kain Posted May 9, 2003 well, i am prone to them, and today i said fuckit, and told doc to remove the whole damn thing. the whole fucking nail. now i am sitting here with a hurtin foot, and tomarrow i have to take my drivers test. but hey, i never broke a single bone in my life. heh. 0 Share this post Link to post
Epyo Posted May 9, 2003 Heh, I had one once. Then I tried to perform surgery on it, and failed. Then stuff happened, and I went to the doctor. 0 Share this post Link to post
Fletcher` Posted May 9, 2003 I'd rather literally break a leg than to have my claws removed. 0 Share this post Link to post
Amaster Posted May 10, 2003 Meh, I had one once. I went to the doctor eventually to have it removed. For some reason the anesthesia (sp?) wouldnt work on me. He pumped me to the legal limit, and still no effect. So he had to continue anyway. That was uh... mighty painful. 0 Share this post Link to post
Hobo Posted May 10, 2003 the_Danarchist said:The rug always cares. and the curtains. 0 Share this post Link to post
Draconio Posted May 10, 2003 I never had an ingrown toenail, but I once stubbed one of my toes while barefoot, and the toenail fractured down the middle. That toenail's never grown in right ever since. 0 Share this post Link to post
Dark Fox Posted May 10, 2003 I had two,soak them in hot water with medical salt then very carefully dig around with a knife.. 0 Share this post Link to post
Johnatone Posted May 10, 2003 i don't know whether to be happy or sad that nothing like this has ever happened to me. i also don't know wheter to laugh or not at your misfortunes. although one doctor, when i was 6, wanted to put me under anesthesia (sp?) to pull this giant ass splinter out. 0 Share this post Link to post
NailGunner Posted May 10, 2003 I once knew a guy who tried to perform "home surgery" on his big toe to rid himself of an ingrown. I have no idea what the hell he used to do it, but a month later he had to get it amputated to to a nasty infection. Sucks. Doesn't really affect him much, though. 0 Share this post Link to post
Amaster Posted May 10, 2003 monochrome said:although one doctor, when i was 6, wanted to put me under anesthesia (sp?) to pull this giant ass splinter out. WTF? How big was this splinter? And where was it? 0 Share this post Link to post
DooMBoy Posted May 10, 2003 SlowMotionHobo said:and the curtains. But not me. 0 Share this post Link to post
zark Posted May 10, 2003 Jonathan said:image All that image needs is an inner bevel effect on the font. 0 Share this post Link to post
Tobester Posted May 10, 2003 Yeah, I've got an ingrown toenail, from biting my toenails too much I had a 1/2 inch metal splinter removed last week hurt like a bitch 0 Share this post Link to post
Ubik Posted May 10, 2003 SlowMotionHobo said:and the curtains. And the electrical outlets! 0 Share this post Link to post
Disorder Posted May 10, 2003 Stop scaring me, I've got a seriously fucked up fingernail but I'm afraid to go see a doctor. I'm afraid the anasthetics might not work. 0 Share this post Link to post
kain Posted May 10, 2003 nah, if it hurts, he will pump in some more. now they got good shit, but it will only hurt when the anethstetic wears off. not from the actual sergury. dont worry, i had more than 10 ingrown toenails, and it doesnt hurt that bad. i fuck the shit up my fuckin with my nails. the doc said i needed to get cheacked for a bone infection, i was like WTF??? he said that that would be unlikely. but yeah, now i just have skin where the nail was. o, and i passed my drivers test!! w00t for me!!! 0 Share this post Link to post
Goat Posted May 10, 2003 what i meant was it cant be ingrown, i wouldnt really describe hoof as nail anyways 0 Share this post Link to post
Fletcher` Posted May 10, 2003 I would; they are both made of the same stuff, and are both used for [roughly] the same purposes. 0 Share this post Link to post
insertwackynamehere Posted May 10, 2003 I once had something that was thought to be an ingrown toenail. It was just a bunch of pus, and crap. The doctor sprayed me with some cold anethesia(?) and sucked it out with sryinge(??). He also used some anti-bac towletes(???) to cleen(????)(heh) it. 0 Share this post Link to post
Epyo Posted May 11, 2003 Ubik said:And the electrical outlets! don't forget the gigantically huge words! 0 Share this post Link to post
Amaster Posted May 11, 2003 kain said:he will pump in some more. now they got good shit,Like I said before, I was pumped to the legal limit, with no effect. This was only 3 or 4 years ago, so the anasthaesia (sp) couldnt have really been that "low-tech". I guess some people are just resistant to it. 0 Share this post Link to post
Fletcher` Posted May 11, 2003 Jonathan said:http://privatewww.essex.ac.uk/~jerimm/images/funnypost.jpg Yes. ;P 0 Share this post Link to post
mmnpsrsoskl Posted May 11, 2003 Had to get a 1 inch shard of glass taken out of my left heel on Wednesday just gone. Don't know how the fuck it got in there, only started causing me pain about 2 months ago...very weird...probably got in there one night I went out and got too drunk...>:) Problem is there are no entry scars on my foot at all :S 0 Share this post Link to post
kain Posted May 11, 2003 the owerst part is having to take the damn gauz pads off the damn wound after they stick to it. ouchies. 0 Share this post Link to post
Sharessa Posted May 11, 2003 Damnit. How come whenever I say something funny, people have to come along and run over it until it's less funny than a sack of some kind of Norwegian yam. 0 Share this post Link to post