping you guys would duel on one of Joe-Ilya's maps. Less poetry in motion and more.....gibberish in neutral. 0 Share this post Link to post
Tristan Posted July 27, 2017 1 minute ago, Obsidian said: I was kind of hoping you guys would duel on one of Joe-Ilya's maps. Less poetry in motion and more.....gibberish in neutral. Where Alfonzo would refuse to let 40oz stand on his mound of zimmer :( 0 Share this post Link to post
Obsidian Posted July 27, 2017 I'm just remembering the map that CGI should always play on. It has water, a sky, everything. 1 Share this post Link to post
Decay Posted July 27, 2017 7 hours ago, Linguica said: I think it should be a rap battle, personally. I think the multiplayer community has seen enough of those. 4 Share this post Link to post
Ru5tK1ng Posted July 27, 2017 Alfonzo is Australian, he can take 40 oz in his sleep. Here's proof. 2 Share this post Link to post
40oz Posted July 28, 2017 yo you think you know forty, but take a seat shorty and gather round for the story fonzo thinks he got a show hate to tell you bro but the show is no mo' all tuned to dub ex radio its true Doom radio is dead as competitive pvp because the space marines listen to me keep thinkin you a radiowave ridah, when you know im the real content providah whats that noise? is that the boys? this weak squad you call the cgi? I don't need cheerleaders to make this game mine i get the frags and the hashtags not to brag, but its in the bag before you can take a drag of your fag no realleh ima killeh and a thrilleh your blood I'll be spillin racking up them kills you'll need anxiety pills write your will cause the earth stands still when ya suckin forty ounces ultimate skillz werd 23 Share this post Link to post
jdagenet Posted July 28, 2017 This thread is cringy as hell, you guys do your wheel chair battle and let this thread die... 2 Share this post Link to post
