New Bland Show Ideas

Since there are so many lame show ideas it's time to post a show idea!


Title: American Rappers
Channel: FOX
Description: It's the same thing as American Idol/Juniors only with the return of Simon and add a whole bunch of meanass judges and you'll see lots of wannabe rappers FAIL IT!
Length per show: 1 hour

Title: The REAL west wing
Channel: NBC
Description: President Bush exposed in all of his dark plans and future for a whole bunch of wars. Also, lots of scenes of pure stupidity.
Length per show: 1/2 hour


(Note: Your shows ideas can be a joke, just like that one).

title: Doom
Channel: NBC
Description: In an attempt to create the feel of a sole marine going against thousands of monsters, a group of marines talking about their daily problems and sometimes shooting the occasional rat, is created.
Length per show: one hour, although you would get bored after the intro.

Title: The running man
Channel: Fox
Description: Seen the movie? This time it's real. The world's biggest scum will run for the grand prize while they battle our mean fighting bosses. Failure is not an option. Failure means death.
Length of the show: 24/7 online through hundreds of selectable webcams.

Title: When People Say Heh
Channel: Fox (of course)
Description: A bunch of stoners and people with too much time on their hands sit around and say "Heh!" a lot.
Length Per Show: Half hour

DooMBoy said:

Title: When People Say Heh
Channel: Fox (of course)
Description: A bunch of stoners and people with too much time on their hands sit around and say "Heh!" a lot.
Length Per Show: Half hour

You mean like IRC, only without 'Internet Relay' in it?

Title - SETI
Channel - UPN
Description - A reality show based in a space signal listening facility
Length - One hour

Fredrik said:

You mean like IRC, only without 'Internet Relay' in it?

Heh, pretty much I guess :)

American Idol

A show where thousands of people go on stage and perform, and 3 critics critique them. The winner gets a free record deal.

hour long shows.

Name: Battlefield Earth The Series

Ichor said:

Title - SETI
Channel - UPN
Description - A reality show based in a space signal listening facility

Didn't they close down years ago? Or was it just that they were cut off from government funding.

Title: HBW (Hardcore Backyard Wrestling)
Channel: PBS
Description: A bunch on skinny WWE fanboys fight in their backyards until their mothers break them up/someone does a moonsault wrong and is paralyzed from the neck down
Length per show: One hour

Title: The David Bowie Show
Channel: MTV
Description: David Bowie's life, on television. Various episodes include David Bowie in the waiting room at the dentist's office, David Bowie standing in line at the grocery store, etc.
Length: Anywhere from 30 min. to 3 hours, depending on how long it takes David Bowie to accomplish his chores.

Lüt said:

Didn't they close down years ago? Or was it just that they were cut off from government funding.

SETI@Home is still up and running. Even though they don't have access to the radio telescope for months at a time, they still have a backlog of tapes with audio that needs to be analyzed.

Coopersville said:

Title: HBW (Hardcore Backyard Wrestling)
Channel: PBS
Description: A bunch on skinny WWE fanboys fight in their backyards until their mothers break them up/someone does a moonsault wrong and is paralyzed from the neck down
Length per show: One hour

bland? hell, i'd watch it.

Title: I love the 1880's
Channel: VH1
Description: Modern day celebrities talk about a time in which they did not live. Dead people from the era roll in their graves.
Time: 10 hour-long shows repeated for the rest of your life.

Title: The Xaser Show
Channel: The Xaser Channel
Description: A show about some guy who does nothing but Play Doom and do Doom Related Stuff. It is like a camera following this guy constantly throughout his whole life, and shows everything he does, from Play doom to Sleep and everything in between.
Time: 15,257,947,096,720 hours long, and when it is over, your head blows up.

Title: The Emergency Broadcast Show
Channel: Every channel in the world, starting tomorrow.
Description: Shows a screen that consists of rainbow colored bars, and plays an annoying beeeeeeeeeeeeeeep noise throughout the whole show.
Time: Episodes are only 2 seconds long, but the same one is repeated over and over again for the rest of your life.

Orgazmo: The Animated Series.

Well there's this alien space ship and this kid, this kid he, he rides in it and yeah they go real fast and ZOOOOM and he really likes it and it's so fun and coool and great and the alien's all like "you cant ride this ship anymore" and the kid's like NO but WHY???? and the alien doesnt listen he just kicks the kid out and he's so sad then the alien comes back though because he was his friend so they fly around again and it's real fun.

