fodders Posted November 23, 2002 HIS grasp of world affairs, never mind the English language, would shame a primary school child. So it's hardly surprising this spoof briefing between George Bush and national security advisor Condoleezza Rice is sweeping the internet. Let's hope it is just a joke. George:Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening? Condi:Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China. George:Great. Lay it on me. Condi:Hu is the new leader. George:That's what I want to know. Condi:That's what I'm telling you.. George:That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China? Condi:Yes. George:I mean the fellow's name. Condi:Hu. George:The guy in China. Condi:Hu. George:The new leader of China. Condi:Hu. George:The Chinaman! Condi:Hu is leading China. George:Now whaddya' asking me for? Condi:I'm telling you Hu is leading China. George:Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China? Condi:That's the man's name. George:That's who's name? Condi:Yes. George:Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China? Condi:Yes, sir. George:Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East. Condi:That's correct. George:Then who is in China? Condi:Yes, sir. George:Yassir is in China? Condi:No, sir. George:Then who is? Condi:Yes, sir. George:Yassir? Condi:No, sir. George:Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the UN on the phone. Condi:Kofi? George:No, thanks. Condi:You want Kofi? George:No. Condi:You don't want Kofi. George:No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the UN Condi:Yes, sir. George:Not Yassir! The guy a the U.N. Condi:Kofi? George:Milk! Will you please make the call? Condi:And call who? George:Who is the guy at the UN? Condi:Hu is the guy in China. George:Will you stay out of China?! Condi:Yes, sir. George:And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the UN Condi:Kofi. George:All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone. Condi:(picking up the phone) Rice here. George:Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. 0 Share this post Link to post
Epyo Posted November 23, 2002 hee hee hee, I didnt expect the coffee thing. 0 Share this post Link to post
DOOM Anomaly Posted November 23, 2002 Ahahahahah Outstanding. Incompetence is over-ruled these days, hence the reason I'm still around. :D 0 Share this post Link to post
Insomniak Posted November 23, 2002 A good play on the old Abbot & Costello "Who's on first?" bit, but still funny. 0 Share this post Link to post
Spike Posted November 23, 2002 As good as the "O's" sketch by the Two Ronnies. Excellent stuff that rings frighteningly true. 0 Share this post Link to post
IMJack Posted November 23, 2002 I've seen this on three other forums and five e-mails in this last week. 0 Share this post Link to post