What are your silly monster nicknames?

Just now, Marlamir said:

Why ice cream monsters? I'm just curious

i thought they looked like strawberry ice-cream monsters.. don't ask why... I was fucked in the head at the time

Zombieman: Bastard / bastards , Lil Zombie

Sergeant: Sergeant, Bald-headed prick

Commando: Chaingunner, OP Hitscanner bastard

Imp: Imp, Spicy boi

Demon: Demon, Pinky, Pink Prick

When I start having a tough time in a map pack I end up calling Cacodemons "Cockodemons".

• Pinky - Stinky Pinky
• Cacodemon - Wacko Caco
• Baron of Hell - My ex-mother-in-law
• Pain Elemental - Meatwad's one-eyed ancestor
• Arch-Vile - Arch-Bile

12 hours ago, ATP2555 said:

• Baron of Hell - My ex-mother-in-law

Wait what? Why? :-D

On 11/7/2017 at 8:46 AM, Marlamir said:

Wait what? Why? :-D

Why she's my ex-mother-in-law or why she's a nickname for the Baron of Hell?

Ehmm i'm curious man so... Both? :-)

Imp - Super Mario-Chewbacca 

On 11/8/2017 at 4:23 PM, Marlamir said:

Ehmm i'm curious man so... Both? :-)

Sorry for late reply.

Ex for obvious reasons, Baron because she's the hateful type of MIL.

4 hours ago, Evyrling said:

Imp - S&M Chewbacca

 

S&M?

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I thought the SS Nazis were saying "Shoot at what?" when I alerted them.

I mentioned my silly monster names earlier, one more thing came to mind... About the BFG9000 - I used to joke that it's the Big Friendly Giant :D

Cacodemon: Red Pumpkins

Imp: Fire dudes

Baron: Horse legs

Pinky Demon: Pinkeroo

Zombie Man: useless man

On 9/7/2017 at 6:27 PM, 42PercentHealth said:

I called pinkies gorilla-pigs. Don't really remember much else worth mentioning...

That's from the video "Doom Guys Mind" isn't it?

Just now, doomslayer11122 said:

That's from the video "Doom Guys Mind" isn't it?

Nope... that's what I called them way back when I first played the game and didn't know what they were called.

1 minute ago, 42PercentHealth said:

Nope... that's what I called them way back when I first played the game and didn't know what they were called.

Huh. I watched the video "Doom Guys Mind" a while back and he insulted the Pinky Demons as that name.

He also said he wants to grind them up and make burgers out of them o.O

Yum, pinky burgers! :-D

1 minute ago, 42PercentHealth said:

Yum, pinky burgers! :-D

Id only eat those if i was desperate and dying xD

3 minutes ago, doomslayer11122 said:

Id only eat those if i was desperate and dying xD

They taste like chicken.  Add either some Tabasco Sauce or Frank's Redhot and you're good to go!  

1 minute ago, Master O said:

 

They taste like chicken.  Add either some Tabasco Sauce or Frank's Redhot and you're good to go!  

Add some fireblu sauce. ;-)

5 minutes ago, Master O said:

 

They taste like chicken.  Add either some Tabasco Sauce or Frank's Redhot and you're good to go!  

How would we even be able to do this, were in hell and they donlt got grills there.

1 minute ago, doomslayer11122 said:

How would we even be able to do this, were in hell and they donlt got grills there.

LOL

*notices all the flames everywhere.*  

What........ the hell is happening here? 😜

15 hours ago, 42PercentHealth said:

Yum, pinky burgers! :-D

I can also recommend the Imp Chop Suey, an asian delicacy!!

On 11/2/2017 at 10:53 AM, Pyrolex said:

When I start having a tough time in a map pack I end up calling Cacodemons "Cockodemons".

Yes!!!! This!! Me too. Great minds and all that jazz. lol

Cacodemons = Raspberries, Pain Elementals = Meatballs.

In 90s (when I didn't know the monster names) I thought that imps are "monkeys", cacodemons are "dragon heads" and knights/barons are "rams" ("барон ада" = "баран ада").

29 minutes ago, SAV88 said:

In 90s (when I didn't know the monster names) I thought that imps are "monkeys"

So this might have confused the hell out of you.

I'd reference the Revenant as "The dreadest puzzle of 206 pieces".

... Err, I misinterpreted the title. I'll try again and remember those alternate names from age 11.
Imp: Hedgehog Man ('coz spikes, duh)
Demon: Pig (thought it was part pig, part bull)
Caco: Flying Horned Raspberry
PE: Rotten Raspberry
Baron: Bull
Knight: Anaemic Bull
Cybie: Dat Ass Giant Brown Rocket Bull
SMM: Mother Spidy

[EDIT]The Imp as "Hedgehog Man"? I couldn't stop but get the worst out of me.

Gotta go fast, but can only advance at 8 tics.