Length: It never ends because it's so funny and great and cool and cool.
Channels: ALLLLLL LOLZORZ!!!!

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Xaser said:

15,257,947,096,720 hours long, and when it is over, your head blows up.

After I read that line I started laughing continuously for a few minutes. Why? Who knows. I'm going to bed since I've been up quite a long time now and I'm becoming delirious. Thank You.

Title: The Ralph Vickers Show
Channel: uhh.. whatever
Description: In each episode, Ralph continously mentions how awesome he is, how cool Megaman is, and how his girlfriend plays Doom. Sometimes Ralph mentions stuff that never saw the light, such as Doomkart, dc-xtra and Doom Platnium. He also tells about his secret confessions with Kazaa and horse porn. Next week will be the Ralph Vickers Show Special #92, where he whines at someone for no reason and declares that he'll never touch Doom ever again, yet we all know what happens next episode. Watched by 50 million pre-pubelescent Counterstrike owners worldwide, the Ralph Vickers Show will captivate your heart, and teach you the ancient art of 1337ness.
Running time: Varies, wholly depending on his AIM uptime.

Title: Paradise Hotel
Channel: FOX
Description: Follow a group of eleven single men and women who are given the opportunity of a lifetime -- to live together in the most exclusive resort ever created. But paradise doesn't last forever… Each week, one hotel guest will be eliminated to make room for someone new.


wait, that show already exists? damn

Title :Postal, the Animated Series

Channel : HBO (of course)

Description : Follow the Postal Dude as he goes about his chores every day, like getting milk or treating a pesky STD. Also watch as he randomly kills people with his partner, Super Gimp, as they rampage through Paradise, Arizona. This show is certainly not for the kiddies, as there is no censorship. Laugh as the Postal Dude SWEARS! OMG HE SWEARS! Recoil in horror as Super Gimp has sex with rednecks! Boo the evil villian, "The Bitch", Postal Dude's evil wife! Coming to you soon on HBO!

Running Time : Too lo...er...one hour

I don't know, but would any of you guys watch a documentary on the doomworld forums?

BlackFish: "The Real West Wing" exists, watch "That's My Bush" on Comedy Central.

I thought that show was cancelled?

Most likely.

BBG said:

Title :Postal, the Animated Series

Channel : HBO (of course)

Description : Follow the Postal Dude as he goes about his chores every day, like getting milk or treating a pesky STD. Also watch as he randomly kills people with his partner, Super Gimp, as they rampage through Paradise, Arizona. This show is certainly not for the kiddies, as there is no censorship. Laugh as the Postal Dude SWEARS! OMG HE SWEARS! Recoil in horror as Super Gimp has sex with rednecks! Boo the evil villian, "The Bitch", Postal Dude's evil wife! Coming to you soon on HBO!

Running Time : Too lo...er...one hour

Heh. I'd watch that, mainly because of the gore. Yeah, i'm weird.

BlackFish said:

I thought that show was cancelled?

Probably because it sucked ass.

Gimp? You mean the Gimp off the great POTI comics? (Planet Of The Imps) btw is the latest issue still around 255?

Celebrity Doom The Weakest Link.

Who can no longer shoot his wad? Who's scripting is no longer in the script? How ugly and worthless are Ann Robinson and her gay phrases? How OLD has this shitty show become? It's time to vote off... THE WEAKEST LINK.

"Linguica, why Mordeth?"

"Because he, uh, got a few questions wrong, didn't finish his TC and uh, yeah, never did like him anyway so whatever."

"Ichor, why Mordeth?"

"Because I couldn't vote for myself!!!"

"Well, that's a GAY answer but anyway, Mordeth wasn't the worst player, was he Cyb?

"Heh?"

"Do you know who was?"

"Loller! Me! olololol. Skates."

"Yes, that's right, statistically CYB was the worst player, answering -1 of his questions correctly. But it's votes that count, and with 4 of them Gaston "Mordeth" Lahaut, YOU ARE THE WEAKEST LINK, GOODBYE!"

*walks off stage

"I feel very disappointed. I wanted that money to pay myself for making Mordeth TC. I hope that bastard Stine gets voted off next. The bastard."

"Join us again for another gay special of The Weakest Link, goodbye"