TheMagicMushroomMan Posted November 9, 2020 Title. Nothing is more enjoyable to me than cringing at terrible lyrics. 1 Share this post Link to post
Yandere_Doomer Posted November 9, 2020 (edited) billie eilish's bad guy like come on, you, an underage girl, talking about seducing someones dad? that disgusting! yes, i said it 6 Share this post Link to post
Yandere_Doomer Posted November 9, 2020 ugh! i had to hear that so much in school back when this was new! it was so annoying! 4 Share this post Link to post
spineapple tea Posted November 9, 2020 To think that was seven years ago scares me, felt like yesterday. 5 Share this post Link to post
jazzmaster9 Posted November 9, 2020 1 hour ago, Serum said: Anybody remember this pile of trash? I mean that was literally the point of the song. its was a parody of Pop music that uses random syllables as a hook. 0 Share this post Link to post
VoanHead Posted November 9, 2020 3 hours ago, Deathclaw886 said: billie eilish's bad guy like come on, you, an underage girl, talking about seducing someones dad? that disgusting! yes, i said it Nothing compares to Logic's song clickbait where he says he would suck a dick to prove to people that he doesn't base his career off controversy. 1 Share this post Link to post
Mayomancer Posted November 9, 2020 Will go for something different and say Zodiac from the new release from six feet under... Technically not the lowest effort ever, but combined with the worst DM vocals i've ever heard it has certainly made the worst impression. 1 Share this post Link to post
Serum Posted November 9, 2020 46 minutes ago, jazzmaster9 said: I mean that was literally the point of the song. its was a parody of Pop music that uses random syllables as a hook. Obviously. It's Ylvis. They did what they set out to do - make terrible lyrics. 0 Share this post Link to post
Maximum Matt Posted November 9, 2020 I hate to dump on a deceased artist, but this one has pissed me off ever since I heard it back in the nineties - My name is Prince And I am funky When it comes to funk I am a junkie 3 Share this post Link to post
croc_rock Posted November 9, 2020 Vegemite by King Gizzard and The Lizard Wizard I love, I love my Vegemite It’s strong as hell and black as night I keep my love all screwed up tight And spread it thick whenever I like, I like Endors Toi by Tame Impala Soothing repeat I look down at my feet It's a hypnotist's arm And it works like a charm 0 Share this post Link to post
seed Posted November 9, 2020 All of Sodom's In the Sign of Evil. Still one of my favorite releases ever, but the age of the band was clearly reflected in the lyrics of the time, and their "no fucks given" attitude. All of them are hilariously bad. Tom said in some interviews that they reflect some of his interests from the time ("from the time" because as you'd guess, they weren't genuine and didn't last, ultimately), but the way they were conveyed was comedy material. And also used broken English. I mean stuff like this: Spoiler "Black metal is the game I play, 'Cause no one show me the right way, I am a bloody Antichrist, only believe in bad, Spit at the church, evil I get. Blasphemer! Blasphemer! Blasphemer! Blasphemer! Rites of death return to Hell, I am Satan's child, attack you with spell. I turn the cross upside down, And read Satanic Bible with fucking grown, My life begins at midnight twelve, Masturbate to kill myself. " Wow. The music is still great and atmospheric though. 1 Share this post Link to post
Phobus Posted November 9, 2020 As much as I like Five Finger Death Punch, I feel like the vast majority of their lyrics are extremely simplistic and dumbed down to be easy to sing along to and make them more like metal pop songs (as one of my brother's mate's put it, "The Nickelback of Heavy Metal"). "The Pride", where the verses are just a big listing of brands and other American culture isn't even the worst of it! 2 Share this post Link to post
Hitboi Posted November 9, 2020 3 minutes ago, MFG38 said: 'Nuff said. NOO, NOT THIS, SCROLL UP GO BACK BURN THIS 0 Share this post Link to post
