Disorder Posted February 17, 2003 I'm charged with static electricity. Everytime I touch a metallic object, especially my pc, I get a small shock. It might not be a lifethreatening situation, but the shocks cause me to be extra cautious of some objects and places in my house, and therefore it's annoying. This especially happens when the weather is a bit chilly. Anyone out there with the same magic superpowers? 0 Share this post Link to post
Lord FlatHead Posted February 17, 2003 No, but I can lift a 3 lb. weight with my dick ! 0 Share this post Link to post
Disorder Posted February 17, 2003 Lord FlatHead said:No, but I can lift a 3 lb. weight with my dick ! Sounds like fun. 0 Share this post Link to post
Fletcher` Posted February 17, 2003 I can sneeze fire, spit ice shards, and have poisonus fangs. Strange enough for you? :P 0 Share this post Link to post
ghost Posted February 17, 2003 it could be your carpet. big fluffy carpets can make you all electric if you drag your feet a lot. i used to have laser eyes that could blow up any microwave. i later discovered it was because i kept putting spoons in there. i was very upset, as was my mum who had to buy a new microwave every week. 0 Share this post Link to post
Vominus Posted February 17, 2003 ghost said:I used to have laser eyes that could blow up any microwave. i later discovered it was because i kept putting spoons in there. i was very upset, as was my mum who had to buy a new microwave every week. Try microwaving a slice of salami for several minutes, it tastes kinda like bacon. Frying up a slice of Krakus ham can also be good. I think I'll go make some pierogies. 0 Share this post Link to post
Tyockell Posted February 17, 2003 Disorder said:I'm charged with static electricity. Everytime I touch a metallic object, especially my pc, I get a small shock. It might not be a lifethreatening situation, but the shocks cause me to be extra cautious of some objects and places in my house, and therefore it's annoying. This especially happens when the weather is a bit chilly. Anyone out there with the same magic superpowers? I get shit like that all the time happens in cold weather cuz the temperature tends to drop the humidity causeing static to be generated more easliy dun worry bout it. Yes its a pain in da ass but wont do anything. pluss its fun shockin people 0 Share this post Link to post
ghost Posted February 17, 2003 yeah, cats are well known for their unique ability to absorb all static electricity whithin 100ft and discharge it in an explosion of volts when attacked. just don't piss it off. 0 Share this post Link to post
Fletcher` Posted February 17, 2003 ghost said:yeah, cats are well known for their unique ability to absorb all static electricity whithin 100ft and discharge it in an explosion of volts when attacked. just don't piss it off. And I have six cats. 0 Share this post Link to post
fodders Posted February 17, 2003 Ahh cats, "Will ignore you and ruin your furniture for food" 0 Share this post Link to post
Fletcher` Posted February 17, 2003 fodders said:Ahh cats, "Will ignore you and ruin your furniture for food" They don't ruin the furniture, they ruin the ENTIRE house. :P 0 Share this post Link to post
pritch Posted February 17, 2003 I know people who get this, one always gets it getting out of my car for some reason. I wouldn't worry too much about it. 0 Share this post Link to post
elbryan42 Posted February 17, 2003 They don't ruin the furniture, they ruin the ENTIRE house. :P Sniff sniff... Good bye fluid bearing hard drive. Damn cat, damn stairs, damn. 0 Share this post Link to post
Fletcher` Posted February 18, 2003 the_Danarchist said:Cats rule though. Yes, they rule. (like kings and queens) 0 Share this post Link to post
DooMBoy Posted February 18, 2003 Heh, poor Disorder :) Heh my cousin's house has a lot of shag carpet, or something like shag carpet, so that every time I go over there I go through what you've been experiencing. I tend to hang out around his covered back porch a lot when I'm over there because of this. 0 Share this post Link to post
Joe Doom Posted February 21, 2003 There's this guy at school that claimed that he could piss blue urine. He said it was his own little superpower. 0 Share this post Link to post
myk Posted February 21, 2003 I only get static on me if I wear this old pyjama jacket I have, and the day is dry... 0 Share this post Link to post
Submerge Posted February 21, 2003 Joe Doom said:There's this guy at school that claimed that he could piss blue urine. He said it was his own little superpower. He eats urinal pucks, doesn't he? 0 Share this post Link to post
Rotting Corpse Posted February 21, 2003 Joe Doom said:There's this guy at school that claimed that he could piss blue urine. He said it was his own little superpower. IF ya drink 4 gallens of blue koolaid and dont eat or dirk any thing else maby that will happen. But who would drink 4 gallans of Kool aid? 0 Share this post Link to post
scorpion Posted February 22, 2003 Disorder said:I'm charged with static electricity. Everytime I touch a metallic object, especially my pc, I get a small shock. It might not be a lifethreatening situation, but the shocks cause me to be extra cautious of some objects and places in my house, and therefore it's annoying. This especially happens when the weather is a bit chilly. Anyone out there with the same magic superpowers? Just stop sloudging over your carpet and start picking up your feet while you walk! :-P 0 Share this post Link to post
Naked Snake Posted February 22, 2003 Joe Doom said:There's this guy at school that claimed that he could piss blue urine. He said it was his own little superpower. rofl. "Never fear, BLUE PISS MAN is here!" 0 Share this post Link to post