this may be bad

well i am at my dad's house now. anyway i walk in and have this wierd feeling something has happened. first there is no barking from the dog, second the house smells completly empy. it indeed has that smell saying there has been little to no activity in the last 8 hours. not even the dog smell, just burnt dust and stale pot smoke over a hint of decay. there are no messages or anything else. i know bro works and dad goes to a bar every friday, but what of the dog? well before me is a piece of paper with some phone number on it. the numebr is out of the area and is the only thing on the paper. there are hundreds of torn and shredded papers all over this house, this one is new. I wonder if it was left for me? anyway if i see no activity i will ship off in the dead of night. it has been several hours and still nothing. anyway this is a wierd suck ass day. i need cash for tomarrow.

It's coming, man. Be prepared.

Yea this has bad mojo written all over it. I think i am gona duck out, but me needs cash

It's a sign!! The gods are trying to contact you! Head towards the Light! O.o

Math that helps!

5 + 4 = 9
0 + 1 = 1
1 x 1 = 1

bigbadgangsta said:

Math that helps!

5 + 4 = 9
0 + 1 = 1
1 x 1 = 1

Dude, we're not all Geniuses here, some of us can't do that type of complex stuff.

Speak for yourself :P

Heh, what exactly do you need cash for, Seph? Also an empty house is a good sign if you want it all to yourself. Then again, your dad may of left for good....or he may not have. Either way, an empty house can also be scary. Especially if there is a dog that should be barking, and is not there.

it's aliens...that or your dad's a werewolf and violently raped your dog to death.


But on a serious note, this seems really, really wierd. Stale pot smoke in the air? Torn papers? A phone number? Does anyone in your house smoke pot that you know of? If so, maybe they got causght by someone else who decided to leave the house to get away from the stress or something...this could be earth shattering :|

It could also be that something personal happened to him...probably depressed for one reason or another and decided to leave the house, probably to go to a bar or something.

my only advice at the moment would be to try to contact your dad. IF you're going to leave try the phone number before you do. If you're gonna stay, keep the place locked up.

wait 6 hours, then call the number on the paper.

just before i left my dad showed up. first off being in this house alone can be a bad thing. there is junk everywhere, and lets not forget the man eating mold. the couch stinks of human sweat, bile and stale pot smoke also it has ahint of dog piss. this couch also is broken down and full of knife holes and slashes. the house smells like stinky people, burnt dust(caused by old furnace) and stale pot smoke. paper is on every outcrop possible, scrawled with old numbers and addresses. a think film of grease covers every thing in the kitchen and that is inturn covered by dust and dead insects. This is the health departments nightmare stay here for a while and catch the hanta virus and the black pleage. also i fogot about the porn, except it is hidden. my dad has porn hidden all over the house, but not like my uncle. at my uncles house there is porn in every closet, drawr, box and every were eles were u could put porn.
A snake live somewere in the house and the place attracts possums in the winter, the snake may eat the possums. funny thing is my dad makes alot of cash but he is a lazy dumb shit when it comes to normal life.

PS the not with the number, its a HOOKER! like half of the numbers in the house it is to a hooker, strip club or whore house.

Seph, your dad must be in cohoots with Hugh Hefner.

Sephiroth said:

PS the not with the number, its a HOOKER! like half of the numbers in the house it is to a hooker, strip club or whore house.

Call her up, have a fun time :-P

When i grow up i wanna be like your dad. :P

He reminds me of my uncle only my uncle's too damn fat and lethargic to make much of a mess outside of his room. He lives in my grandparents' house, it's even more pathetic than you think because my grandmother died and my grandfather's living in a vetern's hospital. One time one of my other uncles went there and found 28 litres of milk in the fridge...28 litres! I don't know how well you guys know metric, but that's like....let's see...An unholy tonne of milk!

Sounds a bit like my apartment, minus the hooker phone numbers, can't afford those.


..er, if you think we are rather insolent with these jokes: We are not heartless, but just dumbfounded.

The forum jerk's way of being dumbfounded being posting a lot of vaguely humorous inanities.

TheHighestTree said:

...that or your dad's a werewolf and violently raped your dog to death...

I'd believe it.

TheHighestTree said:

28 litres! I don't know how well you guys know metric, but that's like....let's see...An unholy tonne of milk!

nope, working on the imperial avoirdupois measurement I make that a lot less than 1 tonne, 1102 litres (approx) is nearer to 1 tonne :P