Hitboi Posted November 9, 2020 Jokes aside, i can think of Death dies hard: Spoiler I bring no shelter? cause I will deny youThis world belongs to me You try to fake it But all wounds are there to see Death Dies Hard Watch as the Devil gets sold to me Death Dies Hard Enter hell and use the bone of God as key Raped by elephants makes you go wtf, i mean look at this: Spoiler I was visiting in africa two months ago My goal was to see all those wild animals Most excited I was when I came close to elephants They were so big and somehow so scary Something happened when I snapped a picture Three elephants surrounded me One of them ripped off all my clothes Second elephant came on me and started to spread my buttocks With its huge trunk I screamed in agony when I felt it started to shove up my ass Third elephant forced me to take its giant cock in my mouth I sucked like a whore while I was assfucked by elephant trunk After all it wasnt too bad at all It took only about ten minutes and cock in my mouth started to cum Extremely huge load of elephant sperm filled my throat and Spurted allover my face I was completely fucked up, but elephants had one more thing to do All three of them huffed and puffed shits on me Then they left me alone with my ripped asshole I'll never go to Africa again Poor guy, he just wanted to go to Africa :( 0 Share this post Link to post
Juza Posted November 9, 2020 Worst song recorded by The Smiths... one of the few that weren't written by Morrissey. It's the definition of annoying, if it was a musical composition. 1 Share this post Link to post
Roofi Posted November 9, 2020 To be honest , the meaning of the lyrics has no importance for me. Only how it sounds matter for me. 3 Share this post Link to post
P41R47 Posted November 9, 2020 4 hours ago, Maximum Matt said: I hate to dump on a deceased artist, but this one has pissed me off ever since I heard it back in the nineties - My name is Prince And I am funky When it comes to funk I am a junkie The lyrics ate relevant in context. That was the time when Warner Bros. retained the rights of the name Prince and so he has to release albums with just the Symbol as his name. Its an startement to who he is beyond royalties or rights. Also to let critics and people to know what was his stance on the bureocratic problem. Come on! It was his name! A company taking the rights of your name is horrible. 0 Share this post Link to post
Doom_Dude Posted November 9, 2020 That shitty Bieber song. Not going to post a youtube link... gah. Yeah, you got that yummy, yum That yummy, yum That yummy, yummy Yeah, you got that yummy, yum That yummy, yum That yummy, yummy 2 Share this post Link to post
snapshot Posted November 9, 2020 2 hours ago, MFG38 said: 'Nuff said. Same, but the memes 1 Share this post Link to post
Rampy470 Posted November 9, 2020 What's that one God-awful song about a cake melting in the rain? 1 Share this post Link to post
FractalBeast Posted November 9, 2020 Pretty much every nu-metal song made in the '90s. 3 Share this post Link to post
Devalaous Posted November 9, 2020 The theme song of the villain of Sonic Forces is pretty cringey if you listen to the lyrics. It sounds fine otherwise, but dear god, the sheer edge in the words if you stop and listen.. 1 Share this post Link to post
Sunnyfruit Posted November 9, 2020 1 minute ago, Devalaous said: The theme song of the villain of Sonic Forces is pretty cringey if you listen to the lyrics. It sounds fine otherwise, but dear god, the sheer edge in the words if you stop and listen.. I don't know it's funny to me, I'm pretty sure it's a parody of the Newgrounds Tough Guy. On the other hand, Linkin Park and their emo rage lyrics of the early 2000s are just hard to listen to. Even the titles are cringy. "Somewhere I belong" "Crawling" "Runaway" "Numb" ...okay 0 Share this post Link to post
Doomkid Posted November 9, 2020 3 hours ago, Doom_Dude said: That shitty Bieber song. Not going to post a youtube link... gah. Yeah, you got that yummy, yum That yummy, yum That yummy, yummy Yeah, you got that yummy, yum That yummy, yum That yummy, yummy The winner hands down. The strongest piece of evidence for the decline of humanity right there. 3 Share this post Link to post
Arbys550 Posted November 9, 2020 5 hours ago, Roofi said: To be honest , the meaning of the lyrics has no importance for me. Only how it sounds matter for me. I'm with you on this. Terrible or meaningless lyrics don't really make a song any worse for me. Only the notes that are sung. 0 Share this post Link to post
Doominator2 Posted November 9, 2020 3 hours ago, Rampy470 said: What's that one God-awful song about a cake melting in the rain? MacArthur Park? 0 Share this post Link to post