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Doominati Recruitment Form

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Do you have aspirations to Take Over The World?

Do you have delusions of grandeur?

Would you like to accomplish your goals with an organization dedicated to providing services for individuals just like you, including but not limited to dental coverage?

If so, the Doominati might be for you!

Sign up today!

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According to my creative writing professor, I may have asperations to take over the world. It's been a theme in my writting I've never noticed. And I always have delusions of granduer. But, I've already got dental coverage.

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Epyo said:

So, uh, what is it?

Unfortunately nobody can be told what the Doominati is, you can only be shown.

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I just read it, I think I missed a joke somewhere. Plus there's only 14 questions. And how's this guy a "newbie" with only 1 post? Shouldn't he be "Registered just to make one post"?

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i don't know what this is exactly but i'm joining. i just need help with #13: who hates me? probably pritch since i tried taking nanami but somebody needs to say so!

EDIT: wait, is this a joke?

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Dude, it's not like you're the first person to say "DoomWorld sux, so I'll make my own site and everyone will bow down to me! LOLOlolol!!!!11"

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the application form seems to be particularly friendly towards RLE compression

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Is this a parody on the Illuminati/Bilderberg/Secret Government stuff? If so, here I come!

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Does joining conflict with my possible initiation into The Cult of Mewse? (I havent gone through the spanking machine yet.)

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TeamKill said:
Actually, I think I'll pass and go join the secret organization of Across.

"Hail Il Palazzo-sama!"

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Dest-X said:

aaaa-cuuuuu-rooooo-suuuuu

"A - E - I - O - U"

/obscure

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the_Danarchist said:

I'm already part of a secret society of Doomers.

Suckers!

heh, me too :P

Heh this is a weird thread. I don't hate anyone (except maybe Wavelength) here btw and I hope no one hates me :\

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Linguica said:

Dunno, does anybody hate me?


I don't. I don't hate anyone. I don't even know you guys. But it doesn't stop me from shooting my mouth off once in a while ;P

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Okay I couldn't help it. Let's give this application a shot:



1. Do you enjoy playing Doom?

Oh, yes.

2. No, really, be honest.

I'm always honest.

3. When did you start visiting the Doom community?

I started becoming more active just a year or so ago.

4. What is your opinion of Quasar? (feel free to be insulting as possible, a thesaurus will be provided if requested)

Um, he's been nothing but nice everytime I'm there. I wish I could program like that

5. How about #zdoom in general?

Nice place. I've seen worse.

6. What special qualifications can you bring to our elite underground organization?

Pfft, you wish.

7. Do you "know" any "people" who might bring us into more
behind-the-scenes information?


Like what exactly, since this is clearly not about Doom but about what kind of problem your group may have with members of the community.

8. What aspect of the Doom community do you have the ability to control?

Anything I personally do in that community.

9. To prove your loyalty to our cause, please provide us with a piece of top-secret information not known to the general public.

If it's top secret why the fuck would I know it?

10. Do you prefer anarchy or fascism? Please explain.

Anarchy, but I won't explain.

11. Have you ever purposely broken software, or destroyed someone's credibility, or done some other malevolent online act just because you could? IF YES OBVIOUSLY EXPLAIN WHAT AND WHY, FAGGOT.

Why would I do anything like that? Perhaps YOU should explain it to me, faggot.

12. Who in the Doom community do you hate most?

I try not to hate anyone, but if I had to pick someone it'd be doomedout, but he hates me first ;)

13. Who in the Doom community hates you the most? (If no one hates you, please stop now, because you are obviously not important enough to join us.)

I hope no one hates me. So I will stop. And your group sucks.

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Yeah, I guess I'm not elite enough, but if being elite translates to being a dickface then I guess I'm alright.

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1. Do you enjoy playing Doom?

I did at one time.

2. No, really, be honest.

I also think you're a dweeb.

3. When did you start visiting the Doom community?

Before you were born.

4. What is your opinion of Quasar? (feel free to be insulting as possible, a thesaurus will be provided if requested)

The guy's a putz ;) But seriously, Quasar is a good guy afaik. Only a moron would want to insult him.

5. How about #zdoom in general?

IRC in general is gay.

6. What special qualifications can you bring to our elite underground organization?

Yeah like you're gonna let me join considering the answers I've given so far.

7. Do you "know" any "people" who might bring us into more
behind-the-scenes information?


I "know" lots of "people". A few of them in the biblical sense.

8. What aspect of the Doom community do you have the ability to control?

The Doom community is beyond control. You don't know much do you?

9. To prove your loyalty to our cause, please provide us with a piece of top-secret information not known to the general public.

You have a small dick. Ooops. I don't think you wanted that revealed. Too late now.

10. Do you prefer anarchy or fascism? Please explain.

Fascism is always fun.

11. Have you ever purposely broken software, or destroyed someone's credibility, or done some other malevolent online act just because you could? IF YES OBVIOUSLY EXPLAIN WHAT AND WHY, FAGGOT.

No. It sounds like fun though. I may give it a whirl. I'll get back to you.

12. Who in the Doom community do you hate most?

You.

13. Who in the Doom community hates you the most? (If no one hates you, please stop now, because you are obviously not important enough to join us.)

You by the time you get to this question.

14. Lastly, why do you want to join the Doominati?

Bahahahhhahahahahahah

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