Doom Movie Cast

I've been reading some threads about Doom movie and came out with the stupid idea of a cast.

Name an actor for every monster and character in doom.

Anna Nicole Smith as the Mancubus.

(1000th post, btw... though it's taken nearly 3 years to get there)

George Burns as the Revenant.

EllipsusD said:

Anna Nicole Smith as the Mancubus.

(1000th post, btw... though it's taken nearly 3 years to get there)

You are right dude...

Ugh, not again.
Do you realize how much we've discussed this topic before? No, I'm not talking about a Doom movie in general - I am talking about the specific topic about a possible cast, at least for the doomguy.

BBG as the doomguy and Ling as "Mr. That-is-not-for-YOU-to-worry-about" :-P

George Bush as the former human (slow and dumb)

That R. Lee Ermy guy has to be in it, somehow.

Fred Savage as Doomguy.

john romero as the head.

i think we should throw cheech and chong in there for good measure. comic relief.

gatewatcher said:

That R. Lee Ermy guy has to be in it, somehow.

Former Human Sergeant. Heh, is this typecasting?

Ving Rhames as the Former Human Commando.

The cast from Aliens. Either that or Bruce Campbell = Doomguy

Job said:

Bruce Campbell = Doomguy

that suonds like a surprisingly good idea imo

as long as the soundtrack is all marty robbins, i'll be happy.

Neve Campbell as the imp

fraggle said:

Neve Campbell as the imp

Accordingly, the impse shall be sweet.

pregnant with worms said:

as long as the soundtrack is all marty robbins, i'll be happy.

Pffft. Jimmy Buffet all the way.

Shaquille Oneil as the Arch-vile.

Assmaster said:

Pffft. Jimmy Buffet all the way.

Shaquille Oneil as the Arch-vile.

no, michael jordan as the arch-vile. after all, he's burnt out.

okay, that was dumb. forget i said it.

Mr.T as the Cyberdemon!!!

SmellyOgre said:
Mr.T as the Cyberdemon!!!

Which is even funnier because he's short.

Come to think of it, if Marshall Applewhite were still alive, he would make a great Lost Soul.

Callista Flockheart as the lost soul. Just look at that freakin' head of her's!

Johny Vegas as the mancubus
Vin Diesel as the cybie
Anne Robinson as the archvile
Nell McAndrew as the cacodemon (die bitch)

Just random shit really.

Gary Coleman as the imp.

Carrot top's head would make a great lost soul!!!

i think we should drop the whole issue. the only way it'll be good is if quentin tarantino writes and directs it and selects the cast himself.

the doomguy is the reservoir dog

monochrome said:
i think we should drop the whole issue. the only way it'll be good is if quentin tarantino writes and directs it and selects the cast himself.

Who said anything about it being good? This is all in jest, ya know.

Pants, as Doomguy's pants.

Condoleeza Rice as everybody's favorite fuckslut.

Alboroto said:

George Bush as the former human (slow and dumb)

The former humans aren't as thoroughly evil though.

Hm, this thread is really getting worse by the hour if you ask me - plus, it's an oooooooold topic.