Furry Doomers, natch

Is it just me, or is there not an impressive proliferance of furs in the community? Don't be ashamed - I'm not. ^_^

If you don't know what a furry is, please press alt+f4.

Most people who write furry stuff SUCK. You, however, have written some impressive stuff, because you do not SUCK. I believe I interpret things this way because you actually know the language that you write your stories in.

There was this one story... I think it's in DSM's index... are you going to finish it, you lazy... lazy person?

Oops, I see you covered that in the fanfic forum...

They told me to keep quiet. Be good, don't cause a scene, no one will notice you...
Katarhyne...You? Really? hm. the light here has changed, but surely it's not me...

Katarhyne said:

If you don't know what a furry is, please press alt+f4.

..Ummmm, its not showing me cuz my puter is messed!!! It keeps exiting things when I press that! ;P

DOOM Anomaly said:

..Ummmm, its not showing me cuz my puter is messed!!! It keeps exiting things when I press that! ;P

Gee, you know, I think that might be the whole point...

DooMBoy said:

Gee, you know, I think that might be the whole point...

Really?? Do you really think so? or is this just some inside joke? :P

furries?? what they hell is a furry. the only furries i know of are on comedy central, and they scare me.

anyway i dont think and imp is very furry, but the doomguy's looks to be, and i bet his legs are too.
My body, like most primate humans, is covered with a light 'furr' but sometimes it itches.

anyway explain the furries and what they hell is the deal with 'em.

i'm hungry i think i will eat a rabbit or squirrel, maybe even the furry fruit in the fridge... just jokeing.

Nope, not me! Unless demons count as antromorphic.

Sephiroth said:

furries?? what they hell is a furry. the only furries i know of are on comedy central, and they scare me

Anthromorphs, the animal people. Yes, me. The Bastardization of the Animal Kingdom. Don't ask.

::pouncesnuggles ravage::

ravage said:

Yes, me. The Bastardization of the Animal Kingdom.

And me...The Craptastic Oh so annoying Fagzor! Bwhahhahahahahahha :D

i knew i'd see ravage on this thread hehe,

/me smirks

and now bring on the Doom!

Heh, I'm hairy, why does ravage get the pouncin'?

Furries:
Anthropomorphic animals = fine.
Anthropomorphic animals as crazyassed sex objects = BAD BAD BAD.
Or something like that.

I'll admit I play (or I would play if I had any time) Furcadia. It was the first online multi-player experience for me, and I just like the people there. Maybe Anthromorphic people are appealing because we delight in the warmth and kindess of pets, whom don't mind who you are as long as you'll throw a stick for them and praise them. I like my dog better than most people I meet, and so I guess anthromorphs remind me of these animals (with a higher comprehension of things, of course).

(On another note, I like cats too, but I think they delight in my suffering.)

So what you're saying is that furries are animals that look like people? Hmm, furries on comedy central... Well, I've heard of a Furries RPG game made with RPGMaker 2000. Er... never mind, I got myself really confused now. :(

Funny how people base many of their oppinions and conclusions off things they say on Comedy Central.

I know what a furry is, and I didn't learn it from Comedy Central. (I don't have cable.)

DOOM Anomaly said:

..Ummmm, its not showing me cuz my puter is messed!!! It keeps exiting things when I press that! ;P

rofl

Katarhyne said:

Is it just me, or is there not an impressive proliferance of furs in the community? Don't be ashamed - I'm not. ^_^

If you don't know what a furry is, please press alt+f4.

I fear you.

/me loves furries.

shame none exist (in public).

/me scratches his ears and flicks his tail

heh.

Submerge said:

/me scratches his ears and flicks his tail

You too? See I told you I wasn't the only one, and I told you that im not That different, Im not alone!

Say, is someone pulling my tail? No, really, someone is pulling at my tail. I wondor who it is... Oh, hi. Heh. Must be the blue. All I wear, all they get me. ;)

ravage said:

Say, is someone pulling my tail? No, really, someone is pulling at my tail. I wondor who it is... Oh, hi. Heh.

Okay, I get that

ravage also said:

Must be the blue. All I wear, all they get me. ;)

.....Say what?? Please clarify or elaborate for the smaller minded people like myself.

Yes. The Mouse Problem. This week 'The World Around Us' looks at the growing social phenomenon of Mice and Men. What makes a man want to be a mouse.

