Rule 666: If it exists, someone made it in Doom

So, @elarmadillo3 made a great idea in a thread that is now closed. We should make a new Internet rule:

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We need a new rule of the Internet. Rule 666: If it exists, someone made it in Doom.

We need to spread the word about it! If there's porn of literally everything in the world, there should be a Doom map of literally everything in the world!

This rule is bollocks. I never did get my Doom mod for the Johny Johny meme. 

your age is showing

Infinite Imp Theorem: every possible vanilla trick, no matter how brilliant, was already done by accident in a shovelware map.

22 minutes ago, Xeriphas1994 said:

Doom Ergodicity Theorem: every possible vanilla trick exists at least once in a shovelware map.
Infinite Imp Theorem: every possible vanilla trick, no matter how brilliant, was already done by accident in a shovelware map.

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Well then, show me a pwad in one of these that has a Linguortal. I'll wait.

10 minutes ago, Nine Inch Heels said:

My vibrators still can't run Doom :(

No more words, I'm gonna fix this, but you need to beta-test it and show results (you can show them only to me) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I won the cockoward for worst shitpost ever! Yay!

1 minute ago, crazyflyingdonut said:

I won the cockoward for worst shitpost ever! Yay!

Oh...

1 hour ago, Marcaek said:

your age is showing 

10 minutes ago, DeXiaZ said:

 

No more words, I'm gonna fix this, but you need to beta-test it and show results (you can show them only to me) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Make sure it can run PrBoom+, then I'll also send you demos :P

My favorite part about this is how everybody hates this.

1 hour ago, rdwpa said:

Rule 667

I see what you did there.

1 minute ago, Agent6 said:

 

I see what you did there.

Realm667 rocks!

> Fanfics involving the shipping of Godzilla and Mothra

Not sure about this rule, 'cause I'm still waiting to see this in Doom. 

If it exists, then why is there no DooM inside doom?

*vsauce music?*

1 hour ago, Nine Inch Heels said:

Make sure it can run PrBoom+, then I'll also send you demos :P

Try playing chillax map31 with it.

The roar of the cyberdemons will make it vibrate harder. :)

3 hours ago, DeXiaZ said:

 

No more words, I'm gonna fix this, but you need to beta-test it and show results (you can show them only to me) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

You can use a vibrator in emacs though...

2 hours ago, YukiRaven said:

> Fanfics involving the shipping of Godzilla and Mothra

Wait...

15 minutes ago, StevenC21 said:

You can use a vibrator in emacs though...

There needs to be Emacs done in Doom as well.  That way I can program while I Doom.

2 hours ago, DynamiteKaitorn said:

If it exists, then why is there no DooM inside doom?

Well...

ever since DavidPH's developed an ACS compiler that can accept C as an input language, it's kind of been my dream to get a minimal doom port working in GZD or EE.

i mean it will probably never happen since there are so many better things I can do but it's a fun dream.

@InsanityBringer, is that like, FULL C COMPATIBILITY in ACS now?

all it really means is that you can compile C code into ACS bytecode. the main upside of this, more than anything, is just having a very clean full featured programming language to work with. Standard library support is fully there, but it doesn't introduce any magical new capabilities to ACS, so some functions just fail in the most minimal way allowed by standards. There's enough though that with adaption, I believe it would be possible to compile a modified version of the Doom source for it.

On 9/9/2018 at 7:36 PM, Walter confetti said:

Well...

 

I'm honestly wondering if Doom can be played on a fucking rock at this point.

It's portability is just as much of a meme as Skyrim.

Doom doesn't attract as much attention as it did back then so this rule is probably not possible

rule 666?

sounds nice!!!

but....

On 9/9/2018 at 12:51 PM, Megalyth said:

More relevant would be "If it exists, someone has ported Doom to it".

i like more this

Doom Porn Parody? [/joking]