What are the worst lyrics you have ever heard?

This freaking song.....

Anything Chris Barnes ever wrote for SFU but honestly this takes the fucking cake. Death Metal, Brutal or groove has never been high art poetry, but this is so low effort that a three year old could've come up with more thought provoking verses.

Reminder that this chump has this on his fucking Twitter bio, unironically

Oh my goodness, WAP... Already talked enough about that song in a previous thread. I'm sure if there is a God he abandoned us after that...

As for other songs with absolute godawful tier lyrics... Look no further than brazilian funk. Translate them and have fun feeling the blood run down from your eyes.

Apologies fellas, but I have to deploy Blood on the Dancefloor again:

I'm so sorry, on behalf of humanity.

As a fan of Gwar and gross-out lyrics in general, I can't help but enjoy the lewdness of WAP, much to the chagrin of my peers, it seems.

As for the worst lyrics, nothing gets my eyes rolling harder than songs produced by Max Martin.

"Sadness is beautiful, loneliness that's tragical
So help me I can't win this war, oh no
Touch me now, don't bother
If every second it makes me weaker
You can save me from the man I've become

Looking back on the things I've done
I was trying to be someone
I played my part, kept you in the dark
Now let me show you the shape of my heart"

1 hour ago, UncleTito said:

Anything Chris Barnes ever wrote for SFU

The sad thing is that Cannibal Corpse lyrics have also never been able to reach the same pristine level of disgusting imagery after he left. What the hell happened to you, Chris Barnes!?

Someone want some Bad Bunny?

 

Bla, bla, bla, bla, bla, bla
Hey, yo, hey, yo
Yo', yo', yo', yo', yo', yah
Lalalalalalala (Blow, blow)
Lalalalalalala

What a lack of respect, babe
How do you dare to come without panties?
Today you went out for me
And I thought that I was going to sleep, no
You came ready already, ready for a brushing
She sucks my lollypop, she gets on her knees, hey
How do you dare, babe, to come without panties?

Today we drink, today we spend
Today we smoke like a rasta
If God permits it (If God permits it), hey
If God permits it (That if God permits it), hey
Today we drink, today we spend
Today we smoke like a rasta (Woo, woo, woo)
If God permits it (Hahahahaha), hey
If God permits it (Yo, yo), hey

Real G, guiding the new generation with the true one
Bellaqueo to the galactic
Yes, so that your panties get wet
Get horny and versatile
More slutty than Betty Boop
The one who got horny, babe, was you
I stay killing with the "U"
Pussy with dick, dick with ass
Pu-pussy with dick, dick with ass, yes
Pussy with dick, dick with ass
My nipple is brushing against you
This year I don't want a slut
They see you with a lot of girls and they want to stay
They see you really active and they want to stay
Because you look hot, because you look hot
Really big tits like Lourdes Chacón
Really big ass like Iris Chacón
I don't know why I haven't seen the pussy
But we'll go to bed to fuck you in panties

(¡Arr-ugh!)
Babe, what do you want? Here comes your shark
I want to grind on you and smoke a blunt
To see what is hidden in your pants
I want to grind on you and grind on you and grind on you (Hard, hard)
I-I-I want to grind on you and smoke a blunt (Hard, hard)
I want to grind on you and grind on you and grind (Hard, hard)
I-I-I want to grind on you and smoke a blunt, -e a blunt (Hard, hard)
The MDMA exploded
The girl danced bouncing
This ass deserves it all, deserves it all, deserves it all, yes
This ass deserves it all, deserves it all, deserves it all (Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey)

My dick was chased away and I want you to hide it
Grab it like a bonga
She ate a pill that make her horny
She fucks in the Audi, not in the Honda, hey (Tra)
If I give it to you, don't call me (Tra)
'Cause this is not so that you love me, hey (Tra)
If your boyfriend doesn't suck your ass
He better fuck off

Go down to your house, I'll lick it all up
Babe, I'll lick it all up
Go down to your house, I'll break it all, hey
I'll break it all
Go down to your house, I'll lick it all up (Keep going!)
Babe, I'll lick it all up (Keep going!)
Tell me, servant (Keep going, daddy)
If you smoke weed (Daddy, da-daddy)

Jowell, baby, baby, baby, haha, hahahaha!
The dealer is twerking (Hard!)
It seems like she fucks well, while high
I want to take a selfie with that big buttocks (Yah, yah; wuh)
Erect, erect, erect I have it, it shows (Woh)
What are we gonna do with that big buttocks? (Wow)
In university it is A, A-A (Tra)
But these tits are C
You are super horny (Wuh), babe, I know it (Eh)
I'm also horny, what are we gonna do? (Tra; you know, eh)
With that bum-bum, go crazy, bum-bum
Go crazy, that bum-bum, go crazy, bum-bum
If you have that bum-bum, go crazy, bum-bum
If you have that bum-bum, go crazy, buoh!