Well it's not a question of wantiing to be a mouse... it just sort of happens to you. All of a sudden you realize... that's what you want to be.
And when did you first notice these... shall we say... tendencies?
Well... I was about seventeen and some mates and me went to a party, and, er... we had quite a lot to drink... and then some of the fellows there ... started handing ... cheese around ... and well just out of curiosity I tried a bit ... and well that was that.
And what else did these fellows do?
Well some of them started dressing up as mice a bit ... and then when they'd got the costumes on they started ... squeaking.
Yes. And was that all?
That was all.
And what was your reaction to this?
Well I was shocked. But, er... gradually I came to feel that I was more at ease ... with other mice.

A typical case, whom we shall refer to as Mr A, although his real name is this:

ARTHUR JACKSON
32A MILTON AVENUE
HOUNSLOW, MIDDLESEX

What is it that attracts someone like Mr A to this way of life? I have with me a consultant psychiatrist.

Well, we psychiatrists have found that over 8% of the population will always be mice. I mean, after all, there's something of the mouse in all of us. I mean, how many of us can honestly say that at one time or another he hasn't felt sexually attracted to mice. I know I have. I mean, most normal adolescents go through a stage of squeaking two or three times a day. Some youngsters on the other hand, are attracted to it by its very illegality. It's like murder - make a thing illegal and it acquires a mystique. Look at arson - I mean, how many of us can honestly say that at one time or another he hasn't set fire to some great public building. I know I have. The only way to bring the crime figures down is to reduce the number of offences - get it out in the open - I know I have.

What a lot of people don't realize is that a mouse, once accepted, can fulfil a very useful role in society. Indeed there are examples throughout history of famous men now known to have been mice. Julius Ceasar, Napoleon, and of course, Hillaire Belloc. But what is the attitude of the man in the street towards this growing social problem?

Window Cleaner: Clamp down on them. How? I'd strangle them.

Stockbroker: Well speaking as a member of the Stock Exchange I would suck their brains out with a straw, sell the widows and orphans and go into South American Zinc.

Man: Yeh I'd, er, stuff sparrows down their throats, er, until the beaks stuck out through the, er, stomach walls.

Accountant: Oh well I'm a chartered accountant, and consequently too boring to be of interest.

Vicar: I feel that these poor unfortunate people should be free to live the lives of their own choice.

Porter: I'd split their nostrils open with a boat hook, I think.

2nd Man: Well I mean, they can't help it, can they? But, er, there's nothing you can do about it. So er, I'd kill 'em.

Clearly the British public's view is a hostile one.

 H H  O   SS TTT III L   EEE
 H H O O S    T   I  L   E  
 HHH O O  S   T   I  L   EEE
 H H O O   S  T   I  L   E  
 H H  O  SS   T  III LLL EEE

But perhaps this is because so little is generally known of these mice men. We have some film now taken of one of the notorious weekend mouse parties, where these disgusting little perverts meet. Mr A tells us what actually goes on at these mouse parties.

Well first of all you get shown to your own private hole in the skirting board... then you put the mouse skin on... then you scurry into the main room, and perhaps take a run in the wheel.

The remainder of this film was taken secretly at one of these mouse parties by a BBC cameraman posing as a vole. As usual we apologize for the poor quality of the film.

(Very, poor quality film, shadowy shapes, the odd mouse glimpsed.)

[Mr A's Voice] Well, er, then you steal some cheese, Brie or Camembert, or Cheddar or Gouda, if you're on the harder stuff. You might go and see one of the blue cheese films... there's a big clock in the middle of the room, and about 12:00 you climb up it and then ...eventually, it strikes one... and you all run down.

(Cut to a large matron with apron and cawing knife) And what's that?

[Mr A's Voice] That's the farmer's wife.

Perhaps we need to know more of these mice men before we can really judge them. Perhaps not. Anyway, our thirty minutes are up. Goodnight.

'fur' = most retarded thing on the internet

Psyonisis said:

'fur' = most retarded thing on the internet

...Ahem...the way it really is...

'DOOM Anomaly' = most retarded thing on the internet

IMjack said:
the Python sketch

good, but it need to be seen to truly grasp it.

anyways, i'm staying as far from this topic as possible.

Insomniac said:

anyways, i'm staying as far from this topic as possible.

Anti-socialist!

DOOM Anomoly said:

.....Say what?? Please clarify or elaborate for the smaller minded people like myself.

Like I said. Must be the blue. All I wear, all they get me.