Sephiroth Posted July 11, 2003 check out the image and vote, just for fun http://www.photo.net/photo/pcd1328/iguana-kiss-3 she had better becareful before that thing jumps down her thraot to lay its eggs or before it releases its poison gas pods. 0 Share this post Link to post
SmellyOgre Posted July 11, 2003 DooMBoy said:And the iguana SCORES!!!! Nope, im afraid not. 0 Share this post Link to post
Ralphis Posted July 11, 2003 Haha, the Iguana doesn't have time to waste on cheap whorebags. 0 Share this post Link to post
Disorder Posted July 11, 2003 After that photosession, the lady was killed by the Iguana. 0 Share this post Link to post
Tyockell Posted July 11, 2003 lol maybe she just likes here pet Iguana, I'v seen people let there dogs lick the inside of there mouth and shit so fuck what the hells wrong with them?. 0 Share this post Link to post
DooMBoy Posted July 11, 2003 Tyockell said:I've seen people let their dogs lick the inside of their mouths and shit so fuck what the hell's wrong with them? They're crazy, possibly? :P I love my dog to death, but I am never going to let her lick the inside of my mouth. For one thing, a dog's mouth is extremely dirty and nasty, for another, the only thing that can lick the inside of my mouth is my own tongue and a hot girl who has a festish for in-the-mouth licking :) 0 Share this post Link to post
Tyockell Posted July 11, 2003 DooMBoy said:They're crazy, possibly? :P I love my dog to death, but I am never going to let her lick the inside of my mouth. For one thing, a dog's mouth is extremely dirty and nasty, for another, the only thing that can lick the inside of my mouth is my own tongue and a hot girl who has a festish for in-the-mouth licking :) Lol very well put, couldent have said it better myself. 0 Share this post Link to post
SyntherAugustus Posted July 11, 2003 I've seen dogs lick boobs on MTV before. 0 Share this post Link to post
Rubilacxe Posted July 11, 2003 "Lizardse" ugh....PLEASE don't let this become a new cliche ;) 0 Share this post Link to post
DooMBoy Posted July 11, 2003 BlackFish said:I've seen dogs lick boobs on MTV before. The only thing sicker than that is the girls who let their boobs be licked by dogs, and the only thing sicker than that is guys (and possibly girls) who get off (possibly in a literal sense) to girls who are having their boobs licked by dogs. 0 Share this post Link to post
Little Faith Posted July 11, 2003 The dog has no fucking clue that it's gesture is interpreted sexually. 0 Share this post Link to post
Rellik Posted July 11, 2003 Dogs mouths are cleaner than humans, it's cats whos saliva is uber nasty. That's why scratches hurt so much, its the dried saliva on their claws in the wound. It's also what people are alergic too, the not their fur. [/useless knowledge] Hey lady, it's okay to love your pet, just don't love your pet. 0 Share this post Link to post
Scabbed Angel Posted July 11, 2003 She may be in need of band-aids after that bout of fun. singing/screaming: "I'm stuck on Band-Aid brand cause an iguana'a stuck in me" 0 Share this post Link to post
Sephiroth Posted July 11, 2003 http://www.photo.net/photo/pcd1328/iguana-in-tree-14.3.jpg loook at his face. cant u see he knows he has been violated. wait till its bigger and tries to make love with her arm, assumeing its a male iguana. iguanas are VERY horny animals, mine has a 'hump sock' though they do prefer other iguanas, or iguana like reptiles. 0 Share this post Link to post
Little Faith Posted July 11, 2003 Scabbed Angel said:She may be in need of band-aids after that bout of fun. singing/screaming: "I'm stuck on Band-Aid brand cause an iguana'a stuck in me" It's just a peaceful iguana. Most likely she fed it before, so it is probably more preoccupied with digesting than caring for it's surroundings. Afterall it's just a freaking photo session. 0 Share this post Link to post
Sephiroth Posted July 11, 2003 i was thinking she may be its next meal. yes i know iguanas dont eat meat. but hey, she violated the poor beast. 0 Share this post Link to post
DooMBoy Posted July 11, 2003 Little Faith said:The dog has no fucking clue that it's gesture is interpreted sexually. True. Damn crazy broads, letting their boobs be licked by man's best friend. 0 Share this post Link to post
Scabbed Angel Posted July 11, 2003 This reminds me of a story I heard on the Chicago radio show "Mancow's morning madhouse". Its n longer on the air where I live, but it was kind of like Howard Stern for those who aren't familiar. There was a man who had noticed that whenever he was recently kissing his wife, her breath smelled very odd. One day he came home from work early without his wife noticing and was getting ready for a shower, when he happened upon his wife in the living room or something. She was performing oral sex on their dog. They are now in the process of a divorce, but she claimed that the dog had a right to pleasure too, and her psychiatrist claims that he is the one with the problem for filing for divorce because he isn't understanding her needs or something.... *shivers* 0 Share this post Link to post
Scabbed Angel Posted July 11, 2003 Little Faith said:It's just a peaceful iguana. Most likely she fed it before, so it is probably more preoccupied with digesting than caring for it's surroundings. Afterall it's just a freaking photo session. ] Give that iguana a cigarette! I supose I'd be a peaceful iguana as well, either that or suffocated. . . 0 Share this post Link to post
Disorder Posted July 11, 2003 Sephiroth said:iguanas are VERY horny animals, mine has a 'hump sock' though they do prefer other iguanas, or iguana like reptiles. Hump sock is my favorite word of the month! 0 Share this post Link to post
Use Posted July 11, 2003 you guys know what kind of bacterias are present on reptiles? I hope that chick ends up spending a week on the toilet from salmonella poisoning. 0 Share this post Link to post
Scabbed Angel Posted July 11, 2003 I'm sure in the least a painful rash may be expected. Soreness. . ehh 0 Share this post Link to post
Grazza Posted July 11, 2003 Rellik said:Dogs mouths are cleaner than humans, it's cats whos saliva is uber nasty. That's why scratches hurt so much, its the dried saliva on their claws in the wound.I've heard from knowledgeable sources that cat saliva has an antiseptic effect - this helps keep their own wounds clean. 0 Share this post Link to post
The Ultimate DooMer Posted July 11, 2003 =============================== ********2000th Post!!!!******** =============================== AFAIK, human saliva has some sort of beneficial effect on wounds, too. (correct me if I'm wrong) (a bit of an anticlimax, though - I mean it's hardly a high quality post) =============================== ********2000th Post!!!!******** =============================== 0 Share this post Link to post