Alboroto Posted June 17, 2003 I've been reading some threads about Doom movie and came out with the stupid idea of a cast. Name an actor for every monster and character in doom. 0 Share this post Link to post
EllipsusD Posted June 17, 2003 Anna Nicole Smith as the Mancubus. (1000th post, btw... though it's taken nearly 3 years to get there) 0 Share this post Link to post
Alboroto Posted June 17, 2003 EllipsusD said:Anna Nicole Smith as the Mancubus. (1000th post, btw... though it's taken nearly 3 years to get there) You are right dude... 0 Share this post Link to post
dsm Posted June 17, 2003 Ugh, not again. Do you realize how much we've discussed this topic before? No, I'm not talking about a Doom movie in general - I am talking about the specific topic about a possible cast, at least for the doomguy. BBG as the doomguy and Ling as "Mr. That-is-not-for-YOU-to-worry-about" :-P 0 Share this post Link to post
Alboroto Posted June 17, 2003 George Bush as the former human (slow and dumb) 0 Share this post Link to post
gatewatcher Posted June 17, 2003 That R. Lee Ermy guy has to be in it, somehow. 0 Share this post Link to post
Johnatone Posted June 18, 2003 john romero as the head. i think we should throw cheech and chong in there for good measure. comic relief. 0 Share this post Link to post
Goat Posted June 18, 2003 gatewatcher said:That R. Lee Ermy guy has to be in it, somehow. Former Human Sergeant. Heh, is this typecasting? 0 Share this post Link to post
Job Posted June 18, 2003 The cast from Aliens. Either that or Bruce Campbell = Doomguy 0 Share this post Link to post
Goat Posted June 18, 2003 Job said:Bruce Campbell = Doomguy that suonds like a surprisingly good idea imo 0 Share this post Link to post
jute Posted June 18, 2003 as long as the soundtrack is all marty robbins, i'll be happy. 0 Share this post Link to post
Job Posted June 18, 2003 fraggle said:Neve Campbell as the imp Accordingly, the impse shall be sweet. 0 Share this post Link to post
Amaster Posted June 18, 2003 pregnant with worms said:as long as the soundtrack is all marty robbins, i'll be happy. Pffft. Jimmy Buffet all the way. Shaquille Oneil as the Arch-vile. 0 Share this post Link to post
Johnatone Posted June 18, 2003 Assmaster said:Pffft. Jimmy Buffet all the way. Shaquille Oneil as the Arch-vile. no, michael jordan as the arch-vile. after all, he's burnt out. okay, that was dumb. forget i said it. 0 Share this post Link to post
EllipsusD Posted June 18, 2003 SmellyOgre said: Mr.T as the Cyberdemon!!! Which is even funnier because he's short. Come to think of it, if Marshall Applewhite were still alive, he would make a great Lost Soul. 0 Share this post Link to post
Amaster Posted June 18, 2003 Callista Flockheart as the lost soul. Just look at that freakin' head of her's! 0 Share this post Link to post
BlueSonnet Posted June 18, 2003 Johny Vegas as the mancubus Vin Diesel as the cybie Anne Robinson as the archvile Nell McAndrew as the cacodemon (die bitch) Just random shit really. 0 Share this post Link to post
SmellyOgre Posted June 19, 2003 Carrot top's head would make a great lost soul!!! 0 Share this post Link to post
Johnatone Posted June 19, 2003 i think we should drop the whole issue. the only way it'll be good is if quentin tarantino writes and directs it and selects the cast himself. the doomguy is the reservoir dog 0 Share this post Link to post
EllipsusD Posted June 19, 2003 monochrome said: i think we should drop the whole issue. the only way it'll be good is if quentin tarantino writes and directs it and selects the cast himself. Who said anything about it being good? This is all in jest, ya know. 0 Share this post Link to post
Disorder Posted June 19, 2003 Condoleeza Rice as everybody's favorite fuckslut. 0 Share this post Link to post
Fredrik Posted June 19, 2003 Alboroto said:George Bush as the former human (slow and dumb) The former humans aren't as thoroughly evil though. 0 Share this post Link to post
dsm Posted June 19, 2003 Hm, this thread is really getting worse by the hour if you ask me - plus, it's an oooooooold topic. 0 Share this post Link to post