Doom Haikus

I don't know if this is the right forum, but I decided to make a thread where everyone writes Doom haikus. Here's mine:

Armed with a pistol
You're feeling vulnerable
You need a shotgun

or

You're in a courtyard
There's some slime in the center
There's also armor

Now you try!

Mr.Garrison's words of wisdom:
Today children we are going to learn about Japenese poems called haikus. A haiku is just like a normal American poem except that it doesn't rhyme and it's totally stupid.

Here we go again.

I thought true haiku had to have something remotely to do with nature.

Bunny hops in grass
The big demons come for him
They rip his head off

There we go, the Doom ending in haiku.

Doomworld wrote haikus
The thread lasted forever
Here we go again

:P

Traditionally a haiku has 5-7-5 sound syllables.
So

Ava perne oi
grata verdior so uk
nada kwada ta

Is an example of that form.
Mostly it speaks about a moment of satori aka enlightenment.
Roughly translated from nonsense this haiku says without light no darkness.

Compose a Doom song :p

not DOOM, but some Quake classics, IMHO:

Q3dm17:
Rockets shower from the yellow armor
Railman zooms in
lone warrior strafes towards bullets
quad_factor prevails.

Bouncing back in rapid flight
scorpion sting nips my side
but just who can say
what is the wrong place for me to be

Panic flowing strong,
We retreat firing blindly.
Lava greets us both.

Dancing shotgun guy
Don't you see that I'm glowing?
Quad rocket for you

Fog settles slowly
distant bullets ricochet
unused quad runs out
q3dm14 sucks ass.

*cough*

i couldnt kill him
Cyb was too hard, i got mad
and i broke my comp

Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom
Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom
Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom

...Thank you. This has been yet another senseless post by a bored, bored person.

A pretty vein attempt from moi

It starts with a grab, then a tug.
The demons have you; their icy grip ready to kill.
You're off to hell.

The dw mod was ready.
This thread was too weird and stupid.
So he posthelled it.

Why the hell are all
americans so obsessed
with haiku poems?

Is it because it's
the only tradition from
non-US they know?

Please moderator.
PH this stupid thread now.
Because it do suck.

Sometimes people moan
When a thread gets sent to hell
I wish they'd shut up.

Orange, Yellow, F
P! Props to all logged in trolls!
This haiku suxors

And so does this thread
P H the thread already
Oh wait, it is mine


;-)

Idiots like me
Keep it's fires burning brightly
Post Hell is my home

My BFG is destroyed
I ran out of shotgun ammo
Who needs weapons anyway?

Nice haiku. You're only a few thousand syllables out

Sorry Cacodemon,
Ran out of plasma,
I'll haiku you instead!

i ve got a better idea for you...try another wizbang new oriental tradition....it is fun....its called harikiri

The torrid affair
of Carmack and Romero
It made me horny

or how about...

Taylor writes of imps
He posts it on the forums
Doomers start to spank

-Clears throat- Ahem..

I see a demon
I will blow him straight to hell
Oh crap, no more shells..

Jumping and running
Down hallways and through green goop
Could use a breather

Demon with no head
Its in a million pieces
All over the wall

Die, you demon, DIE!
Just Freaking Die you Moron!
Ok.. hes dead now

Doom is a gun game
Some haikus don't make much sense
Even if they do!