Questions you would ask the Doomguy.

Let's play a game: 

Ask a question and then the next poster will answer as if he were the Doomguy.

My question:

How much does the Doomguy bench press? Does he skip leg day?

DOOMGUY COCKS SHOTGUN

*Hump Sound*

i don't need to bench press and i always skip leg day because i move via a rocket-powered wheelchair silly

Are you or are you not the Doom Slayer?

God knows if I am.

What does the health bonus taste like?

- What do you do with all those armor-bonus helmets?

- How do you carry all those weapons at once and still run like an Olympic sprinter on PCP?

- What is the craziest thing you have done to test the invulnerability sphere?

Do you preffer dank or mlg memes?

8 minutes ago, ASD said:

What does the health bonus taste like?

glass

there isn't actually anything in the vile

its just glowing blue glass

How do you get things done on so little sleep?

Do you dread dying your way through mapsets like Swim With The Whales and Sunlust on UV by terrible players like me?

What is your favorite brand of cologne?

When you got your wicked haircut and also your denim jacket, were you listening to a lot of metal and punk rock n whatnot, did you go see Gwar?

11 hours ago, grouchbag said:

How do you get things done on so little sleep?

... But underwear full of ice can

Everybody knows that DooM Guy is the strong, silent type (i.e., he never learnt how to speak). Therefore, you'd be wasting your time asking him questions. Heh.

9 hours ago, ReX said:

Everybody knows that DooM Guy is the strong, silent type (i.e., he never learnt how to speak). Therefore, you'd be wasting your time asking him questions. Heh.

He could burn answers in the wall with his plasma gun (assuming decals are enabled).

On 10/30/2017 at 2:14 PM, ASD said:

What does the health bonus taste like?

*insert that-comic-I-can-no-longer-find that shows that health bonuses are really surplus semen vials here*

who smashes more? Doomguy or Nigel Thornberry?