pyborg Posted February 22, 2021 (edited) Doom's demons have some really kick@ss names. Baron Of Hell, Pain Elemental, Lost Soul. But we need to appeal to today's society. Most kids don't even know what the hell a "Revenant" is. So let's make these names way better and more understandable to today's youth. Okay but seriously,(As serious as this thread can be lol) this thread is dedicated to coming up with funny names for demons, items, really anything in the game. So here are the names I've come up with. Bipedal Cow Diabetes Incarnate Hot Dog Fingers 8 Share this post Link to post
Dubbag Posted February 23, 2021 (edited) Pain elemental= Malignant Tumor Revenant= Karen Carpenter Cacodemon= That un-poppale zit you get and work on for days and then give up. Imp= A turd after eating 12 nails. Edited February 23, 2021 by Dubbagdarrel 4 Share this post Link to post
pyborg Posted February 23, 2021 1 minute ago, Reelvonic said: lol if hellknight is bidpedal cow then barron of hell should be energydrink Actually I've got one for the Baron. Buffalo Wild Wings! 1 Share this post Link to post
continuum.mid Posted February 23, 2021 (edited) I just like Going Down's names for monsters: Imp = Bungle Pain Elemental = Bag of Bungles Revenant = Old Bunglebones Mancubus = Bungle's Bad Dream Spider Mastermind = Enhanced Robo-Bungle From The Future Cyberdemon = The Bungletron Player = Genetically Modified Bungle Or TNT Revilution, where the Cyberdemon is a "Siege Cow." 2 Share this post Link to post
Xaser Posted February 23, 2021 When I was a small Xaser, I had a weird nickname for the Spider Mastermind: I guess 'cause they had 4 legs and a table thing where the brain sat, they were a desk. I was a weird kid. Probably still am. 28 Share this post Link to post
DoomedFox Posted February 23, 2021 I called mancubus's "fat shot leading asshole(s)" and then I used to call revenants "bone boys" before a friend called them "irate boners" and kept the latter as a name. to think of it I call any monster who gets a lucky shot in a Ahole so ehhhh. 1 Share this post Link to post
Stupid Bunny Posted February 23, 2021 (edited) Imp = Mr. Brown goin' 2 town Former sergeant = Dick Cheney and his 8 million twin brothers Former human = hair do be lookin fresh doe Chaingunner = Plutonia guy Demon = chompsky honk Baron of Hell = Baron von Hellendorf Hell Knight = OC DO NOT STEAL Mancubus = ur mom lol Arachnotron = smol spood *uwu* Spider Mastermind = omg oh noes himb big spood! ÓwÒ Wolfenstein SS = Leibstandarte-SS Käntschutfürschit Pain Elemental = meatball of doom Cacodemon = tomato of doom Lost soul = skull of doom Revenant = boney boi Arch-vile = burney boi Cyberdemon = stompsky honk Icon of Sin = the greatest face in Koridai Edited February 23, 2021 by StupidBunny 3 Share this post Link to post
Dubbag Posted February 23, 2021 (edited) 1 minute ago, StupidBunny said: Former human = hair do be lookin fresh doe "It said it was a darker color on the dye box" 2 Share this post Link to post
KeaganDunn Posted February 23, 2021 Pronouncing Archviles how I did when I first played Doom: Ark - viles 1 Share this post Link to post
RonnieJamesDiner Posted February 23, 2021 3 hours ago, Dubbagdarrel said: Pain elemental= Malignant Tumor Spoiler 4 Share this post Link to post
silentzorah Posted February 23, 2021 Archviles = Ex-girlfriends Why, you ask? Because they keep bringing up dead shit from the past that I completely forgot about. 9 Share this post Link to post
Yandere_Doomer Posted February 23, 2021 Cacodemon = Big mouthed floaty thingie 2 Share this post Link to post
