First Person Shooter Lounge Vol.9

Duke:Man...I need a drink!

DOOM:Coffee?

Caleb:Jolt?

Duke:No...Jack Daniels.

DOOM:That shit?Peppermint schnapps is the alchol GOD!

Caleb:Mudslides are the bomb!

Duke:Ok lets have a drinking contest!Ill be back with the booze*Duke leaves comes back 2 hours later with a huge crate of their favorite drinks*

Duke:Ok start!
*They all start drinking*
*The next day*

DOOM:Oh my head...

Duke:Yeah...fucking A.Caleb?I think hes dead.
*Duke checks for a pulse.None*

DOOM:Alchol poisoning kills hundreds of college students a day.Dont drink and drive.Drink THEN drive.

Duke:Whatever...

Corvus:Thou thinkest thine thees be thart insane.Fuck thee!

THE END...?






HELL NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOL...now this I'd read anytime....keep'em going...and make it longer !

Oh boy I have heard of deaths that Caleb have had, and him being too drunk that he dies is the funniest yet! Another quality DOOM Lounge Volume bigbadgangsta!

hah cool the first fan fiction posts i actually like...im not big on storys ...just funny shit...keep it up man