Mario Lopez to portray Colonel Sanders in upcoming KFC drama

You'd think it'd make more sense if the southern white American character was played by a white guy. 

44 minutes ago, Rare Hatchiama said:

You'd think it'd make more sense if the southern white American character was played by a white guy. 

The colonel's race is pretty low on the list of things I have questions about when it comes to a KFC STV Lifetime movie.

You have piqued my interest.  Share your list of questions.

1. WTF?
2. How saucy will this be?

3. Are they gonna fuck?

4. Why Lifetime?

5. How stoned do I need to be to watch this?

It releases today so I'll have some answers tonight.

Not a disappointing list.

The title of this thread reads like a filled in Mad Lib:

(name) to portray (character) in upcoming (restaurant, genre)

“Bill Clinton to portray Jon Arbuckle in upcoming Denny’s Comedy”

“Harrison Ford to portray Spider-Man in upcoming Outback Steakhouse Thriller”

“Cardi B to portray Doomguy in upcoming McDonald’s Documentary”

I swear these all make just as little sense as the real thing..

Next up, Jason Momoa to play Wendy Thomas in the Wendy's film.

1 hour ago, xvertigox said:

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This was unsurprisingly dumb. I get that she doesn't love Billy but why does she fall for Harlan so quickly? We see them have one conversation and all of a sudden she's all-in on him? The ending was pretty decent though, I'm glad Bunny ended up in a nut house. I wouldn't recommend this to anyone who doesn't seek it out of their own volition - 2/10.

 

It's a common trope for people to instantly fall in love without knowing anything about each other in these sorts of things. I wish the movie had focussed more on Harlan's secret recipe and less on his romance with Jessica. It was pretty stupid, but I'd be lying if I said that I hope it doesn't follow up on its promised sequel. 

37 minutes ago, Ajora said:

 

It's a common trope for people to instantly fall in love without knowing anything about each other in these sorts of things. I wish the movie had focussed more on Harlan's secret recipe and less on his romance with Jessica. It was pretty stupid, but I'd be lying if I said that I hope it doesn't follow up on its promised sequel. 

I agree, if the secret recipe was more of an actual plot point with impact rather than basically a throw away element that gets resolved within one quick conversation it'd be more interesting.

With the open ending I also hope they make a sequel. Bunny's arc is much more interesting than Harlan's romance.

I didn’t watch it but imagine Spongebob secret formula episodes and their slapstick but as a biopic about the KFC founder.

Harlan Sanders even bounces across the tongue like Eugene Krabs.