Cat shoots boy

http://www.local6.com/orlpn/news/stories/news-212385520030419-080402.html

I knew it, damn cat conspiracy.

"And now we go to a real life Itchy and Scratchy where a rat attacked and killed a small cat!"

try the cat for murder! or attempted murder.. or whatever. but lock it up before it shoots someone else!

Oh joy. Now someone's going to blame Doom for this.

I wonder if this will be on "When Animals Attack".

Well, that kid was struttin' around like he owned the place! He was asking for it! That'll learn 'im.

Suddenly I don't feel as dangerous anymore...

I bet it was uglycat!

Disorder said:

I bet it was uglycat!

Well wouldn't you try to shoot someone if your owner had just tried to give you an enema?

It wasn't me!!! ;-P

Those silly cats.

note to self: DONT get a cat!

man i knew cats were evil, but no one listened. now its too late. we are doomed

Haha, serves the little bastard right!

Let this be a lesson to all of us:

Firearms have a safety mechanism to avoid accidental triggering FOR A REASON! Use it!!!

Little Faith said:

Let this be a lesson to all of us:

Firearms have a safety mechanism to avoid accidental triggering FOR A REASON! Use it!!!

If it was indeed an accident...

I bet it's one of those cats with thumbs! O_o

HWGuy said:

Oh joy. Now someone's going to blame Doom for this.

ITS A DISGRACE!!! IT SHOULD BE BANNED AT ONCE!

Will somebody plz think of teh children?