The recent gross thing that has happened to you.

55 minutes ago, j4rio said:

paraphimosis

*Googles it

*Winces

Damn, I thought I might have you all beaten with my own health problems but it looks like I've been one-upped. Is everything ok now?

Zit's... Too many of em.

Try taking zinc.

4 hours ago, DoomUK said:

Is everything ok now?

About 75% lost sensitivity because of drastic emergency circumcision.

55 minutes ago, j4rio said:

About 75% lost sensitivity because of drastic emergency circumcision.

Some (especially ladies) would say that is a plus...

I got to eat some disgusting food combinations in Norway restaurants, such as meatballs with jam (is this some Swedish mumbo-jumbo recipe?) and some crap polenta-like stuff. Or anything involving rucola (why do I keep encountering that weed in salads?). Or an overly eggy flan. However, some restaurants, especially those which mattered the most, had very good cooks at the job, so I'm still partially happy about the money heavily spent.

In general, I hate any combination of sweet with salty food. Don't put fruits next to meat, please.

On 28/09/2017 at 7:16 PM, printz said:

Or anything involving rucola (why do I keep encountering that weed in salads?)

i LOVE rocket

one of the best salads i had is cold sliced steak, rocket, and parmesan shavings :D

On 2017-09-28 at 8:16 PM, printz said:

I got to eat some disgusting food combinations in Norway restaurants, such as meatballs with jam (is this some Swedish mumbo-jumbo recipe?)

That is a classic when served with a thin gravy brown gravy sauce and potatoes. Shame that you didn't like it - though it might have been the norwegians that have a different way of preparing it. I wouldn't know that.

Gravy's fine, I just prefer to eat the sweet stuff separately, because mixing it with mashed potatoes and meat results in a zero sum of tastes. I don't care if I offended anyone, it's up to you what you like eating and not.

Probably the food place wasn't the best anyway — it was just a small joint near a gas station. And, in any case, I think I'm complaining more about the quality of the individual parts. You see, it's easiest to complain about food when asked about something gross recent.

I'm a care aide in a care home, so I couldn't really pick just one gross thing recently. Ive had someone poop on my hand, had poop splashed on my face, had to pull off a condom catheter (Google it if you don't know what that is) off a guys weiner, it got stuck so I had to pull it a few times and then he popped a boner from it, I helped a nurse replace a bandage and clean a wound that had muscle exposed, had to give a suppository to a guy, he farted as I pushed it in and it pushed it back out (that made me laugh my ass off). That's just what I can think of off the top of my head.

If we're not all gunna do just recently, then I can come up with a few more:

Helped with wound care on a guys foot who's bone was exposed. Not related to work, first time I ever ate a woman out, it was pitch black in the room, when it was done, she told me to go wash my mouth, to my surprise when I turned the light on, there was blood all over my face and down my shirt.

6 minutes ago, GeorgeCostanza94 said:

If we're not all gunna do just recently, then I can come up with a few more:

Helped with wound care on a guys foot who's bone was exposed. Not related to work, first time I ever ate a woman out, it was pitch black in the room, when it was done, she told me to go wash my mouth, to my surprise when I turned the light on, there was blood all over my face and down my shirt.

Well shit.

That's pretty much it, I'm convinced you're desensitized for most scenarios. The world is your oyster as far as handling gross things are concerned.

1 minute ago, Chezza said:

Well shit.

 

That's pretty much it, I'm convinced you're desensitized for most scenarios. The world is your oyster as far as handling gross things are concerned.

You can't work in a hands on health care setting with a weak stomach, my man.

It is you and the trash collectors that needs a pay raise.

Not recent but its the most recent nastiest thing that happened.

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When i went to El Salvador for the summer, i forgot that the water over there isnt clean everywhere so i ended up getting sick. One night i woke up to me shitting the bed so badly, it permanently stained the mattress.



so thus pro tip: buy bottled water. its like $.50-$1.25 over there so dont be a stingy bastard

2 hours ago, GeorgeCostanza94 said:

Not related to work, first time I ever ate a woman out, it was pitch black in the room, when it was done, she told me to go wash my mouth, to my surprise when I turned the light on, there was blood all over my face and down my shirt.

Red wings? nah, red fangs.
but seriously though, it's common courtesy to say, "hey, I'm bleeding, you still cool with that?" that is seriously so inconsiderate, on top of being gross. 

28 minutes ago, Major Arlene said:

Red wings? nah, red fangs.
but seriously though, it's common courtesy to say, "hey, I'm bleeding, you still cool with that?" that is seriously so inconsiderate, on top of being gross. 

Eh, I wasn't too grossed out really. If she peed in my mouth, then yeah, I would have been pissed (I made it funny hehe).

saw a guy cut his finger off with a saw 

thats actually the only thing that would be recent

but i forget alot of stuff and i will remember something when i go to sleep

i dont know if i will even go to sleep today,its 5 am lol

oh god how exactly this happen?

p.s. sleep is for noobs...

I had a dream recently about my old history teacher from secondary school, I was in his class for only a couple of years. When I was nearing the end of my time at that school I found out he had been fired and put on a register for being in possession of child pornography.

I got one for ya! So my female friend was using mouthwash and I was with her in the bathroom. She did her thing then opened her mouth. She didn't spit she just opened her mouth to let it all out as if projectile vomiting. That's just what she does every day.

That's not the gross part... two days ago a black bug launched from her mouth and then scurried down the drain. I grossed out, she didn't even notice it. She didn't believe me that she spat out a bug without knowing it was in her mouth... but then it came back up from the drain. She pulled the plug mechanism up and it severed the bug. As for the size of the bug, I'd say a thumb nail. Big enough to be noticed, but not big enough to be a threat.

There you go. I would have never mentioned or thought of that story ever in my life. Good thing I saw this thread to remind me.

My whole fingernail came off playing kickball when the ball collided with my fingernail against the concrete wall.

By far the most painful and most disgusting sight I have ever seen in my life.

I was browsing Reddit on my phone. While doing so, I felt a bump on my armpit and gave it a squeeze.

This yellowish-brown lump of sorts was squeezed out of said bump. It stank when I squashed it.

I gave my hands a good long wash after that.

Where to begin? God damn.

I'll spare you the boring details of the situation leading to it and just spell it out.

Last night I got into bed and laid my head directly into a pile of cat shit. I hate having pets.

You shithead. (worst pun of all time I deserve death)

I just cut out an ingrown toenail. There was dark yellow pus and blood that actually smelled worse than shit, it was more like what a corpse would smell like after a few days. The color and appearance and everything was fucking foul. I would have never imagined how nasty your body becomes as an adult back when I was a kid, especially when you work long hot physical days with work boots. I didn't even notice til I suddenly started feeling a sharp pain near the end of my shift.

9 hours ago, Megalyth said:

Where to begin? God damn.

 

I'll spare you the boring details of the situation leading to it and just spell it out.

 

Last night I got into bed and laid my head directly into a pile of cat shit. I hate having pets.

My main concern here is that you didn't smell it, see it, or sense any other sign of it until you laid down directly on top of it. Then you were like "oh damn there's poo here"

Well I did smell it a little bit when I walked into the room, but I was so tired that I just thought "damn, the cat took a shit somewhere, whatever, I'll find it tomorrow and clean it up". Also the lights were off. 

I recently made some jellied eels. I love em, Although about 99% of the people i know say it's gross.. It's not gross for me so thats kinda breaking the rules of this thread i guess.