Ubik Posted May 11, 2003 http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=584&ncid=584&e=5&u=/nm/20030508/pl_nm/iraq_nobel_dc Kurt Vonnegut must be preemptively rolling in his grave right now. He couldn't come up with anything more brilliantly satirical and ironic than that. 0 Share this post Link to post
Lord FlatHead Posted May 11, 2003 Old news. However, that is still the most crazy fucked up batshit insane thing I've ever heard. Good thing they have no chance in hell of actually winning the prize, but nevertheless the guy that proposed this should be sentenced to fifteen years of solitary masturbation for crimes against common sense. Or something. FUCK. 0 Share this post Link to post
Disorder Posted May 11, 2003 Oh well, Yassar Arafat won that prize too. 0 Share this post Link to post
Job Posted May 11, 2003 Well, that does it for me. I'm nominating Emperor Hirohito and Joseph Stalin. ...before we know it, King Re0L will have won it too. "WTFOMG! I won the Nobel Peace Prize!" "Big deal. I've got three of 'em at home." "I've got so many, I've used one plaque to hold up the corner of my couch." Bush: "Yeeehaw! I use them for skeet-shootin'!" Blair: "My country and myself with assist you warm-heartedly with your skeet-shooting." 0 Share this post Link to post
Sharessa Posted May 11, 2003 Disorder said:Oh well, Yassar Arafat won that prize too. For trying to make peace with Israel. He deserved it. 0 Share this post Link to post
Captain Red Posted May 11, 2003 There are so many things wrong with that I...I... Ĕ»¦MOOSE»¥Øa¨ØKHAM¾w¡©onää÷ ///BRAIN FAIL... 0 Share this post Link to post
Disorder Posted May 11, 2003 the_Danarchist said:For trying to make peace with Israel. He deserved it. Back then, yes. But now.. 0 Share this post Link to post
Ubik Posted May 12, 2003 the_Danarchist said:For trying to make peace with Israel. He deserved it. If Sharon gets nominated for a Peace Prize I'm going to die laughing. :( 0 Share this post Link to post
Grazza Posted May 12, 2003 Why not Bush and Blair? I think they deserve it more than someone who just sits around and repeatedly says "I think there should be a diplomatic/negotiated settlement" when it is patently obvious that none is possible. 0 Share this post Link to post
Sharessa Posted May 12, 2003 Grazza said:Why not Bush and Blair? I think they deserve it more than someone who just sits around and repeatedly says "I think there should be a diplomatic/negotiated settlement" when it is patently obvious that none is possible. So you think people should declare wars to get a peace prize? Nice. 0 Share this post Link to post
Ubik Posted May 12, 2003 Grazza said:Why not Bush and Blair? I think they deserve it more than someone who just sits around and repeatedly says "I think there should be a diplomatic/negotiated settlement" when it is patently obvious that none is possible. 0 Share this post Link to post
Arno Posted May 12, 2003 That website said:'Sometimes it's necessary to use a small and effective war to prevent a much more dangerous war in the future,' Jan Simonsen, a right-wing independent in Norway's parliament, told Reuters Apparently this guy has a working time machine in his basement. 0 Share this post Link to post