A quickie

Joke that is, hahaha.
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An old wild west fort is about to be attacked. The wily old general
sends for his trusty Indian scout.

"Yumti-Bi," he said, "you must use all your thirty years of skill in
trying to estimate the sort of army we are up against here."

Yumti-Bi lay down and put his ear to the ground...

"Heap-big war party," he says, "maybe three hundred braves, four
chiefs, two on black horses, two on white stallions. All have
war paint...many, many guns. Medicine man also with them."

"Good grief!" exclaims the general, "You can tell all of that just by
listening to the ground???"

"No, general," replied the Indian, "I can see under the gate..."

Heh :D

Where's my quickie, damnit?

*me spanks

lol... oops im gonna wake my g/f

ah hahaha thats a good one...!