Abyssal Speedmapping Session 34 - The first person to say it gets deleted from the internet

I'll be in Jimmy's session if I'm in any at all. Unfortunately I am being dragged into a family event on the Saturday. To make sure I'm correct it'll be 10AM (GMT) on Sunday, yes? :)

23 hours and 59 minutes to go!

Discord link.

And just a reminder: the link expires in 24 hours and it grants a temporary membership that revokes itself when you go AFK. It's a measure to keep the server tidy in the time between sessions.

12 hours

I'd like to try my hand at today's session if that's still possible.

29 minutes till kickoff!

Wait, 28. Definitely 28.

15 MINUTES TO GET READY! TEXTURES, MUSIC, THE WORKS!

(I recommend stocking up on red textures)

Is there a link to the discord this time around?

Previous one just expired, but here's one that lasts an extra hour.

THE THEMES ARE:

-Gratuitous use of red textures

-Berserk

-Candle bridges: use self-referencing sectors for vanilla/limit removing and action 242 for Boom.

BEGIN!

2 hours are up! Next 15 minutes for testing and tweaking.

3 minutes ago, Obsidian said:

2 hours are up

lol whoops

Pretty bad one from me this month, I was half asleep.

https://www.dropbox.com/s/lm35owj1ptudct9/surreily_ass34.wad?dl=1

Name: Love in the Maze

Midi: Something from Duke Nukem 3D

Themes: All 3

Build time: 2 hours (+15 minutes prep)

Texture pack: zoon-tex-2.7.wad (I didn't include the textures in this WAD, hopefully they can be added in post)

Name: Forcefully Removed by Force
Time 30 mins probably
themes: red and punching shit
format: boom
music: is mine- midi was called AAAAAAAAAAAA.mid
tested in gzdoom but w/e
uses latest zoontext
ye

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/390669303403380738/414578337323941912/gofuckyourself2018.wad

wad also has some wavs in and the intermission music

Name: Aorta

Music: "Launch Base" from Demonstar Secret Missions 1

Build Time: 2 hours

Themes: it's red, there's berserk, also a couple of jumps denoted by candles

Format: Boom, only playtested in GZDoom due to known texture conflicts in PrBoom+, SORRY I'M A HACK

Textures: Zoon-tex 2.7 (load this yourself), plus a custom sky from jimmyskies.wad (included)

Name: Crimson Crevice

Music: "Can't Get Enough of Your Love" - Barry White

Build Time: 2 hours

Themes: Oh-so red; features berserk

Format: Doom 2, limit-removing; tested only in GZDoom

Textures: N/A

ph_ass34.zip

Name: Obviously Grilled

Music: James Paddock - 30in30-2 - Dungaree Farts.mid

Build Time: 2 hours

Themes: Aggressively red, there's berserk, floaty bridges and candles

Format: PrBoom

Textures: Zoon-tex 2.7

Name: Little Boy Blue
MIDI: Mega Man Zero 4 - Esperanto
Theme: Berserk
Resource: CC4-Tex
Build Time: 2 hours (plus 45 minutes of deleting all but 3 textures from CC4 afterwards >_<)
 

LBB.zip

fdas for the 6 maps here noisy_ass34.zip (prb+ cl9)

I play like serious shit and my demos were ass.

session 34? you know what they say about ASS, if it exists, then there's po... - (gets deleted from the internet)

edit: @Fuzzball u okay? that map freaked me out a little.

Name: Uninspired

Build time:Beyond two hour limits

Midi: Binding of Isaac - My Innermost Apocalypse by Danny Baranowsky(of course in midi format, I don't know who arranged that, got few years ago)

Resources: cc4-tex, zoon tex(I don't know, I didn't merge resources, wasn't sure about it)

Themes: Berserk, tried to add few red textures

Well, I hope this will be accepted.

EDIT: included quick bugfixes and changed some sectors a bit. 

uninspired.zip

uninspired v1.1.zip

Meh, late as hell. Is Alfonzo time still a thing with these? I spent too long trying to beat the bloody thing and then cleaning stuff up because LOL I used a ZDoom version of zoon-tex with truecolour PNGs but fortunately I got stuff to still look vaguely ok. Wanted it to be less monotextured but eh that's my speedmapping for you.

I at least wanted to make something better than my only other abysped contribution which was in session 30 which is currently /idgames pending, because it was a terrible terrible piece of shit and I wanted to redeem myself for it. Hope it'll be accepted because I've no idea what else to do with it :D

Name: Kevin

Build time: 3h30

MIDI: Knightrider of Doom - Black Forest

Resources: jom5_zoontex.wad

Themes: Berserk + some redness. Hope you like punching barrels. Featuring a guest appearance from Alfonzo.

