SteelPH Posted September 20, 2003 I'm about to kill my sister, 13 year old brat. She's been agitating my little brother (8), and I've tried everythiung nit he book save beating her to a bloody pulp. None of it's worked. She doesn't talk. At all. No, she YELLS. She ALWAYS starts arguments. And unless someone's gushing blood everywhere, my parents think she's this little angel. Someone help me on this, What remains of my sanity drifts away slowly each day, and this happens EVERY SINGLE FUCKING day! 0 Share this post Link to post
Zell Posted September 20, 2003 hmmm wack her upside and say "shut the fuck up"? will that work? ^_^ 0 Share this post Link to post
SteelPH Posted September 20, 2003 It was tempting to do so, but then my parents would have to punish me. 0 Share this post Link to post
Fletcher` Posted September 20, 2003 Gee, sounds like me. There is one trick that works to keep your sanity. Do what Hawkeye does. :) 0 Share this post Link to post
fodders Posted September 20, 2003 Just break expensive items and point at her when parents look around 0 Share this post Link to post
DooMBoy Posted September 20, 2003 Take her by the head of the hair, bitch slap her, and tell her that if she doesn't shut up, and soon, you will take a spoon and remove her livelihood. :P Hey, it just might work. 0 Share this post Link to post
insertwackynamehere Posted September 20, 2003 I know where you're coming from :-P EDIT: I'm also pretty damn proud of this thread, too ;-) 0 Share this post Link to post
Zell Posted September 20, 2003 lmao love post hell ^_^ hmmm i like fodders idea the best ^_^ 0 Share this post Link to post
Naked Snake Posted September 20, 2003 Easiest thing is to do this : 1) Take her most favorite thing in the whole world 2) Hold it hostage and threaten to utterly destroy it and claim you don't give a shit what your parents do "that's how pissed I am" 3) If she doesn't comply, do some torture to said item 4) When she complies, don't give the item back for a while 5) Return item, unharmed (for the most part) 6) Tell her that you didn't want to do that and that you love her 7) Give her a hug 8) Clutch tightly and throw her ass on the ground and beat the hell out of her I mean treat her better and stuff... 0 Share this post Link to post
Zell Posted September 20, 2003 pull out a glock and cap her ass whoops looks i fell into a trend.. ^_^ 0 Share this post Link to post
Liam Posted September 20, 2003 humor seriously, growing a pair and half a brain would be a good first step 0 Share this post Link to post
Zell Posted September 20, 2003 Liam the Bard said:humor seriously, growing a pair and half a brain would be a good first step ...whatever dude... 0 Share this post Link to post
Draconio Posted September 20, 2003 Liam the Bard said:seriously, growing a pair and half a brain would be a good first step A pair of what? Testicles? Breasts? Left feet? Or do you mean two and a half brains? 0 Share this post Link to post
SteelPH Posted September 20, 2003 BBG said:Easiest thing is to do this : 1) Take her most favorite thing in the whole world 2) Hold it hostage and threaten to utterly destroy it and claim you don't give a shit what your parents do "that's how pissed I am" 3) If she doesn't comply, do some torture to said item 4) When she complies, don't give the item back for a while 5) Return item, unharmed (for the most part) 6) Tell her that you didn't want to do that and that you love her 7) Give her a hug 8) Clutch tightly and throw her ass on the ground and beat the hell out of her I mean treat her better and stuff... I tried msot of those, and I'm tryin to refrain from hurting her. (Beleive me, it's FUCKING HARD) 0 Share this post Link to post
Fletcher` Posted September 20, 2003 Remember kids; duct tape solves everything. 0 Share this post Link to post
Sharessa Posted September 20, 2003 ravage said:Gee, sounds like me. There is one trick that works to keep your sanity. Do what Hawkeye does. :) Get drunk and chase nurses while making witty remarks? 0 Share this post Link to post
Fletcher` Posted September 20, 2003 the_Danarchist said:Get drunk and chase nurses while making witty remarks? That, and practical jokes when the need arises. 0 Share this post Link to post
Aliotroph? Posted September 20, 2003 Find a way to get her in more trouble than she can possibly imagine. Nothing like making sure parents know their kids aren't little angels (because any kid who is would be an uber-geek anyway). 0 Share this post Link to post
engineer Posted September 20, 2003 Videotape her being a jackass and then show it to your parents. 0 Share this post Link to post
NiGHTMARE Posted September 20, 2003 engineer said:Videotape her being a jackass and then show it to your parents. Better yet use a dictaphone, 'cos you can hide it far more easily. 0 Share this post Link to post
fodders Posted September 20, 2003 NiGHTMARE said:Better yet use a dictaphone, 'cos you can hide it far more easily. Use a dictaphone? I use my finger. 0 Share this post Link to post
Melfice Posted September 20, 2003 Sounds like my problem. I can't stand my 13 yr. old sister. 0 Share this post Link to post
Python_Junkie Posted September 21, 2003 Thankfully I don't have this problem since: 1) I'm the younger of 2 2) My older sister and I live far about now (ahhh, the perks of college ;) ) 0 Share this post Link to post
Stealthy Ivan Posted September 21, 2003 Hmm... Tie her ass to a chair....! (Or use Duct Tape) 0 Share this post Link to post
auxois Posted September 22, 2003 So rape her. Hey, it gets you away from 'er. And if she doesn't get you arrested, then she probably won't bother you anymore. Unless she likes it. In which case you're REALLY screwed. Literally. Muwahaha. 0 Share this post Link to post
Zell Posted September 22, 2003 auxois said:So rape her. Hey, it gets you away from 'er. And if she doesn't get you arrested, then she probably won't bother you anymore. Unless she likes it. In which case you're REALLY screwed. Literally. Muwahaha. lmao "Family get-togehters seem uncofartable when a bother and sister have sex." (from the man show) 0 Share this post Link to post
Disorder Posted September 22, 2003 I kicked my eldest sister yesterday. 0 Share this post Link to post
SyntherAugustus Posted September 22, 2003 Python_Junkie said:Thankfully I don't have this problem since: 1) I'm the younger of 2 2) My older sister and I live far about now (ahhh, the perks of college ;) ) omg I have teh same situation. (almost) 0 Share this post Link to post