Mother's day

What are you guys doing for your mothers?
Timezone's different here, so I'm cooking mine breakfast right now.


(apologies if this thread's already been done)

Online order flowers; the lazy man's gift.

Hey, it's better than the past two years of excuses...

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Pretend I didn't see this thread.

Wake her up on time for work and tell her to make me a bunch of money.

Still contemplating this one...I'm in quite a pickle here...Quite a pickle indeed.

Oh...um...

/me hides

Give her a phone call. Uhh no wait, too lazy.

I was going to buy her a new CD deck for her car. But, she was against the idea. So I got her some figurines called "Mary's Moo-Moo's". Other than that, not much. Spend tomorrow working on homework.

$25 gift certificate at Media Play.

Probably gonna visit her grave.

I got my mom a humorous card a week early.

I found out a friend of mine just passed away. Mother of three, grandmother of I don't know how many, and she used to teach fifth grade, so that makes her a mother-figure for Lord knows how many kids. It's gonna be a rough Mother's Day for that bunch.

I'm buying my mother one of those three person swings with the canopy, have a hell of a time putting it together.

I'm gonna play Doom today, I hope that will make her happy.

I am ashamed to say it, but nothing so far. I completely forgot today was Mother's Day, honest!

Well, I cleaned the whole house, so far, thats a start. :D

My dad got her a new swanky coffee machine, and I pitched in $25.

Lord FlatHead said:

My dad got her a new swanky coffee machine, and I pitched in $25.

It must be pretty damn swanky if a pitch-in consists of $25!

My mom is taking me to Outback Steakhouse for Mother's Day. How twisted is that?

EllipsusD said:

Probably gonna visit her grave.

You win the Awkward Silence Award of the day!

Oh, and I gave her a call, and will probably get something for her before I go home for a few days this week.