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1Njx-KJBuGQ2IEMt3vdqWj_IrLdxEQrgH/view?usp=sharing

5 minutes ago, Eris Falling said:

Meh, late as hell. Is Alfonzo time still a thing with these? I spent too long trying to beat the bloody thing and then cleaning stuff up because LOL I used a ZDoom version of zoon-tex with truecolour PNGs but fortunately I got stuff to still look vaguely ok. Wanted it to be less monotextured but eh that's my speedmapping for you.

 

I at least wanted to make something better than my only other abysped contribution which was in session 30 which is currently /idgames pending, because it was a terrible terrible piece of shit and I wanted to redeem myself for it. Hope it'll be accepted because I've no idea what else to do with it :D

 

Name: Kevin

Build time: 3h30

MIDI: Knightrider of Doom - Black Forest

Resources: jom5_zoontex.wad

Themes: Berserk + some redness. Hope you like punching barrels. Featuring a guest appearance from Alfonzo.

 

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1Njx-KJBuGQ2IEMt3vdqWj_IrLdxEQrgH/view?usp=sharing

 

Punching barrels <3. Enticing description but turned out to be a trap because it almost got me killed at the start, heh. That single lost soul reveal was hilarious. Two monsters didn't appear (or I missed them somewhere). 

abysped34eris_rd_fda.zip

13 minutes ago, rdwpa said:

Punching barrels <3. Enticing description but turned out to be a trap because it almost got me killed at the start, heh. That single lost soul reveal was hilarious. Two monsters didn't appear (or I missed them somewhere). 

 

abysped34eris_rd_fda.zip

 

Nicely done! The lost soul was originally going to be a baron but that was too lame so it's just a joke fight that is kind of a subtle hint to the pain elementals. The two missing monsters are revenants, pressing that switch opens a side passage around the building next to that random pillar - it's where those two spectres came from and the revs are further inside. I realise now there's basically no incentive to go in there except for 100% kills, and maybe it's a slightly quicker way to the red key room. Blah.

2 hours ago, Pinchy said:

Name: Obviously Grilled

"so you call them Steamed Hams besides the fact they are Obviously Grilled" :)

1 hour to go til the second session with me as your host (plus a fourth theme to be revealed) kicks off, so join the Discord if you want to take part.

https://discord.gg/HyWhf

GET PLANNING!

Start resource-gathering, picking a MIDI, drawing your layout on paper, etc.

Feel free to include your own textures, just no cc4-tex/32in24-tex, please. Makes compiling a nightmare if there's a bunch of unused texture fluff included.

Bonus theme will be revealed at 15 minutes past the hour.

Renewed Discord link that will last another hour: https://discord.gg/HyWhf

THEMES! Pick one or more.

1. Use of red textures.
2. Use of the berserk powerup.
3. Candle bridges through use of self-referencing sectors or sector-height transfer.

BONUS THEME!

4. Use of damaging sectors that aren't liquid - for example, use crackle rock (RROCK05/SLIME09), blinking FLAT22, use zoon-tex's colors to denote damage sectors, etc. Be creative!

RESOURCES! Both of these are optional.

Zoon-tex v2.7
For a huge variety of colorful textures. Please don't add this to your WAD (due to its size), just upload your map and specify you used these textures.

Jimmyskies 
For a sizeable variety of colorful skies.

7 hours ago, Eris Falling said:

Nicely done! The lost soul was originally going to be a baron but that was too lame so it's just a joke fight that is kind of a subtle hint to the pain elementals. The two missing monsters are revenants, pressing that switch opens a side passage around the building next to that random pillar - it's where those two spectres came from and the revs are further inside. I realise now there's basically no incentive to go in there except for 100% kills, and maybe it's a slightly quicker way to the red key room. Blah.

lol I just noticed the text near those archviles now. 

9 hours ago, Jimmy said:

Name: Aorta

Music: "Launch Base" from Demonstar Secret Missions 1

Build Time: 2 hours

Themes: it's red, there's berserk, also a couple of jumps denoted by candles

Format: Boom, only playtested in GZDoom due to known texture conflicts in PrBoom+, SORRY I'M A HACK

Textures: Zoon-tex 2.7 (load this yourself), plus a custom sky from jimmyskies.wad (included)

Quick FDA before bed. Totally functional in prB+ (edit: except maybe the sky, not sure if that's supposed to be that way). These textures are awesome, and I need to make a (non-speed)map with them.

aorta_rd_fda.zip

Submission for session two...

Name: Bastard Maze
Music: "She Hates Me" - Puddle of Mudd

Build Time: 1hr 40

Themes: Self-referencing textures

Format: Doom 2, probably limit-removing; tested only in GZDoom

Textures: N/A

ph_ass34-2.zip