Big Crappy Shit Megawad demos [-complevel 2]

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Allow me to repair the damage.

Big Crappy Shit Megawad

Patch that fixes an untagged exit switch on map 29: bcsmw29.zip

D2ALL UV-Speed in 27:40
bcsall-2740.zip

Important tablefilling huh.

Big Crappy Shit Megawad

Map 22 UV-Max in 2:49

bcs22-249.zip

Map 23 UV-Max in 1:46

bcs23-146.zip

Map 24 UV-Max in 6:29

bcs24-629.zip

Map 25 UV-Max in 4:16

Skips a secret where you would need to lineskip a north teleport line.

bcs25-416.zip

Map 26 UV-Max in 2:59

bcs26-259.zip

Map 27 UV-Max in 3:18

bcs27-318.zip

Map 28 UV-Max in 1:24

bcs28-124.zip

Map 29 UV-Max in 1:27

Plays back with bcsmw29.wad

bcs29-127.zip

Map 30 UV-Max in 0:22

bcs30-22.zip

Map 31 UV-Max in 0:17

bcs31-17.zip

Map 32 UV-Max in 2:45

Also tyson.

bcs32-245.zip

If a max is a tyson is it a tyson or a max? :thinking:

Another batch of big crappy shit.

Map 07 UV-Max in 2:29

bcs07-229.zip

Map 08 UV-Max in 2:38

bcs08-238.zip

Map 09 UV-Max in 4:32

bcs09-432.zip

Map 10 UV-Max in 2:01

bcs10-201.zip

Map 11 UV-Max in 1:41

bcs11-141.zip

Map 14 UV-Max in 3:05

bcs14-305.zip

Map 15 UV-Max in 3:08

bcs15-308.zip

Map 16 UV-Max in 1:54

bcs16-154.zip

Map 17 UV-Max in 2:31

bcs17-231.zip

Map 19 UV-Max in 1:23

bcs19-123.zip

Map 21 UV-Max in 3:28

bcs21-328.zip

I skipped map 12 and 20 for now, I'll have demos for them in the next batch.

Map 13 is impossible to max.

Maxing map 18 requires berserking a cyber which I'm not nearly practiced enough to do, if someone else wants to do it that would be great.

I'm not sure how motivated I am to check out "Big Crappy Shit Megawad". Which demos are the most interesting here?

You could probably pick any one of them and have an accurate representation of the quality involved.

I suppose map 2, 22 and 25 stick out from memory a little more than the others.

The maps are all nonsensical and look like they were made with a 1-unit grid size, most of the weapons are also multiplayer only.

Allow me to give a brief description of the levels:

The final batch of maxes.

Map 01 UV-Max in 0:57 bcs01-57.zip

Map 02 UV-Max in 2:26 bcs02-226.zip

Map 03 UV-Max in 1:46 bcs03-146.zip

Map 04 UV-Max in 1:54 bcs04-154.zip

Map 05 UV-Max in 2:35 bcs05-235.zip

Map 06 UV-Max in 3:30 bcs06-330.zip

Map 12 UV-Max in 5:16 bcs12-516.zip

Map 20 UV-Max in 2:54 bcs20-254.zip

Went ahead and rerecorded map 25 because it looked like I was drunk in the demo, probably because I was kinda tired when I made some of these.

Map 25 UV-Max in 3:54 bcs25-354.zip

My map 15 max used the secret exit to finish the level and I'm not entirely sure if that is allowed, its the only way to exit with all the secrets though.

LOL, Map25 is cool, I think TimeOfDeath would enjoy it (with unstuck cyberdemons perhaps). Also the start of Map04 made me laugh. Nice descriptions. :)

6 hours ago, elmle said:

My map 15 max used the secret exit to finish the level and I'm not entirely sure if that is allowed, its the only way to exit with all the secrets though.

I don't see why it wouldn't be. Historically, there have been quite a few MAP15 UV Maxes on other megawads that use the secret exit simply because it's faster. If it's not out of the way or the secret exit is a secret itself that only opens after most of the map is already done, then yes, it should be allowed.

Yes, definitely OK. As long as you've triggered all the secrets, you can use either exit in a Max. Note that Max/Fast/Tyson/Respawn/NM100 tables don't have separate entries for the two exits. In a Max movie, of course, you have to use the secret exit because you aren't allowed to skip the secret levels (likewise for NM 100).

Alright, had to make sure. It was a rare scenario where you don't have access to the normal exit when you get the last secret.

