⇛Marnetmar⇛ Posted April 5, 2019 (edited) I for one think that stealing money and breaking into museums is an incredibly versatile skillset that translates wonderfully to Doom and I would like to congratulate OP on his catch. 6 Share this post Link to post
mrthejoshmon Posted April 5, 2019 The more I look at this the more I realize Obake is just too pure a person for this world. 1 Share this post Link to post
Xcalibur Posted April 5, 2019 (edited) now that I've thought about this some more-- she was robbing a museum. that tells me that she's involved with the antiquities/fine arts black market, and that means organized crime. you're planning to marry a career criminal you haven't even met yet, and your biggest concern is how to get her into Doom? LOL you're either a spaz or an expert troll, I'm not sure which. 0 Share this post Link to post
Barry Burton Posted April 5, 2019 Why stop at a diamond ring? Give her your bank account info too. 9 Share this post Link to post
Cruduxy Pegg Posted April 5, 2019 (edited) 21 minutes ago, R4L said: Why stop at a diamond ring? Give her your bank account info too. Nah that's the kind of stuff for the 2nd date. A diamond ring and apartment are enough for first one. 4 Share this post Link to post
DooM_RO Posted April 5, 2019 Nice waifu, Obake! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fujiko_Mine 17 Share this post Link to post
Xcalibur Posted April 5, 2019 ah, of course. but with the amount of absurd things that really happen, the line between trolling and reality can become blurred. 0 Share this post Link to post
Barry Burton Posted April 5, 2019 19 minutes ago, DooM_RO said: Nice waifu, Obake! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fujiko_Mine ..... Good one obake... 3 Share this post Link to post
DooM_RO Posted April 5, 2019 7 minutes ago, Xcalibur said: ah, of course. but with the amount of absurd things that really happen, the line between trolling and reality can become blurred. Just what I was thinking. 0 Share this post Link to post
BLλZING_DUST Posted April 5, 2019 (edited) I think you're the most naive person I've met on DW. Edit: Fuck, got me. 0 Share this post Link to post
⇛Marnetmar⇛ Posted April 5, 2019 (edited) 1 hour ago, Xcalibur said: now that I've thought about this some more-- she was robbing a museum. that tells me that she's involved with the antiquities/fine arts black market, and that means organized crime. you're planning to marry a career criminal you haven't even met yet, and your biggest concern is how to get her into Doom? LOL you're either a spaz or an expert troll, I'm not sure which. If she breaks into museums she obviously has a sophisticated taste for the finer things in life, like fine art and stealing money from people. I'm sure she would more than appreciate long, passionate back-and-forth discussions about E3M4's layout and H.R Giger's influence on Adrian Carmack. 0 Share this post Link to post
DooM_RO Posted April 5, 2019 (edited) 53 minutes ago, Marn said: If she breaks into museums she obviously has a sophisticated taste for the finer things in life, like fine art and stealing money from people. I'm sure she would more than appreciate long, passionate back-and-forth discussions about E3M4's layout and H.R Giger's influence on Adrian Carmack. Or debate as to why the demons decided to put candelabras in E1...or did the UAC put them there? Or whether the Doomguy is actually a quadriplegic on a futuristic scooter. Or whether the Chaingunner has a bloody moustache or not. Or whether John was in fact a zombie or not. 0 Share this post Link to post
ReaperAA Posted April 5, 2019 2 hours ago, DooM_RO said: Nice waifu, Obake! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fujiko_Mine OH fu*k. We were bamboozled. 0 Share this post Link to post
Bauul Posted April 5, 2019 Aww shame, for a moment I thought she was going to be from France and making her first ever Doom wad that was suspiciously not someone's first ever Doom wad. 1 Share this post Link to post
how to delete account Posted April 5, 2019 ight guys how do i introduce my lobster to doom? 2 Share this post Link to post
Gaia74 Posted April 5, 2019 3 hours ago, DooM_RO said: Nice waifu, Obake! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fujiko_Mine HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHA 1 Share this post Link to post
Dark Pulse Posted April 5, 2019 After reading this thread and seeing all the people taking it far too seriously, I've finally reached a conclusion. I like cheese. 9 Share this post Link to post
Chezza Posted April 5, 2019 (edited) @Dark Pulse Good response. You get a like. This thread is fun. 0 Share this post Link to post
Hellbent Posted April 6, 2019 (edited) On 4/4/2019 at 4:15 PM, Chezza said: Am I the only one who finds "dating" this proud criminal girl a massive risk and likely to result in the op being used? In that case, introduce her to Doom 2016, purchase a 1080 or Titan card, tell her much the card costs and use a case with a lock. That may grab her attention. Am I the only who thinks this thread was posted three days late? EDIT: I guess not and I should read the thread before I post. 0 Share this post Link to post
Du Mhan Yhu Posted April 6, 2019 On 4/4/2019 at 6:35 AM, obake said: Hello, fellow Doomworlders! I have an inquiry that is boggling my mind at the moment: Me too.. What the fuck is wrong with you!? 1 Share this post Link to post
bytor Posted April 6, 2019 oh fer cryin' out loud don't you kids have an exam to study for or sumthin'? 1 Share this post Link to post
Maximum Matt Posted April 7, 2019 I bet she'll find the secret exit in E1M3 on her first try. If she does, it was meant to be. 0 Share this post Link to post