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Sephiroth

games that totally suck ass

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what games do u think should have never even been created?
here is my list

dance dance revolution

all those brittney spears and olsen twin's games

hardcore scooter games

the sims

dangerous vaults (worst game ever, even for freeware noobs)

any furry porno related game

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I have to agree with the hard core scooter thing, although I must admit I've never heard of any furry porno games. I think your nuts. In any case, yes, Olsen twin games are the scourge(sp?) or console systems.

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DOOM!!!1!! OMFROFLMAODROOLSPANKITYSARS!!


...'Lucky Luke' for the PSX and any Tiny Toons (tm) franchise game.

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Oh, and Navy Seals. It's not so much that the game itself is bad as that it's a very shallow plot, and not very well done for what it could have been.

Edit: I just played it again to make sure it still sucked. There is one good thing I can say about it, which is that it's didn't give me Tuberculosis or get me pregnant. But I may have gotten cancer while playing it.

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Most, if not all, Dragonball Z games.

*EDIT* SomethingAwful might have a thing or two to say on this topic.

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Sephiroth said:

any furry porno related game


have they even been created?

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maaaaaaaan... i like ddr.

bad games:

the hundred or so porn mahjong games in mame...

...most of the tables made with visual pinball...

...and the hunting games by sammy.

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well these are more just excessively overrated games than straight-up crappy:

unreal 2
diablo 2
warcraft 3
counterstrike (yeah yeah, mod, whatever)

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Grogglogobofink said:

well these are more just excessively overrated games than straight-up crappy:

unreal 2


wtf. Unreal 2 is in no way overrated.

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Sephiroth said:

dance dance revolution

That one I'd highly disagree with you on, as I happen to love that game. It usually gives me quite a thrill to pass a song on a hard difficulty, like Era or Healing Vision. It's the only excercise I get anymore, heh. And besides that, I like the music. But, that's all my opinion.

I do think that ET should never have been made. Also Princess Maker.

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The Sims and it's several hundred or so add-on packs

Plumbers Don't Wear Ties (you know how Interactive Movies are the worst genre of PC game ever invented? Plumbers Don't Wear Ties is the worst Interactive movie)

Counter-Strike (although it would be a lot better if it wasn't for the "31337 h4ck3r", typically 13-year old CS community)

Daikatana

Those Deer Hunter games

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Counter-Strike (the community sucks, added with countless hacks)
Burnout (cannot stand the arcade feel)
Command and Conquer Generals (played for 15 minutes, just a prettier Red Alert 2)

These are the only ones that come to mind.

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The Sims pisses me off, because it's passed off as an appropriatre thinking game, when I find it no more apropriate than Vice City.

Vice City: Beat up people, rape people, almost nudity, suggestive themes, etc.

The Sims: Beat up people, rape people, almost nudity, suggestive themes, etc.

If you don't beleive me, you can go up to people and punch them, in the Sims, you can kiss people, when they tell you to stop, you can pull bathtubs away, while people are in them, revealing their nude bodies, without pixelation (Yes it's true. I've done it before), and people hottub together and sleep together. Also some of those outfits, are pretty revealing. "T for Teen" my fuckin' ass. Even though I don't beleive in ratings, I think that if there are ratings they should be done right.

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Sephiroth said:

what games do u think should have never even been created?
here is my list

dance dance revolution

all those brittney spears and olsen twin's games

hardcore scooter games

the sims

dangerous vaults (worst game ever, even for freeware noobs)

any furry porno related game


all that plus those first person Paintball games (and their numerous sequals) I hear so much about...c'mon, is there really THAT much demand for paintball games?...its called "go out and play it in real friggin life!"

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Rubilacxe said:

all that plus those first person Paintball games (and their numerous sequals) I hear so much about...c'mon, is there really THAT much demand for paintball games?...its called "go out and play it in real friggin life!"

Yeah, but the same could be said of almost any sports game too.

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3rd suckiest: Games based on movies
2nd suckiest: Games based on TV shows (except South Park Rally)
1st suckiest: Pokemon.

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insertwackynamehere said:

The Sims pisses me off, because it's passed off as an appropriatre thinking game, when I find it no more apropriate than Vice City.

Vice City: Beat up people, rape people, almost nudity, suggestive themes, etc.

The Sims: Beat up people, rape people, almost nudity, suggestive themes, etc.


OK, Vice City, you cannot rape people (unless you count the hooker trick).

The Sims, last time i checked, theres no actual "sex" involved, but you can get close with that heart shaped bed thingy.

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strife was a pretty huge steaming lump.

ut2k3 was godawful. if it ain't broke, don't fix it.

and as far as mods go, day of defeat commercial.


the counter-strike hate just because of the community and the cheaters irks me. if you find a respectable clan to play with/in or a dedicated pub with decent administration it's the only multiplayer you'll ever need...

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