I wrote lyrics for a song called "Coke & Speed"

Think of something in the vein of The Ramones "I Wanna Be Well"

Quote

 

Coke and speed

That's what I need

It makes you a dummy

But doesn't waffle dust smell yummy?

 

Coke and speed

I gotta' habit to feed

It makes me feel so slow

But it makes me go whooa~!

 

I'm spun like a spinach dip

I'm starting to feel my mind slip

I'm falling on a mine trip

I gotta' get a kung-fu grip!

 

Coke and speed

Baby, I got needs

Sometimes it makes me feel real crummy

But doesn't Chinese rocks smell funny?

 

Coke and speed

My brain's starting to bleed

It makes me feel so bad

But it makes me go yeeah~!

 

My eyes are starting to zip

My legs are beginnin' to tip

I'm dying for another rip

I think I'm going to flip!

 

holy god, that's EVERYTHING i need out of a Ramones cover song. "I'm spun like a spinach dip "this is exactly how I feel when I take lines of speed directly to my dome via nasal cavities. God damn that was really good, tho. xD

My eyes are starting to zip

My legs are beginnin' to tip

I'm dying for another rip

I think I'm going to flip!

btw, 

What is going on here? Lol. 

I can easily envision a Ramones-eque riff and beat in the background while reading those lyrics, you definitely hit the mark