Solmyr Posted February 23, 2021 (edited) Imp = Horny Crackhead. Zombieman = Failson. Shotgunner = Bruce Willis. Chaingunner = Morpheus. Lost Soul = Vic Flaminghead. Pinky = Landshark. Spectre = Living White Noise. Cacodemon = Rotting Tomato. Pain Elemental = Cancerous Ballsack. Revenant = Raging Boner. Hell Knight = Bulldozer. Arachnotron = Expanding Brain Meme. Mancubus = Your Mom. Arch-Vile = Cancer. Baron of Hell = Roided Man Cow. Cyberdemon = Dildo Dispenser. Spider Mastermind = Redditor. SS = Smurf. Keen = Just Hanging Around. Icon of Sin = Michael Jackson. Spawn Cube = Rubik. 4 Share this post Link to post
Eric Claus Posted February 23, 2021 (edited) Imp = Camel Revenant = Agitated Skeleton Mancubus = Fatass Archvile = Flameboi Chaingunner = That Guy Shotgunner = That Other Guy 2 Share this post Link to post
pyborg Posted February 23, 2021 14 hours ago, Solmyr said: Chaingunner = Morpheus. Mr. Anderson, I found this terrible photoshop job in the matrix... Spoiler 5 Share this post Link to post
Tetzlaff Posted February 23, 2021 Zombiemen, Shotgun guys, Heavy weapon dudes = "bewaffnete Männer" / "menschliche Uniformträger" (armed men / people in uniform) Imps = "affenartige Monster" (ape-like monsters) Bundesprüfstelle für jugendgefährdende Schriften 1994 1 Share this post Link to post
Sotenga Posted February 23, 2021 Former Human = Dewitos Dudebro Former Sargeant = Beerbald Billhilly Former Commando = Oscar Miker Weiner Imp = Poop Shooters Pinky Demon = Mighty Bitey Spectre = Unsighty Bitey Lost Soul = Metal Band Mascot Cacodemon = Floaty Gloaty Hell Knight = Caramellion Hellion Baron of Hell = Strawberry Satan Mancubus = Fatfuck McGillicuddy Arachnotron = Babby Squishface Pain Elemental = Aerial Anuspile Revenant = Doot Boi, or RNG Abuser if I'm feeling salty Arch-Vile = Deacon Dicklick Spider Mastermind = Medulla Oblongatling Cyberdemon = Master Ammowaster (doesn't quite rhyme but I can't think of any better) Icon of Sin = Snark Wallberg 2 Share this post Link to post
DELUXE Posted February 24, 2021 Cyberdemon = Tyrant Spider Mastermind = Aranea Imperatrix wait 2 Share this post Link to post
roadworx Posted February 24, 2021 pain elementals = cocoa puffs cacodemons = cherry-flavored cocoa puffs 1 Share this post Link to post
Biodegradable Posted February 24, 2021 I've got some personal nicknames for a few of 'em. Cyberdemon: Big Horny Bastard Arachnotron: Brainiac Revenant: Boner Archvile: Anorexic Pyromaniac Cacodemon: Cacoboy Pain Elemental: Floating Turd Hell Knight/Baron: Grumpy Cow-Man Mancubus: Fatso Lost Soul: Mosquito Pinky Demon: Pink Idiot 1 Share this post Link to post
Simomarchi Posted February 24, 2021 That motherfucker = everything that kills me, even myself when I shoot a rocket in my face 3 Share this post Link to post
Alper002 Posted February 24, 2021 Here's some I came up with on the spot - Revenants are damage roll delivery boys, now with homing deliveries! - Lost souls are stone skulls. Especially if they have their vanilla health values. - Pain elementals are infinite sources of matter, and as a result, infinite sources of energy. - Chaingunners are S.S. Nazis if they were anywhere near as dangerous as in wolf3D. (Seriously go play Wolf3D you'll see what I mean) - The Cyberdemon is The Gigabruiser. (The only non-joke name on this list) 1 Share this post Link to post
1Destro3456 Posted February 24, 2021 (edited) Spider Mastermind: The person who's Rick and Morty was made for Cyberdemon: Anakin Skywalker Lost Soul: The guy that ate to much chili Chaingunner: Gun go pew pew real fast man Zombieman: Gun go real slow Shotgunner: Bald guy Edited February 24, 2021 by 1Destro3456 : Added the bad names for the three hitscanners 1 Share this post Link to post