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Doom Monster Nicknames

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3 minutes ago, Marisa Kirisame said:

Don't ask.

no asking necessaary

 

revenants are forever "boners" or "angry boners" because i'm a child. barons/knights are "beef".

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11 minutes ago, msx2plus said:

no asking necessaary

 

revenants are forever "boners" or "angry boners" because i'm a child. barons/knights are "beef".

 

Barons, Hell Knights, Imps and Pinky's are collectively meat

 

18 minutes ago, Marisa Kirisame said:

Imps are Hell Twinks.

 

Don't ask.

 

You have my curiosity

 

31 minutes ago, thiccyosh said:

I call the Pain Elemental 'Pain Emmentaler'.

 

Because cheese.

 

Hmmm... cheese...

 

2 hours ago, dbly said:

'Fatso' in the game files for the Mancubus


$ summon fatso

 

 

Yeah that's ID for you! 

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2 hours ago, msx2plus said:

barons/knights are "beef".

 

Everytime I look at a Baron I always think 'wonder why barons look like ham' and now I'm imagining biting a Baron, and finding out he's made of ham.

 

Or perhaps I'm just a fatso.

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2 minutes ago, Doomkid said:

Calling demons "pigs" is a time honored tradition

Just thought about making a map called "March of the Pigs"

 

Its just hordes of demons.

 

Spoiler

Yes it its a NIN reference 

 

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18 minutes ago, Theperson said:

Just thought about making a map called "March of the Pigs"

 

Its just hordes of demons.

 

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Yes it its a NIN reference 

 

 

War Pigs! (Black Sabbath)

20 minutes ago, Doomkid said:

Calling demons "pigs" is a time honored tradition

 

Pinky's, dammit

 

21 minutes ago, Faceman2000 said:

Barons and Knights are occasionally “goat cheese boi”

 

And Revenants are all “Henry.”

 

Henry? How so?

 

32 minutes ago, thiccyosh said:

 

Everytime I look at a Baron I always think 'wonder why barons look like ham' and now I'm imagining biting a Baron, and finding out he's made of ham.

 

Or perhaps I'm just a fatso.

 

Ham is a red meat

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Caco is Latin for shit

The cacodemon has a clearly modelled asshole

I'll leave the rest up to you

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some post doom 2 enemies for flavor :)

 

Doom 3:

There are some obvious ones here (calling Trites 'spiders', Cherubs 'babies', etc) but some others i have that are kind of novel. For some reason I always called the Maggots "Bowling Pins"....no idea why. The Wraiths, although "Teleport-y Dudes" would have sufficed, are known as "Bats" to me, for hopefully obvious reasons.

 

Doom 2016: Hellrazers are vaguely called "Laserers", which shouldn't be groundbreaking. I called Summoners 'Archviles' for a time but eventually settled on "Archementals"

 

Doom Eternal: This is a weird one. I have always, always called the Gargoyles "Jersey Devils". I honestly don't know why but as soon as I started doing it I can't get it out of my head.

 

post submission edit: how could i forget the Doom 3 Commandos: Stretch Armstrongs !!!

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That one particular arch-vile in Monster Condo. People call him "Barney".

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19 minutes ago, antares031 said:

That one particular arch-vile in Monster Condo. People call him "Barney".

 

Barney is a legend! Speedruns are made or ruined at Barney's whims

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13 hours ago, thiccyosh said:

I call the Pain Elemental 'Pain Emmentaler'. 

 

Because cheese.

I used to call it "pain à l'emmental" ("bread with emmentaler"). Of course the pun only half-works, the pronunciation of "pain" (French word for bread) being completely different from that of the English word "pain".

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I've managed to nickname all of them over the past year thanks to my reactions to them during my playthroughs:

 

Mancubus: Fatso

 

Arachnotron: Brainiac

 

Cyberdemon: Mr Stompy / Big Horny Bastard 

 

Imp: Spikey Twat

 

Zombieman: Punk

 

Pinky: Big Pink Idiot

 

Revenant: Boner / Spindles / Mr Spooky Bones

 

Hell Knight: Grumpy Choc-Mint Cowman

 

Baron of Hell: Tedious Asshole / Red Fuckwit

 

Spider Demon: Mama Spider

 

Cacodemon: Cacoboy!

 

Pain Elemental: That flying fucking turd / Yuck!

 

Archvile: Archie / Flamelad

 

Shotgunner & Chaingunner: Fucking bald prick

 

Lost Soul: Annoying little shit

 

 

Edited by Biodegradable

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