Naked Snake Posted July 27, 2003 Well? [11:01] <BBG> ROFL [11:02] <BBG> I just thought of the greatest poll question EVAR [11:03] <BBG> "Would you let John Carmack fuck you and in return, he'd give you a computer made to run Doom 3 really fast and a free copy of Doom 3?" [11:05] <Arno[NL]> heh [11:05] <Arno[NL]> Make it an open question [11:05] <Arno[NL]> "How far would you ethically go for a free copy of Doom3 + l33t computer?" [11:06] <Arno[NL]> see what people come up with :) 0 Share this post Link to post
Arno Posted July 27, 2003 Having sex with Carmack is out of the question, but I would lick his Ferrari clean to obtain Doom3 before anyone else. 0 Share this post Link to post
Fredrik Posted July 27, 2003 I'd kill my brother. Hell, I'd even let him live if I really got the computer with it! 0 Share this post Link to post
Fletcher` Posted July 27, 2003 ...Bite my tail off then give it to Carmack as a trade. 0 Share this post Link to post
Silverwyvern Posted July 27, 2003 I'd chop off my pinky finger with an axe via live webcam. Then sew it back on. 0 Share this post Link to post
auxois Posted July 27, 2003 I'd perform a sex change upon myself. With a rusty hanger. 0 Share this post Link to post
Disorder Posted July 27, 2003 After reading all this.. No thanks, I'll just wait :) 0 Share this post Link to post
SyntherAugustus Posted July 27, 2003 good ol fashion robbery... or sit on my lazy ass and sign up for some lame contest. 0 Share this post Link to post
Tyockell Posted July 27, 2003 be like fuck you enless you give me a computer doom 3 and money I aint killing neone to many questions need to be coverd up and I'd be pissed if I had to ditch a gun. 0 Share this post Link to post
Naked Snake Posted July 27, 2003 Tyockell said:be like fuck you enless you give me a computer doom 3 and money I aint killing neone to many questions need to be coverd up and I'd be pissed if I had to ditch a gun. Christ, that's almost as incoherent as username :-P 0 Share this post Link to post
Linguica Posted July 27, 2003 ravage said:...Bite my tail off then give it to Carmack as a trade. you dont have a goddamn tail 0 Share this post Link to post
Silverwyvern Posted July 28, 2003 Linguica said:you dont have a goddamn tail Maybe he's wearing a fancy tux. There's TWO tails there. Twoooo. Thats enough doom 3 for you and a friend ;) 0 Share this post Link to post
Goat Posted July 28, 2003 course ravage has a tail. a fox without a tail is like a goat without horns, it just aint natural 0 Share this post Link to post
SmellyOgre Posted July 28, 2003 Goat said:course ravage has a tail. a fox without a tail is like a goat without horns, it just aint natural This isnt natural 0 Share this post Link to post
Goat Posted July 28, 2003 well some goats ARE born hornless, due to genetic mutations so ive heard. i duno whats up with his other problem, maybe castrated? 0 Share this post Link to post
NightmareZer0 Posted July 28, 2003 I'd slash his throut with my claws and take the damn doom and the computer and throw his body into the river. 0 Share this post Link to post
mewse Posted July 28, 2003 i'd put up with you idiots for half a decade.. oh wait 0 Share this post Link to post
DooMBoy Posted July 28, 2003 I'd sit and watch the sky turn in and out of itself whilst singing a lullably on a lyre and watching reruns of Hawaii Five-O. 0 Share this post Link to post
Amaster Posted July 28, 2003 I'd dance with the devil by the pale moonlight. 0 Share this post Link to post
Naked Snake Posted July 28, 2003 Ugh, lack of foresight made me create this thread >_< 0 Share this post Link to post