5 hours ago, Doominator2 said:

MacArthur Park?

 

That's the one. How did that even get recorded.

"Water, fire, air and dirt. Fucking magnets! How do they work?"

This is just bad. Period.

I've probably heard worse and just can't think of it right now, but the first song that came to mind is Blurred Lines. Not that the lyrics are necessarily badly written in and of themselves, but holy fuck is the subject matter gross.

3 hours ago, jamondemarnatural said:

Someone want some Bad Bunny?

I'm sure it sounds better in Spanish... if you're not a native speaker, anyway.

Catchy dance track, but lyrically lacking:

11 hours ago, UncleTito said:

Anything Chris Barnes ever wrote for SFU but honestly this takes the fucking cake. Death Metal, Brutal or groove has never been high art poetry, but this is so low effort that a three year old could've come up with more thought provoking verses.

Heh, yeah, nowadays Barnes is really lame compared to his time with CC, and I miss his lyrics which were all very graphic.

His voice is much worse nowadays too, while Fisher is still holding up quite well though I've never been particularly fond of his style. I only really liked him on Monstrosity's debut. But Barnes is now being childish, when looking at that Twitter pic, and doesn't accept that he's well past his prime...

He also unironically stated in some interviews that he still thinks the reason he was fired from CC back then was because they were "jealous". Talk about nonsense...

Paralyzer by finger eleven (yes the toilet quagmire song). I like the instrumental and I think the chorus is catchy but "This club will hopefully, be closed in three weeks, that would be cool with me" makes me want to turn it off

16 hours ago, Deathclaw886 said:

This freaking song.....

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It's raining tacos
From out of the sky
Tacos
No need to ask why
Just open your mouth and close your eyes
It's raining tacos

It's raining tacos
Out in the street
Tacos
All you can eat
Lettuce and shells
Cheese and meat
It's raining tacos

Yum, yum, yum, yum, yumidy yum
It's like a dream
Yum, yum, yum, yum, yumidy yum
Bring your sour cream

Shell
Meat
Lettuce

Cheese
Shell
Meat

Lettuce
Cheese
Shell
Meat
Cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese

It's raining tacos
Raining tacos
Raining tacos
It's raining tacos

It's raining tacos
Raining tacos
Raining tacos
Shells, meat, lettuce, cheese
It's raining tacos
It's raining tacos

 

I used to play Roblox and there were tools in some games that let you play songs/audio that other people can hear. The amount of times this song was spammed would drive any man to the brink of insanity

21 hours ago, Doominator2 said:

MacArthur Park?

 

Frankly speaking, this is actually a pretty damn good song lyrics aside, and compared to the rest of the "music" I'm hearing in here it's clearly the best of a bad bunch

One of the downsides of watching comedy music reviews with guys taking the piss out of crappy music is you end up hearing some of that crappy music. There's a relatively recent Drake song called "Toosie Slide". First, I will never EVER understand Drake's popularity. He delivers all his songs with the passion of someone who just woke up from a twenty year coma and still does not quite know where he is. To me, a lack of passion in execution is effectively anti-music. If you sound like you do not give a fuck, why should I? Second, my only frame of reference for Toosie is Scrubs where JD would use it as a euphemism for taking a crap. So the song to me is basically called "Shit Slide" and if you have had the misfortune to hear it you will agree it's an apt coincidence. But then Drake mumbles out this lyrical gem.

"It go, right foot up, left foot slide
Left foot up, right foot slide
Basically, I'm saying either way, we 'bout to slide, ayy
Can't let this one slide, ayy"

Someone got paid for that. Two people actually according to Wikipedia. Two people made money for this grade school level schlock. Real money. Not like fake monopoly money or anything. Just thinking about it makes my brain hurt.

The lyrics to the song, "Soil the Stillborn" by the band Infant Annihilator. I won't even bother posting them here. Look, I LOVE deathmetal but this song is just....horrific. Meaning I guess by deathmetal standards it succeeds but never the less, Cannibal Corpse, Slayer and Dying Fetus are my favorite bands ever, and I can't even with this. However, musically I love it! Just not lyrically.

No one has posted it here so I feel it's only necessary:

WARNING! PAINFUL LYRICS INBOUND

52 minutes ago, DynamiteKaitorn said:

No one has posted it here so I feel it's only necessary:

 

WARNING! PAINFUL LYRICS INBOUND

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Led Zeppelin did it better.

As far as bad lyrics.. Well, there's the entire genre of Goregrind that has some... bad lyrics (for reference). I mean, I picked a random goregrind band in metal archives and a random album (Charcuterie - Unwarranted Cranial Separation Using a Collection of Serrated Objects) and found this:

But I don't think this should count, since they are written to be bad / disgusting / whatever.