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That is fucking terrible. My mini-review from IRC :

<BBG> HOLY FUCK, THAT THING SUCKS SHIT OUT OF THE ASSHOLES OF INFECTED COWS

<BBG> THEN SWISHES IT IN ITS MOUTH AND SWALLOWS, THEN SHITS OUT THAT SHIT AND PROCEEDS TO RE-EAT IT

I mean COME ON, since when does Doom have a fucking AWP? Those models (at least the 2 I did see) were from Counter-Strike.

Oh, did I mention that you can't set up your controls (that I could see) and the defaults are fucked up? Also, the movement is horrible, it's like you're trying to move with a moose strapped to your back. The levels are ugly as sin and are not fun at all.

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He called it a doom remake because he used a remake of the map01 start room, the doom guy's face on the status bar, and a cacodemon that you see briefly at the start but never hear from again...

Oh well, by the end it was redeemed by having the blood-thirsty marine hero being airlifted out by his neck while striking an actionfiguresque pose.

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Wanna know my thoughts? I think that half-life was going to be doom 3, but the programmers took acid and instead came out with the half-life we know of today.

so in conclusion, attempting to remake doom causes an addiction to acid.

On another note, I have no idea what I am doing.

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sniper rifle? alternate fire modes? WTF! (see my rant in another thread about games nowadays being far too complex)

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cycloid said:

sniper rifle? alternate fire modes? WTF! (see my rant in another thread about games nowadays being far too complex)

Remake != clone.

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KoRn said:

Wanna know my thoughts? I think that half-life was going to be doom 3, but the programmers took acid and instead came out with the half-life we know of today.

so in conclusion, attempting to remake doom causes an addiction to acid.

On another note, I have no idea what I am doing.

This doesn't make the least bit of sense, and some voice in the back of my head is saying that maybe it's for the better.

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KoRn said:

Wanna know my thoughts? I think that half-life was going to be doom 3, but the programmers took acid and instead came out with the half-life we know of today.

so in conclusion, attempting to remake doom causes an addiction to acid.

On another note, I have no idea what I am doing.

Yeaaaa... acid will do tha sometimes.

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BBG said:

I mean COME ON, since when does Doom have a fucking AWP? Those models (at least the 2 I did see) were from Counter-Strike.

Hahaha. Headshots on lost souls would rule.

EDIT: Nice spelling RG.

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gatewatcher said:

EDIT: Nice spelling RG.


:)

Ralphis said:

maybe those models are temporary.


I'd love to see a doom remake used with an advanced engine (like q3 or ut2003) and had high poly models.

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Yea, it's crap but it's not like this is a commercially released game or anything. Nothing to get worked up over.

BlackFish said:

I'd love to see a doom remake used with an advanced engine (like q3 or ut2003) and had high poly models.

omg look

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Lord FlatHead said:

omg look

He said remake, not retelling ;-P

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