What are the worst lyrics you have ever heard?

Title. Nothing is more enjoyable to me than cringing at terrible lyrics.

billie eilish's bad guy

like come on, you, an underage girl, talking about seducing someones dad? that disgusting!

yes, i said it

Anybody remember this pile of trash?

ugh! i had to hear that so much in school back when this was new! it was so annoying!

To think that was seven years ago scares me, felt like yesterday.

1 hour ago, Serum said:

Anybody remember this pile of trash?

 

 

I mean that was literally the point of the song.

its was a parody of Pop music that uses random syllables as a hook.

3 hours ago, Deathclaw886 said:

billie eilish's bad guy

like come on, you, an underage girl, talking about seducing someones dad? that disgusting!

yes, i said it

Nothing compares to Logic's song clickbait where he says he would suck a dick to prove to people that he doesn't base his career off controversy.

Will go for something different and say Zodiac from the new release from six feet under... Technically not the lowest effort ever, but combined with the worst DM vocals i've ever heard it has certainly made the worst impression.

Showing my age here but this...

46 minutes ago, jazzmaster9 said:

I mean that was literally the point of the song.

its was a parody of Pop music that uses random syllables as a hook.

Obviously. It's Ylvis.

They did what they set out to do - make terrible lyrics.

I hate to dump on a deceased artist, but this one has pissed me off ever since I heard it back in the nineties - 

My name is Prince

And I am funky

When it comes to funk 

I am a junkie

Vegemite by King Gizzard and The Lizard Wizard

I love, I love my Vegemite
It’s strong as hell and black as night
I keep my love all screwed up tight
And spread it thick whenever I like, I like

Endors Toi by Tame Impala

Soothing repeat
I look down at my feet
It's a hypnotist's arm
And it works like a charm

All of Sodom's In the Sign of Evil.

Still one of my favorite releases ever, but the age of the band was clearly reflected in the lyrics of the time, and their "no fucks given" attitude. All of them are hilariously bad. Tom said in some interviews that they reflect some of his interests from the time ("from the time" because as you'd guess, they weren't genuine and didn't last, ultimately), but the way they were conveyed was comedy material. And also used broken English.

I mean stuff like this:

Wow.

The music is still great and atmospheric though.

As much as I like Five Finger Death Punch, I feel like the vast majority of their lyrics are extremely simplistic and dumbed down to be easy to sing along to and make them more like metal pop songs (as one of my brother's mate's put it, "The Nickelback of Heavy Metal"). "The Pride", where the verses are just a big listing of brands and other American culture isn't even the worst of it!

'Nuff said.

3 minutes ago, MFG38 said:

 

'Nuff said.

NOO, NOT THIS, SCROLL UP GO BACK BURN THIS

Jokes aside, i can think of Death dies hard:
 

Raped by elephants makes you go wtf, i mean look at this:
 

Poor guy, he just wanted to go to Africa :(

Worst song recorded by The Smiths... one of the few that weren't written by Morrissey. It's the definition of annoying, if it was a musical composition.

To be honest , the meaning of the lyrics has no importance for me. Only how it sounds matter for me. 

4 hours ago, Maximum Matt said:

I hate to dump on a deceased artist, but this one has pissed me off ever since I heard it back in the nineties - 

 

My name is Prince

And I am funky

When it comes to funk 

I am a junkie

The lyrics ate relevant in context.

That was the time when Warner Bros. retained the rights of the name Prince and so he has to release albums with just the Symbol as his name.

Its an startement to who he is beyond royalties or rights.

Also to let critics and people to know what was his stance on the bureocratic problem.

Come on!

It was his name!

A company taking the rights of your name is horrible.

That shitty Bieber song. Not going to post a youtube link... gah.

Yeah, you got that yummy, yum
That yummy, yum
That yummy, yummy
Yeah, you got that yummy, yum
That yummy, yum
That yummy, yummy

2 hours ago, MFG38 said:

 

'Nuff said.

Same, but the memes

What's that one God-awful song about a cake melting in the rain?

Pretty much every nu-metal song made in the '90s.

The theme song of the villain of Sonic Forces is pretty cringey if you listen to the lyrics. It sounds fine otherwise, but dear god, the sheer edge in the words if you stop and listen..

1 minute ago, Devalaous said:

The theme song of the villain of Sonic Forces is pretty cringey if you listen to the lyrics. It sounds fine otherwise, but dear god, the sheer edge in the words if you stop and listen..

I don't know it's funny to me, I'm pretty sure it's a parody of the Newgrounds Tough Guy. On the other hand, Linkin Park and their emo rage lyrics of the early 2000s are just hard to listen to. Even the titles are cringy.

"Somewhere I belong"

"Crawling"

"Runaway"

"Numb"

...okay

3 hours ago, Doom_Dude said:

That shitty Bieber song. Not going to post a youtube link... gah.

 

Yeah, you got that yummy, yum
That yummy, yum
That yummy, yummy
Yeah, you got that yummy, yum
That yummy, yum
That yummy, yummy

The winner hands down. The strongest piece of evidence for the decline of humanity right there.

5 hours ago, Roofi said:

To be honest , the meaning of the lyrics has no importance for me. Only how it sounds matter for me. 

I'm with you on this. Terrible or meaningless lyrics don't really make a song any worse for me. Only the notes that are sung.

3 hours ago, Rampy470 said:

What's that one God-awful song about a cake melting in the rain?

MacArthur Park?