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"Barbershop" Doom II

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I started making a weapon conversion, a week or two ago, which replaces every weapon with an item from a barbershop. There are new sounds, and the graphics are kind of cartoony-looking, and I started it for fun. However, I want to know how many people think that this is a good idea, and if I get any requests for screen shots, I will post some.
Fist=Fist
Chainsaw=E. Razor
Pistol=Shaving Cream Can
Shotgun=Squirt Bottle
Super-Shotgun=Two Squirt Bottles
Chaingun=Shaving Cream Can With Lighter In Front
Rocket Launcher=Hair Dryer
Plasma Gun=[EDIT 4/25/03]Talcum Powder[/EDIT]
BFG9000=*[EDIT 5/17/03]Wig with talcum powder[/EDIT]

[EDIT 4/22/03]Click here to veiw my screenshot page! Check back for possible updates. (Shots in jDoom, unless otherwise stated)[/EDIT]
[EDIT 5/17/03]Uploaded to /newstuff.[/EDIT]

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Plasma Gun=A red and white striped pole that rotates and fires red plasma out of it when you press the trigger.

BFG9000=A vacuum cleaner that spits out hairs, etc. in one big go.

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Well, to expand on the idea a bit, it doesn't actually have to be a modern barber, does it? Back in the early medieval times, barbers also performed surgery (or what would pass as surgery in those days).

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Man, I feel like I'm back in 1995 when people would make weird crap like this just because they felt like it.

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Linguica said:

Man, I feel like I'm back in 1995 when people would make weird crap like this just because they felt like it.


Ah, to be in 1995.

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I wanna be able to piss on people postal style. Err, you could make it so it was acid piss and the barber uses it to cauterise wounds inflicted by his bad barbering.

Uh... yeah, that's how it fits in with the mod.

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OMG GUYS! I'VE GOT A BETTER MOD!

SECRATARY DOOM

Fist=paperclip
Chainsaw=bent paperclip
Pistol=stapler
Shotgun=Mega-stapler
Super Shotgun=Dual Mega-staplers
Chaingun=Papershredder on "spew"
Rocket Launcher=Important Folder
Plasma Rifle=Ultra-mega-super Stapler
BFG 9000=Filing Cabinet!

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BBG said:

OMG GUYS! I'VE GOT A BETTER MOD!

SECRATARY DOOM

Fist=paperclip
Chainsaw=bent paperclip
Pistol=stapler
Shotgun=Mega-stapler
Super Shotgun=Dual Mega-staplers
Chaingun=Papershredder on "spew"
Rocket Launcher=Important Folder
Plasma Rifle=Ultra-mega-super Stapler
BFG 9000=Filing Cabinet!

no, now go away

or do it by yourself

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sargebaldy said:

or do it by yourself


Pfft, I'd have better sense than do to a mod like that. Heh.

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This is as equally dull as comparing with the supermarket level of tlsdm.wad

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BBG said:

SECRATARY DOOM

I suspect that you have never worked in an office. The most feared weapon is of course the yellow post-it note (so the BFG would spray them in all directions).

For variety (and for more realistic projectile weapons) you could also have a staplegun and the elastic band (as used in lacky band fights in offices around the world). Or soggies, but that's going a bit downmarket.

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BBG said:

OMG GUYS! I'VE GOT A BETTER MOD!

SECRATARY DOOM

Office Space (tm) Doom

"Could...I maybe...have my stapler? You have my stapler."

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Saddam Hussein Doom. You have to dodge the blatant lies of the information minister, as they are more powerful than the equivalent to the BFG.

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Grazza said:

"Comical Ali" would indeed be a cool BFG replacement.

Sounds like we've got black gold on our hands. And when I say black, I mean petroleum.

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Imp said:

OMG SCOOBY DOO DOOM !!

Actually in the Simpsons Doom, Shaggy replaced the nazis and the wolfenstein walls had portraits of the scoobydoo crew.

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I have the greatest urge to put up a link to penis.wad, but I'd get losered or something.

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