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At least I drew my own character, and it does not come from a piece of silly media that has more plot holes than Swiss cheese.

Edited by Gustavo6046

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Fox patrol

 

Yo Ninja Brian
You see that high schooler over there getting pushed around?
This looks like a job for the Fox Patrol!

Hey kid! (Yo!)
You're getting picked on in school
The other boys! (Huh!)!
They say you just ain't fox
Well that's bullshit! (Yeah!!)
We're gonna teach you the rules
Those motherfuckers ain't gonna bother you no more

We are the bad boys (oh!)
from the tough side of town
We are the fox patrol (woo!)
we'll turn your life around
Those bullies (aw shit)
their ass is done for now
We're gonna show you how!
So fuckin' listen y'all! First

You put your hands in the air
And you jump off the ground
And then you take that funky butt and you shake it all around
And lightly jog in place and then crank it up to a prance
This is the fox patrol dance

Now put your hands in your pockets
And take them right back out
Then spin around in a circle and make an animal sound (moo)
Then glide into the sprinkler like you're gonna water the plants
This is the fox patrol dance

Whee!

You get all that kid?
that wasn't actually very helpful
That was like an instructional dance
Hell yeah!

Motherfuckin' bullies better watch their ass
You're sending all them shits a message
there's a new king in class
When they see you
they're gonna freak out and piss their pants
They are your bitches!
They are your bitches because

You put your hands in the air
And then stick out your rear end
And then you wiggle it real hard
and you hug your closest friend
And then you wildly remove your clothes and tearaway pants
This is the fox patrol dance

Now rub the peanut butter on you
From your head to your feet
And cover up your nudity with different cheeses and meats
Then slap a camel because this could be your only chance
This is the fox patrol dance

Fox break!

Alright
This is cool, 'scuse me
Hey I have an idea!
Let's kick it! Woo!

You put your hands in the air
And grab a bird from the sky
And eat it whole so that you may absorb its power of flight
Now you can also dive bomb fish because your vision's enhanced
This is the fox patrol dance

You're basically a superhero now
So throw some cars
Then rub your magnum thighs together and set fire to mars
Now harness all your sexy fury in a victory stance
This is the fox patrol dance!

Your training is complete
Now go show those fuckers who's boss!
Okay! Hey guys, listen up
You put your hands in the a-
Oh god!
Aw he might, he might actually be dead

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Time surely has gone so fast, right? Doomer used to mean somebody who loves and plays DOOM a lot...

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When someone at a party tells an inappropriate joke and you try to conceal your laughter.

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Seems inspired by Tom And Jerry, but has a spring instead of a mouse in the frack. 

 

(The episode Haunted Mouse. One of the few gems in the Chuck Jones era.) 

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