TGIF comes early

It's been a looooong time since I came across a good joke, so let's not wait until Friday!
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A stranger was seated next to Little Johnny on the plane when the
stranger turned to the Little Johnny and said, "Let's talk. I've
heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation
with your fellow passenger."

Little Johnny, who had just opened his book, closed it slowly, and
said to the stranger, "What would you like to discuss?" "Oh, I don't
know," said the stranger. "How about nuclear power?"

"OK," said Little Johnny. "That could be an interesting topic. But
let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat
grass. The same stuff. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a
cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried
grass. Why do you suppose that is?"

"Jeez," said the stranger. "I have no idea."

"Well, then," said Little Johnny, "how is it that you feel qualified
to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?"

man. i was hoping the guy would be a pedophile. damn.

Heh, that one made me grin a little :P

Was "Little Johnny" a metaphor?

roflmao

haha. I have one too!

How many babies does it take to paint a room?

I DON"T KNOW HOW MANY?!?!?!?!?

Depends on how hard you throw them. HAHAHAHHAHAHAH

If you fall down, I'll call you an ambulance.
Whoa! *oompf!!*
AMBULANCE! HAHAHA!!!! AMBULANCE!

Hilarity ensues.

lol.

Where's Electro at? Someone had better go and fetch him...