Anyway bcsmw speed/pacifist dump:

Map 05 UV-Speed in 0:35

Map 06 UV-Speed in 1:34

Map 07 UV-Speed in 1:04

Map 10 UV-Speed in 1:18

Map 11 UV-Speed in 0:27

Map 14 UV-Speed in 2:01

Map 15s UV-Speed in 2:37

Map 18 UV-Speed in 1:40

Map 22 UV-Speed in 1:11

Map 23 UV-Speed in 0:52

Map 26 UV-Speed in 1:47

Map 27 UV-Speed in 2:50

speed.zip

Map 01 Pacifist in 0:18

Map 02 Pacifist in 0:27

Map 03 Pacifist in 0:04
Map 04 Pacifist in 1:00

Map 08 Pacifist in 1:40
Map 09 Pacifist in 0:43

Map 12 Pacifist in 0:29
Map 13 Pacifist in 0:41
Map 15 Pacifist in 0:09

Map 16 Pacifist in 0:19
Map 17 Pacifist in 1:07

Map 19 Pacifist in 0:21

Map 20 Pacifist in 1:07
Map 21 Pacifist in 1:56

Map 24 Pacifist in 1:04
Map 25 Pacifist in 0:37

Map 28 Pacifist in 0:08

Map 29 Pacifist in 0:51

Map 31 Pacifist in 0:04

Map 32 Pacifist in 0:07

pacifist.zip

No map 30 since its identical to UV-max and pacifist seems impossible, I only did UV-Speed on the ones I couldn't pacifist even though some pacifists would be faster to UV-Speed.

A whole bunch of tyson demos for Big Crappy Shit Megawad that I never posted for some reason.

bigcraptyson.zip

Map 01 in 1:19

Map 02 in 4:38

Map 03 in 3:21

Map 04 in 3:07

Map 07 in 10:24

Map 08 in 9:20

Map 10 in 7:28

Map 11 in 4:55

Map 14 in 5:03

Map 15 in 4:27

Map 16 in 4:19

Map 19 in 5:11

Map 21 in 7:05

Map 23 in 3:41

Map 24 in 11:48

Map 25 in 11:54

Map 26 in 15:40

Map 27 in 12:25

Map 28 in 5:23

Map 29 in 8:20

Map 31 in 2:49

They are all from early august last year and I can't really remember if any of them are particularly interesting

bcsmw

Map 01 Pacifist in 00:17.11

bcsmw-01p-001711.zip

bcsmw

Map 01 UV Pacifist in 0:16.49bcs01p016.zip

Map 01 UV Stroller in 0:36.37bcs01str036.zip

bcsmw

Map 32 UV Pacifist 00:06.97

bcs32p0697.zip

--- Big Crappy Shit Megawad

Map 26 UV-Speed: 1:22.80 bcsmw26-122.zip (https://youtu.be/mCIGMHFKvHY)

Map 26 NM-Speed: 1:52.94 bcsmw26n152.zip (https://youtu.be/QPZTPQXFU1I)

Map 31 Pacifist: 3.94 bcsmw31p003.zip (https://youtu.be/YMsunjV6cZQ)

Map 31 Stroller: 8.97 bcsmw31str008.zip (https://youtu.be/w0pvaMf2vj8)

Map 31 UV-Fast: 13.86 bcsmw31f013.zip (https://youtu.be/d0y8dtARmy4)

Map 31 NM-Speed: 3.97 bcsmw-31n003.zip (https://youtu.be/JZlKbBY-rhE)

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MAP01    NM Speed    in    17.97 bcs01n1797.zip
MAP02    Pacifist    in    26.60 bcs02p2660.zip
MAP02    NM Speed    in    56.06 bcs02n5606.zip
MAP02    NoMo        in    24.89 bcs02o2489.zip
MAP02    Stroller    in    42.94 bcs02str4294.zip
MAP03    Pacifist    in    2.94 bcs03p294.zip
MAP03    NM Speed    in    3.09 bcs03n309.zip
MAP03    NoMo        in    3.03 bcs03o303.zip
MAP05    UV Speed    in    30.40 bcs05-3040.zip
MAP05    NoMo        in    24.03 bcs05o2403.zip
MAP06    NoMo        in    55.26 bcs06o5526.zip
MAP07    UV Speed    in    102.91 bcs07-10291.zip
MAP07    NoMo        in    39.31 bcs07o3931.zip
MAP08    Pacifist    in    114.06 bcs08p11406.zip
MAP08    NM Speed    in    54.00 bcs08n5400.zip
MAP08    NoMo        in    35.06 bcs08o3506.zip

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MAP10    UV Speed    in    104.43  bcs10-10443.zip
MAP10    NoMo        in    50.51  bcs10o5051.zip
MAP11    UV Speed    in    20.97  bcs11-2097.zip
MAP11    NM SPeed    in    28.09  bcs11n2809.zip
MAP11    NoMo        in     17.14  bcs11o1714.zip
MAP12    Pacifist    in     26.54  bcs12p2654.zip
MAP12    NM Speed + Pacifist    in     26.94  bcs12n2694.zip
MAP12    NoMo         in     25.86  bcs12o2586.zip